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When in the Course of EDiot events, it becomes necessary for one people to destroy the cancerous spawns of the internet which have made them develop painful tumors and to assume among the powers of the earth, the idiotic cesspool of a station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent paddling in the anus of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the roast.
 
When in the Course of EDiot events, it becomes necessary for one people to destroy the cancerous spawns of the internet which have made them develop painful tumors and to assume among the powers of the earth, the idiotic cesspool of a station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent paddling in the anus of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the roast.
  
What exactly impels them to the roast? Well, it all comes to the form of a shitty app on your phone (which you probably don't even deserve, you spoiled asshat) called TikTok (formerly called Musical.ly). TikTok was an app created by [[azns]] known as Alex Zhu and Luyu Yang intended to be used for sixteen second videos that all are centered around preteen whores lip-syncing to atrocious songs they just so happen to like. The people who are retarded enough to post on this app are known as "TikTokers".[[File:TikTok.png|340px|thumb|right]]
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What exactly impels them to the roast? Well, it all comes to the form of a shitty app on your phone (which you probably don't even deserve, you spoiled asshat) called TikTok (formerly called Musical.ly). TikTok was an app created by [[azns]] known as Alex Zhu and Luyu Yang intended to be used for sixteen-second videos that all are centered around preteen whores lip-syncing to atrocious songs they just so happen to like. The people who are retarded enough to post on this app are known as "TikTokers".[[File:TikTok.png|340px|thumb|right]]
  
 
==Musical.ly==
 
==Musical.ly==
  
Musical.ly was created by [[AZN|Alex Zhu and Luyu Yang]] that say they [[lies|they wanted to create an app to educate people from the world]]. When it launched nobody gave a fuck, do to the fact faggots were watching [[Vine|unfunny jokes made by wiggers]]. So they saw the [[fuckboy|fuckboys]] on the other app using music in background to hide the fact their cringe, and said "hey what we made that into an app were people no talent can lip-sync to songs" and the other guy said [[retarded|"Genius"]] and the rest is history.
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Musical.ly was created by [[AZN|Alex Zhu and Luyu Yang]] that say they [[lies|they wanted to create an app to educate people from the world]]. When it launched nobody gave a fuck, do to the fact faggots were watching [[Vine|unfunny jokes made by wiggers]]. So they saw the [[fuckboy|fuckboys]] on the other app using music in the background to hide the fact their cringe, and said "hey what we made that into an app were people no talent can lip-sync to songs" and the other guy said [[retarded|"Genius"]] and the rest is history.
 
[[File:Musical.ly_kid.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Fuckboy trying to attract attention from teenage girls with his H0T and S3%Y @BZ!!! OMG!]]
 
[[File:Musical.ly_kid.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Fuckboy trying to attract attention from teenage girls with his H0T and S3%Y @BZ!!! OMG!]]
Soon the fuckboys from Vine found the app, and started doing their content on the app instead. This attracted a bunch of talentless whores to go on the app and start lip-syncing to songs as they can't sing worth shit. Soon the app began to attract [[autism|millions of people]] to go on the app. Somehow people were able to make millions of dollars off moving the their mouth and shaking the camera. Some of these people were able to make "Music" were they show how horny they are in front of whores 2 times older them.
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Soon the fuckboys from Vine found the app and started doing their content on the app instead. This attracted a bunch of talentless whores to go on the app and start lip-syncing to songs as they can't sing worth shit. Soon the app began to attract [[autism|millions of people]] to go on the app. Somehow people were able to make millions of dollars off moving their mouth and shaking the camera. Some of these people were able to make "Music" where they show how horny they are in front of whores 2 times older them.
  
