Zoe Quinn (Powerword Chelsea Van Valkenburg) is a blue/purple/yellow/shit-haired, feminazi, internet whore, and rapist who sleeps with indie developers, and video-game news journalists behind her (now ex) boyfriend's back for good reviews, and sucks the dick of anyone who can suppress negative information about her; which is why no other site is willing to talk about it besides this beacon of truth. Did we mention that by her own standards, Zoe is a rapist? For information on convincing Zoe to turn herself in for the criminal she is, see below.
- 1 Depression Quest
- 2 Sabotaging 400k Game Jam/Reality show/Charity
- 3 Zoe Shuts Down Charities for Personal Profit
- 4 Why Is No One Reporting On This?
- 5 Reason no One Would Report on this #3 - Zoe cheats with 5 guys to advance her career
- 6 Damage Control
- 7 Zoe exposed as a Literal Rapist - Phil Fish Freaks Out (Again)
- 8 Nudes
- 9 Videos (half are mirrors of things she had taken down)
- 10 Gallery
- 11 See Also
- 12 External Links
The "game" itself
The game itself is shit. The entire game is a bunch of text you read that describes your life as a sad, unsympathetic loser that nothing bad ever actually happens to and she spends his days calling various suicide hotlines. It fails in its portrayal of depression (because Zoe doesn't have it so she bans people who do when they try to explain that to her) and you can't get the character to an hero. At the end of each session nothing happens besides you being told that you are still depressed. In spite of that, every site that reviews it gives it a high score because she literally takes it up the ass from game reviewers in exchange for good publicity. Here is what actual people thought:
Greenlighted by red light districting
Who considered it a game?
Accurate ReviewDepression Quest Steam Review2
Zoe is the #1 whoreDepression Quest Steam Review3
The critics raveDepression Quest Steam Review4
5 player co-opDepression Quest Steam Review5
Read the endDepression Quest Steam Review6
needs 5 more guysDepression Quest Steam Review9
What will happen if you give a bad review - Ban from Zoe herself
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Zoe uses Robin Williams' Death to make Money
most known only game is "Depression Quest". In spite of the fact it was made in flash, has inappropriate content that might cause people to an hero and is hardly even a game, she was eventually able to get it on Steam with the help of her virgin white knights after it was originally banned, as she once again fucked her way into fame.
Not only that but she used the fact that Robin Williams had killed himself to hype up the game to get more money.
Wizardchan is being mean to me ;_;/ Virgins called my house: The Movie
Soon after her shit game was rejected from Greenlight, someone on CWCwiki hatched a plan to fuck with the virgins on Wizardchan: He made two posts about how Zoe is a faggot and then linked her to it.
In response she did what every strong woman and feminist does and played the victim. Receiving ass-pats from such distinct individuals as Anita Sarkeesian and that chick from Mighty No. 9. Both of whom incidentally are sleeping with the people responsible for their internet success. Soon after some homo called her house while jerking off into the phone... Obviously this was the work of the manchildren at Wizardchan! Only there is no proof and she gets this kind of shit every day anyway.
The real irony though? Most of the users on Wizardchan are fat, kissless virgins in their late 30's living in their mom's basement who actually DO have depression. So harassing them falsely over her game about suicide being rejected probably drove them all closer to suicide.
Social justice at work.
The ED version of the "game"
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Sabotaging 400k Game Jam/Reality show/Charity
In 2014 Zoe was invited to Matti Leshem's new attempt at making a video game based reality show where indie developers would create a game in 48 hours and the proceeds from it would go to charity called "Polaris Game Jam". After spending the entire day acting like a cunt, fighting with JonTron and annoying people, Zoe became jealous of all the money going to charity instead of going to her. She immediately decided to sabotage the show and was quoted she wants Matti Leshem's "Head on a stick".
Soon Nathan Grayson (with whom she was sleeping) sourced her and Robin Arnott (with whom she was also sleeping) in a Kotaku article slamming the event and accusing Leshem of being a misogynist for no reason. Other gaming news sites that didn't even attend the even ran the story, Leshem lost his job, Zoe almost got sued and then opened her own site for a competing project on the very same day and all the journalists Zoe was friends with were instructed by her to, from then on, every time someone informs them that she is intentionally trying to bring down other gaming charity projects, suggest to them that they instead donate all the money they got to her fake charity project and promote it instead.
Zoe's Game Jam, however, has no start date, no end date, no venue, no details, never updates and all the money donated to it goes directly to her personal paypal account that she uses to ask for "tips" with on her other websites. So did Zoe intentionally sabotage a massive charity project that could have benefited the entire gaming community so that she could defraud people out of money for fake knock-off of it? Probably.
