Difference between revisions of "We Apologize"

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== Things We Won't Apologize For ==
 
== Things We Won't Apologize For ==
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* You're an [[Ugly]] [[Troll]]: That's something you should take up with your [[Parents]] because it was their faulty DNA that produced [[you]].
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* You're [[Fat]]: Again that's all your fault because you have no [[Troll|self control]] and have to eat everything in site.
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* You're a [[Pedophile]]: You're a [[Sick Fuck]] and should [[An hero|kill yourself]] after reading this.
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* You're a [[Doopie Doodles|High School Drop Out]]: You're most likely a [[Too lazy|lazy]] waste of flesh that begs for [[Money]] on [[Twatter]] while telling everyone on the site how you are days away from becoming an [[Animu]] artist and going to [[Japan]]
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* You have a [[My Tiny Dick|tiny dick]]: This is the fault of your [[parents]] inferior DNA and you should [[Suicide|Kill Yourself]] immediately or walk around as a joke.

Revision as of 02:35, 2 August 2020

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We Apologize is a phrase that is used to show remorse, regret or to admit to a mistake that was made and is a phrase that you will never see or hear from this site unless it is used with a Sarcastic tone such as "We Apologize for you being such a loser".

Apologies are for when you are truly regretful for what you have done and we don't desire your forgiveness because if you are deserving of an article of this site you are truly at the bottom of the internets barrel and are deserving of everything that you receive in conjunction with your article.

In fact, if you have an article on this site it should be you that is apologetic because you are such a Spaz that you have been noticed by the internets as a fuck up of epic proportions that you deserved an article here chronicling your Stupidity over a series of weeks, months or years.

The best thing you can do if you find yourself with an artticle on this site is to apologize to everyone you know for being such a pile of Shit, pedophile or all around psycho piece of breathing Shit.


Things We Won't Apologize For

Shrigley-Its-All-Your-Fault.jpg
  • You're an Ugly Troll: That's something you should take up with your Parents because it was their faulty DNA that produced you.
  • You're Fat: Again that's all your fault because you have no self control and have to eat everything in site.