 
===Live.ly===
 
===Live.ly===
  
After [[failure|two god like humans]] made tons of money off cringelords on the internet. They thought "we need more options for the retards on the app" and Live.ly was born. It's the livestreams from [[Instagram]], but it's the entire app. You may be asking why would you download this if you have Instagram? Because people are retarded. It's purpose is for [[scammer|rich people]] to steal money from [[brainwashed|kids]], as people are so thirsty for that [[Money|Moolah]] to spend on a [[worthless|$200 black t-shirt with a logo on it]]. It's also was used by [[autists|Musers]] to be as [[fail|"lit"]] as possible. Doing things like the dab and playing with fidget spinner because it's S0 L!T 4ND (0Ol!!!  
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After [[failure|two god-like humans]] made tons of money off cringelords on the internet. They thought "we need more options for the retards on the app" and Live.ly was born. It's the live streams from [[Instagram]], but it's the entire app. You may be asking why would you download this if you have Instagram? Because people are retarded. It's purpose is for [[scammer|rich people]] to steal money from [[brainwashed|kids]], as people are so thirsty for that [[Money|Moolah]] to spend on a [[worthless|$200 black t-shirt with a logo on it]]. It's also was used by [[autists|Musers]] to be as [[fail|"lit"]] as possible. Doing things like the dab and playing with fidget spinner because it's S0 L!T 4ND (0Ol!!!  
 
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Typical Live.ly stream
 
Typical Live.ly stream
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== If TikTokers have no talent, then why do they get internet famous? ==
 
== If TikTokers have no talent, then why do they get internet famous? ==
  
Since TikTokers can't sing worth shit, people like [[you]] tend to get confused as to their sudden popularity. The answer is because there are SO MANY [[Disabled|PEOPLE]] out there with just as much singing skill that they have the nerve to get [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|jealous]] at their H0T S3XY D4NC35!!!!omg! Barf bags are 99.9% off.
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Since TikTokers can't sing worth shit, people like [[you]] tend to get confused as to their sudden popularity. The answer is because there are SO MANY [[Disabled|PEOPLE]] out there with just as much singing skill that they have the nerve to get [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|jealous]] at their H0T S3XY D4NC35!!!! omg! Barf bags are 99.9% off.
  
 
== Notable TikTokers ==
 
== Notable TikTokers ==
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*<s>[[Parody|Bart Baker]]: Wait, he sings for a living, why is he here?</s> Update: moved to [[China]] and is now trying to please the [[communists]]
 
*<s>[[Parody|Bart Baker]]: Wait, he sings for a living, why is he here?</s> Update: moved to [[China]] and is now trying to please the [[communists]]
  
*[[White|Hype House]]: TikTok version of the retarded [[Jake Paul|Team 10]]. A bunch of generic white people who don’t do anything, and get millions of followers. For some reason a bunch of 20 years olds are living with a 15 year old who got on the Super Bowl for doing the same shitty dance 44 million times. Unsurprisingly the group is falling apart as fast as the amount of shitty TikToks they upload.
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*[[White|Hype House]]: TikTok version of the retarded [[Jake Paul|Team 10]]. A bunch of generic white people who don’t do anything, and get millions of followers. For some reason, a bunch of 20 years olds are living with a 15-year-old who got on the Super Bowl for doing the same shitty dance 44 million times. Unsurprisingly the group is falling apart as fast as the amount of shitty TikToks they upload.
  
 
*[[NPD|Charli D'amelio]]: A kid who shows off with her dance moves (they're actually credited to other people by her) to show how good she is at dancing. An ego of an egg, and has a shitty Fanbase.
 
*[[NPD|Charli D'amelio]]: A kid who shows off with her dance moves (they're actually credited to other people by her) to show how good she is at dancing. An ego of an egg, and has a shitty Fanbase.
  
*[[JoJo Siwa]]: 6 year old in a [[16 year old girl]] body.
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*[[JoJo Siwa]]: 6-year-old in a [[16-year-old girl]] body.
  
 
*[[Jailbait|Danielle Cohn]]: Girl that exposes her underage tits and shakes ass on a daily basis.
 
*[[Jailbait|Danielle Cohn]]: Girl that exposes her underage tits and shakes ass on a daily basis.
  
*[[Blonde|Loren Gray]]: Real life [[barbie]]. Used to be the most followed person on the app until [[13 year old boys]] started [[fapping]] at the equally retarded 15 year old girl.
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*[[Blonde|Loren Gray]]: Real life [[barbie]]. Used to be the most followed person on the app until [[13-year-old boys]] started [[fapping]] at the equally retarded 15-year-old girl.
  
 
*[[Jake Paul|Dobre Twins]]: Wait are these the [[autistic]] [[retards]] from [[Jake Paul|Team 10]]? Also have a [[Jewtube]] and [[Vine]].
 