Zoe Shuts Down Charities for Personal Profit
Who likes stealing money from dying children? Zoe does! It turns out that Zoe has shut down at least 3 charity projects accusing them of being anti-feminist because more money going to charity related feminist projects means less money going to her scam.
She contacted a project helping girls who have no computer skills (just like every girl) to create video games and uses the money from those games to donate to a charity for people dying of colon cancer. 8% of the money still goes to the girls who came up with the idea even though they do 0% of the work as well as royalties. However, according to Zoe Quinn, making chicks work for free for a charity is oppression. Even though they don't actually work and it isn't free despite that being what "Charity" means in the first place.
She convinced her white knight nerds to dox and DDoS the site, reported any thread about what she was doing and told all her internet journalist friends (all of whom she had already blown) that if they contact them they should suggest that they instead donate the money from the project to her obvious scam that still has no start or end date.
According to Zoe, the people who were running the charity also hate trannies and were stealing both the money AND the IP rights to the games being made. The only problem with her logic is that she was completely fucking wrong about it being true. The people she was fucking over even had a prepared statement for journalists that blow her the fuck out, but Zoe was able to prevent it from being heard using her dirty snatch.
In the end, when the story broke 4chan ended up raising and donating over
7,000$ 12,000$ 25,000$ 35,000$ (so far) purely out of spite. Meaning they had done more for feminism than Zoe ever did. In fact, Anita Sarkeesian got so mad at them she tweeted at them to stop taking charity money from 4chan and Patricia Hernandez, a Kotaku columnist, made and idiot of herself calling them a "Cathedral of Misogyny", all of which only caused them to donate even more. They ended up donating so much that they won to have a character that they create added to the game that is made. The charity was also hacked for about a day, probably by the same people who hacked Phil Fish's site (read further down) but none of the money was lost and more attention was drawn to the cause as a result.
Zoe has done this to two more charities that we know of, however, when you would bring this up to any game journalists they would refuse to report on it because...
Why Is No One Reporting On This?
#1 Army of white knights
Due to the sheer number of cocks that Zoe has had inside her, she has gained the ability to command her pussified lovers to obey her every whim, and this includes, but is not limited to: supporting her e-begging scams, lying to cover up for her, and censoring any articles or posts that point out her whoring ways, first starting with some shitty obscure Brit-bong gaming website called 'Games Nosh', which appeared to be the only site at the time with the balls to call Zoe out on her dick sucking As a result, faced the wrath of Mrs. Quinn's fuck puppets who swiftly rescued their fair maiden in distress by taking down the entire website, and just to make sure; these brave protectors of the poor, defenseless Zoe Quinn got her to contact Internet Archive to ensure that no more of those gosh darn misogynist trolls could see the page ever again - but they seemed to have forgotten about the screen capture function on their keyboard.
The next target for the ZIDF, was the less obscure but even more shit gaming website, N4G, which had also decided to call Zoe out on her cum gargling. Once more, Zoe's legion of effeminate males who she totally didn't fuck to further her shitty career, jumped to her defense when they realized that the article in question was the third most popular post on the site for that day. They put their White Knight skills into overdrive; and yet again successfully pulling an article from public view - and so it appeared that the ZIDF's work was done, for now, at least, as it was now time to lay with their fair maiden for a night of orderly queueing and sloppy seconds.
#2 Threats to End your Career
After the story finally broke several gaming reporters came forward and revealed that any attempt to comment negatively on Zoe in the past was met with both implied and explicit threats to be fired or have their career in video-gaming destroyed. This goes as far as rape allegations against Zoe by a follow developer (read further down) being swept under the rug using intimidation. Half of the people on the indie gaming scene were friends of Zoe. Several reporters on gaming news sites actually donated money to her. That is why anyone who spoke out against her would be told to shut up or lose their job. Recently one of the mods of "Shitty Webcomics Tumblr", who is an actual journalist and writes gaming news articles as a hobby in his spare time, handed in his resignation along with several others to the site he wrote for after he revealed that the entire industry is keeping a code of silence on this entire thing and anyone within the industry pressing the issue is marked as a traitor and swiftly disposed of.
But her twitter army and connections is not the only thing that helped keep this secret...
Reason no One Would Report on this #3 - Zoe cheats with 5 guys to advance her career
Recently Zoe's giant pussy of a boyfriend, Eron Gjoni, broke up with her and posted a tl;dr blog about what a cunt she is. He tells the story of how he met and fell in love with a butterfaced, once divorced Social Justice Warrior. He recounts how she spent all their first dates telling him about how she never lies because her mother was a pathological liar and how she never cheats because her ex-husband was emotionally abusive towards her, and how cheating on someone and then having sex with them without them knowing is literally rape. Which is funny because later she cheated on him, lied about it, emotionally abused him using the fact he has panic attacks to convince him he went crazy and then "raped" him.
