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[[File:DonaldTrump-HomeAlone2.jpg|right|thumb|251px|Picture of Donald J. Trump, who is an average human being, helping out a perfectly normal human child.]]'''Donald J. Trump''' is a [[You're A Fucking White Male|white American male]] and the 45th President of the [[United States]]. He was born on June 14th, 1946, and has an estimated net worth of $3.5 billion. He is married to Melania Trump, and his children include Donald Jr., Ivanka, and Barron. He also appeared in the movie ''Home Alone 2'' as a friendly but otherwise average human being.

This is about as neutral and unbiased as we can get about him. If you want to read a completely biased and absolutely one-sided article about Trump, check out these articles:

* '''[[The Donald|Candidate Trump]]''' —The man who will make America great again and will no doubt troll all the triggered sjw libcucks snowflake establishment rootless international clique libtard cuck easily offended millennial.
* '''[[Donald Drumpf|President Trump]]''' —The man who will keep America just as shitty and will no doubt troll all the triggered alt-right cuckservative snowflake conservatard cuck easily offend

If neither of these articles suit your needs... then [[Where do you think we are?|what are you doing here]]?

==Related Articles==
* [[Hillary Clinton]]
* [[Bernie Sanders]]

==External Links==
* {{twitter|realDonaldTrump}} — His personal Twitter account
* {{twitter|POTUS}} — His official Presidential Twitter account
* {{facebook|DonaldTrump}} — His personal Facebook account
* {{facebook|POTUS}} — His official Facebook account 
* {{instagram|realdonaldtrump}} — His Instagram page
* {{ytuser|PLBB36D0C29844BEF8|Donald Trump}} — His YouTube account

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