*[[Jake Paul|Dobre Twins]]: Wait are these the [[autistic]] [[retards]] from [[Jake Paul|Team 10]]? Also have a [[Jewtube]] and [[Vine]].
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==Tik Tok challenge==
 
==Tik Tok challenge==
  
Many people dream to become [[loser|"TikTok famous"]], [[virus|but sometimes you start something that spreads like disease infecting everyone on the planet until it's to late]], and no one knows who the fuck you are even after creating it. That's what is called a TikTok challenge, there's no cure for any of them so your going to have to survive with them until they go away.
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Many people dream to become [[loser|"TikTok famous"]], [[virus|but sometimes you start something that spreads like a disease infecting everyone on the planet until it's too late]], and no one knows who the fuck you are even after creating it. That's what is called a TikTok challenge, there's no cure for any of them so you're going to have to survive with them until they go away.
  
 
===Notable TikTok challenges===
 
===Notable TikTok challenges===
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*[[Madagascar|Big and Chunky]]: Pure [[Redditor]].
 
*[[Madagascar|Big and Chunky]]: Pure [[Redditor]].
  
*[[Justin Bieber|Love Me]]: It turns out the [[12 year old girl|people who were in love with Justin Bieber when they were 3]], are still dancing to his shit.
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*[[Justin Bieber|Love Me]]: It turns out the [[12-year-old girl|people who were in love with Justin Bieber when they were 3]], are still dancing to his shit.
  
 
*[[slutty|I Don't Mind]]: Contest to be a bigger whore than everyone else.
 
*[[slutty|I Don't Mind]]: Contest to be a bigger whore than everyone else.
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==Differences between TikTok and Musically==
 
==Differences between TikTok and Musically==
Nothing, absolutely nothing. Actually there is a new feature called "duets", this legendary innovation makes it so instead of seeing one or more retards make cringe the fuck out. Now you have two screens of people making you cringe the fuck out. For the ultimate cringe the fuck out experience people can have even more two screens. There's also a feature called [[nobody gives a fuck|"reacts"]], but most people don't even know about it's existence.
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Nothing, absolutely nothing. Actually there is a new feature called "duets", this legendary innovation makes it so instead of seeing one or more retards make cringe the fuck out. Now you have two screens of people making you cringe the fuck out. For the ultimate cringe the fuck out experience people can have even more two screens. There's also a feature called [[nobody gives a fuck|"reacts"]], but most people don't even know about its existence.
  
==How to became famous on Tiktok==
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==How to become famous on Tiktok==
 
   
 
   
1.Look Pretty
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#''Look Pretty''
  
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5.PROFIT!!!
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#'' PROFIT!!!''
  
 
==TikTok users==
 
==TikTok users==
TikTok users consists of  
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TikTok users consist of  
  
 
*[[whores]]
 
*[[whores]]
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*Say they can't dance
 
*Say they can't dance
  
*Call them cringe
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*Call them cringe.
 
   
 
   
 
*Say that there pussies
 
*Say that there pussies
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*Say that TikTok is a shitty app
 
*Say that TikTok is a shitty app
  
*Say their ugly
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*Say they're ugly
  
 
*Call them retarded
 
*Call them retarded
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==Controversy==
 
==Controversy==
  
[[Last tuesday|Recently]] a bunch of [[sjw|journalists]] started attacking TikTok for "[[bullshit|security concerns]]", they say that "[[rules of the internet|the app used by children so predators can go after them]]". Actually what would be better is if the parents [[impossible|actually did shit]], fuck it would better if they banned them of TikTok so no one gets AIDS. Shit even better, take their don't give them a fucking phone. People also complain about "[[life|people are being cyberbullied on the app]]", why don't you just [[deal with it]]? Also anyone with a brain knows that TikTokers should not be accepted as normal beings.
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[[Last tuesday|Recently]] a bunch of [[sjw|journalists]] started attacking TikTok for "[[bullshit|security concerns]]", they say that "[[rules of the internet|the app used by children so predators can go after them]]". Actually what would be better is if the parents [[impossible|actually did shit]], fuck it would better if they banned them of TikTok so no one gets AIDS. Shit even better, take there don't give them a fucking phone. People also complain about "[[life|people are being cyberbullied on the app]]", why don't you just [[deal with it]]? Also, anyone with a brain knows that TikTokers should not be accepted as normal beings.
  