He then explains that he suspected she was cheating on him with four guys, but he was wrong! It was at least five. Why "at least"? Because Zoe is known for avoiding giving a direct answer when she doesn't know if people know she is lying. She said she "doesn't remember" how many dudes she fucked because she was "too drunk". So obviously she screwed at least six but she wasn't sure how many he knows about so she stopped at five. Mind you, this was over like a 2 month period. Another thing she was unwilling to give a direct answer about is having an STD... So I guess all those guys she fucked should listen to Cool Moe Dee and go see the doctor.
When all else failed Zoe did the logical thing and (just like a typical Borderline who isn't getting their way because all of his/her drama is backfiring)...
She told him she tried to commit suicide so Homo McPussy had to rush to her hotel and keep trying to work things out. But when she kept lying he told her he would not break up with her if she let him read her FB inbox to see she wasn't fucking more guys. She freaked out, accused him of invading her privacy and said she needed "time to think". Instead she used said time to delete shit from her inbox before giving it to him.
So who were the guys? The person who wrote the blog names three and hides the name of another two but thanks to hints he left so that the people he is talking about know who they are people on the interbutts believe they were able to discover their identity.
|Connection to Zoe and other information||Details|
|Fez Co-Developer and MARRIED||Close personal friends with Phil Fish and co-developer of the one-hit-wonder nongame Fez. It's reasonable to assume that Brandon getting his dick wet by Zoe is the reason behind Phil Fish's recent Twitter tirade, white knighting Zoe and condemning all the evil trolls who have nothing better to do than expose the lack of integrity within gaming journalism. It's also reasonable to assume that Zoe fucked Phil Fish as well, however hilarious that mental image may be.|
Indy game developer that nobody cares about. She probably fucked him for code. Or because they have the same color of hair.
Possibly the guy who helped get her into "Game Jams".
|Kotaku/RockPaperShotgun writer whom she fucked for a review||This "Strong voice for feminism in gaming" is not above sucking cock to get a good review of her shit game. Which is exactly what she got because video game journalists are not real journalists and have never heard of the concept of "Conflict of interests" or that getting a hummer in exchange for 5 stars might be considered one.
So she pretty much fucked this dude a number of times while her boyfriend thought she was alone. She actually invented two imaginary people so that her boyfriend doesn't know she's all alone with this guy. Then she fucked him, and while they were fucking regularly behind her boyfriend's back he wrote not one but two articles on two separate websites where he praises her product.
When this story broke and Nathan's editor was contacted for a response he said Nathan assured him he was not yet in a relationship with her when her was writing those articles. However, a quick look at the dates proves that he lied to his editor.
|Fucked him so that her game would win a contest he was judging||Indie game developer, makes sounds and art. Also friends with Phil Fish.
But, more importantly, he was on the panel of judges in the contest where her shitty depression game won an award.
|MARRIED and also her boss||So she was fucking her boss, which is probably the only reason she was even working on that team in the first place since she has no skills. Not only did she fuck him, but less than 12 hours later she kissed her boyfriend on the lips after sucking his cock.
Note that HE ALSO HAS A WIFE! and when her boyfriend suggested they tell the wife her husband is cheating, Zoe quickly convinced him that they shouldn't because she might go public with it and it would "hurt a lot of people". People like the team she is working on as well as feminism in general, referring to herself as:
Nevermind that voice guzzling cum by the gallon. Clearly she wasn't just thinking of herself, right?
Final review of personality
As you can see, Zoe is a pathological lair. She has no qualms about making up sob stories she can milk for sympathy later. She also has no problem pretending to be harassed or stealing money from charities for personal profit. There are no lows she will not stoop to in order to keep embarrassing details about things she has done from becoming public including making up ridicules lies and manipulating her friends. She is cold, calculating and damn near Machiavellian... Or so I would say if every attempt she made to manipulate someone didn't end in a humiliating failure, or if it didn't require her to drink every load of cum she comes withing 15 feet of.
In the end, what you need to remember when talking to Zoe is that she is not your friend. The only thing she cares about in regards to you is how she can benefit from your friendship. As you are talking she is making a cost/profit calculation in her head trying to decide if maintaining your interest in her via fake displays of affection is worth more or less than the effort it would take her to suppress whatever information you might have about her that she does not want made public and what to do or not so that in such a case she could retain plausible deniability.