People also claim that "[[your a fucking idiot|TikTok can reveal peoples personal information]]", you should problem read this [[Learning to Internet|book]]. Get the fuck of social media if you handle that, [[Mark Zuckerberg|your probably the person being spied on everyday by that retard]]. Change your fucking password so people won't see your [[worthless|email, texts, IP address, nudes]]. [[truth|TikTok doesn't give a flying fuck about you]], it's just fucking reality and how the internet works.
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People also claim that "[[your a fucking idiot|TikTok can reveal peoples' personal information]]", you should problem read this [[Learning to Internet|book]]. Get the fuck off social media if you handle that, [[Mark Zuckerberg|your probably the person being spied on everyday by that retard]]. Change your fucking password so people won't see your [[worthless|email, texts, IP address, nudes]]. [[truth|TikTok doesn't give a flying fuck about you]], it's just fucking reality and how the internet works.
  
 
This led to [[Same Face Syndrome|Lisa and Lena]] leaving the app. A bunch retarded Asians started banning the app for [[The Internet|pornography]], have you seen [[Rule 34]] of the internet?  
 
This led to [[Same Face Syndrome|Lisa and Lena]] leaving the app. A bunch retarded Asians started banning the app for [[The Internet|pornography]], have you seen [[Rule 34]] of the internet?  

Revision as of 12:23, 2 August 2020

When in the Course of EDiot events, it becomes necessary for one people to destroy the cancerous spawns of the internet which have made them develop painful tumors and to assume among the powers of the earth, the idiotic cesspool of a station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent paddling in the anus of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the roast.

What exactly impels them to the roast? Well, it all comes to the form of a shitty app on your phone (which you probably don't even deserve, you spoiled asshat) called TikTok (formerly called Musical.ly). TikTok was an app created by azns known as Alex Zhu and Luyu Yang intended to be used for sixteen-second videos that all are centered around preteen whores lip-syncing to atrocious songs they just so happen to like. The people who are retarded enough to post on this app are known as "TikTokers".

TikTok.png

Musical.ly

Musical.ly was created by Alex Zhu and Luyu Yang that say they they wanted to create an app to educate people from the world. When it launched nobody gave a fuck, do to the fact faggots were watching unfunny jokes made by wiggers. So they saw the fuckboys on the other app using music in the background to hide the fact their cringe, and said "hey what we made that into an app were people no talent can lip-sync to songs" and the other guy said "Genius" and the rest is history.

Fuckboy trying to attract attention from teenage girls with his H0T and S3%Y @BZ!!! OMG!

Soon the fuckboys from Vine found the app and started doing their content on the app instead. This attracted a bunch of talentless whores to go on the app and start lip-syncing to songs as they can't sing worth shit. Soon the app began to attract millions of people to go on the app. Somehow people were able to make millions of dollars off moving their mouth and shaking the camera. Some of these people were able to make "Music" where they show how horny they are in front of whores 2 times older them.

Live.ly

After two god-like humans made tons of money off cringelords on the internet. They thought "we need more options for the retards on the app" and Live.ly was born. It's the live streams from Instagram, but it's the entire app. You may be asking why would you download this if you have Instagram? Because people are retarded. It's purpose is for rich people to steal money from kids, as people are so thirsty for that Moolah to spend on a $200 black t-shirt with a logo on it. It's also was used by Musers to be as "lit" as possible. Doing things like the dab and playing with fidget spinner because it's S0 L!T 4ND (0Ol!!!

Typical Live.ly stream

What happened to Musical.ly?

On the 2nd of August of 2018, Musical.ly finally got shut down and replaced with a similar app called "TikTok" created by the Chinese internet technology company named created by the Chinese internet technology company named "Bytedance". Tik Tok has the exact same concept as Musical.ly but is especially more Asian than its predecessor. Therefore, let's not become too optimistic about this.

This is what Tik Tok has to say about itself on it's about page:


   
 
TikTok is a destination for short-form mobile videos. Our mission is to capture and present the world's creativity, knowledge, and precious life moments, directly from the mobile phone. TikTok enables everyone to be a creator, and encourages users to share their passion and creative expression through their videos.
 

 
 

—TikTok.com

As predicted, unfortunately, the disease will not decay anytime soon but spread even more. The human race truly is a disgrace to this planet.

Basically Musical.ly got pwned and was resurrected as an unnatural amalgamation of an app, TikTok.

Why do people make TikTok videos?

The reasons as to this vapid insanity can seem rather complex. But, if you took the time out of your life to use the germ-sized brain you have, you would realize that it is actually more simple than you thought. Musers have no talent on their own, so they use other people's songs and dance to it with their shaky and pathetic movements to disguise that blatant fact.

The fingers up is the amount of Talent TikTokers have (ignore left thumb).

If TikTokers have no talent, then why do they get internet famous?

Since TikTokers can't sing worth shit, people like you tend to get confused as to their sudden popularity. The answer is because there are SO MANY PEOPLE out there with just as much singing skill that they have the nerve to get jealous at their H0T S3XY D4NC35!!!! omg! Barf bags are 99.9% off.

Notable TikTokers

  • Casey Simpson: He actually uses his real voice. However, it is so annoying and grating that one would wish he actually did the lip-syncing shtick like everyone else on the site.
  • Hype House: TikTok version of the retarded Team 10. A bunch of generic white people who don’t do anything, and get millions of followers. For some reason, a bunch of 20 years olds are living with a 15-year-old who got on the Super Bowl for doing the same shitty dance 44 million times. Unsurprisingly the group is falling apart as fast as the amount of shitty TikToks they upload.
  • Charli D'amelio: A kid who shows off with her dance moves (they're actually credited to other people by her) to show how good she is at dancing. An ego of an egg, and has a shitty Fanbase.
  • Danielle Cohn: Girl that exposes her underage tits and shakes ass on a daily basis.

Tik Tok challenge

Many people dream to become "TikTok famous", but sometimes you start something that spreads like a disease infecting everyone on the planet until it's too late, and no one knows who the fuck you are even after creating it. That's what is called a TikTok challenge, there's no cure for any of them so you're going to have to survive with them until they go away.

Notable TikTok challenges

  • I Don't Mind: Contest to be a bigger whore than everyone else.
  • Woah: Another shitty dance that went viral.

Differences between TikTok and Musically

Nothing, absolutely nothing. Actually there is a new feature called "duets", this legendary innovation makes it so instead of seeing one or more retards make cringe the fuck out. Now you have two screens of people making you cringe the fuck out. For the ultimate cringe the fuck out experience people can have even more two screens. There's also a feature called "reacts", but most people don't even know about its existence.

How to become famous on Tiktok

  1. Look Pretty
  1. _
  1. _
  1. _
  1. PROFIT!!!

TikTok users

TikTok users consist of

Basically it's the exact shit on the web everyday. You can look at the steps to troll them just by clicking on one of them. We also have steps that can apply to all of them. The only thing "stopping you from trolling are kids saying "WY U BEENG ZO MEEN"

How to troll TikTok users

  • Say they have no talent
  • Say they can't dance
  • Call them cringe.
  • Say that there pussies
  • Tell them to get a life
  • Tell them to get a real job
  • Say that TikTok is a shitty app
  • Say they're ugly
  • Call them retarded

Controversy

Recently a bunch of journalists started attacking TikTok for "security concerns", they say that "the app used by children so predators can go after them". Actually what would be better is if the parents actually did shit, fuck it would better if they banned them of TikTok so no one gets AIDS. Shit even better, take there don't give them a fucking phone. People also complain about "people are being cyberbullied on the app", why don't you just deal with it? Also, anyone with a brain knows that TikTokers should not be accepted as normal beings.

People also claim that "TikTok can reveal peoples' personal information", you should problem read this book. Get the fuck off social media if you handle that, your probably the person being spied on everyday by that retard. Change your fucking password so people won't see your email, texts, IP address, nudes. TikTok doesn't give a flying fuck about you, it's just fucking reality and how the internet works.

This led to Lisa and Lena leaving the app. A bunch retarded Asians started banning the app for pornography, have you seen Rule 34 of the internet?

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