So my best advice to you if you are friends with her is to keep up the act as if you believe her until you can get her to suck you off in exchange for something she wants, then toss her away like the used condom (make sure you use one with her) before telling her you will expose everything you know about her if she says a word.
Exposed by Ex-Boyfriend
Her ex says he kept trying to fix the relationship but everything out of her mouth was a lie and soon she began to do what he had often seen her do when she fucks up online - damage control.
He says that he Zoe often deletes comments, reports articles and pretends to be friends with people she hates but has a fanbase big enough to wipe the floor with so she can send her fanboys to fight her wars (her beef with Jon Tron comes to mind).
It seems Zoe did a quick calculation and realized pretending to still love him long enough for them to end it on good terms to keep him from outing her was not worth the effort (bet she regrets it now) and started taking steps to minimize the damage in case he goes public with what went on. First she blocked him on facebook so all screencaps don't have her avatar so she can try and pretend they are fake, then she agreed to talk to him but only in person so that there would be no more logs to cap. That way if she can trick him into dating her again everything will be fine and if not she can try to act like he's making shit up.
After the info did go public she instructed all her internet friends to treat this all with "radio silence" to keep the attention off of it. However, this did not work and she responded with this post on tumblr:
However, despite what she says, when a game developer exchanges sexual favors for good reviews and other kickbacks like a spot on the team at her job or getting into GameJams it is the public's business.
Damage Control Pt.2 - Pretend you were doxed
Zoe has been known to dox her enemies (or at least get her virgin fans to do it for her), and amidst the shitstorm she decided that to prevent anyone from doxing her she would pretend to have been hacked and doxed already.
First she deleted her tumblr account and then reactivated and plastered with fake dox that she pretended were courtesy of /v/. However, even when she "regained control" of her tumblr she did not delete her "dox". Making people realize it is just another one of her hair-brained schemes.
Some say the hack may have been real and the person who doxed her was an autistic failure. Whatever the case,, the person who did it prompted everyone to find proof by digging up her info for real.
Not only that, but after more dirt on her was uncovered Ms. Quinn tried to pretend that she got hacked by 4chan again. Only a fucking retard tries the same trick twice.
Unfortunately for Zoe, this prompted a response from real e-detectives and her correct information was subsequently posted on doxbin.
Damage Control Pt. 3 - Attempt to lie your way out when the girlfriend of one of the guys you fucked tweets you
When things couldn't seem to get any worse for poor ol' Zoe, the girlfriend of one of the guys she fucked showed up to make her look like the cheating, lying whore that she was; and Zoe, not used to having a strong, independent womyn do the unthinkable and disagree with her, quickly got buttflustered in her attempt to shift the blame onto her fuck-puppet - convinced that would get her off, but unfortunately, Zoe didn't realize that not all women are as fucktarded as she is. 'Chloe' was able to see through her shitty lie, and called her out for a second time, further buttflustering Zoe, and leading to her ceasing all communication with Chloe out of fear that she could be reminded that she was nothing more than a dirty skank for a second time.
Damage Control pt.4 - All the websites white knight the whore
At first half the nerds on the internet decided to suppress what is going on. Sites who refuse to comment or report on the matter include, but are not limited to:
Mentioning what is going on in any of these sites is forbidden as well as talking about it in their respective forums. No news site would report on it and on Reddit and even 4chan (especially /v/) have been deleting every new thread about her and banhammering anyone who dares to post in them, proving what a bunch of dickless cowards they have become. Reddit deleted everything and some rumors say that a mod who exposed the coverup got the boot... So what's going on?
Well, very soon evidence popped up that shows that Zoe was working with the janitors on reddit and 4chan and that every other news site was part of the indie game inner circle and were protecting her. This continued until it became obvious that this can no longer be kept under wraps (in part due to the tireless efforts of Encyclopedia Dramatica) and they all started acknowledging what was going on.
Zoe exposed as a Literal Rapist - Phil Fish Freaks Out (Again)
During the controversy someone decided it was time to come clean about something he was keeping to himself for a long time...
That Zoe Quinn sexually assaulted him at a wedding!!!
Yes, queen "nothing is consent and everything is rape" is a molester. The guy expressed concern about admitting this because he was scared of the harassment he might face from Zoe's white knights and her using her power to ruin his indie game career as a revenge... And he was right! She did exactly that as everyone attacked him doing what feminists like Zoe often call "Victim Blaming" and her all of Zoe's industry friends vowed to cut their ties with Zoe's rape victim. But one person in particular was eager to join the fry...
One-hit wonder and crybaby Phil Fish decided to come out of his self-imposed exile of hiding from trolls to also attack this dude. But, just like everything else Phil does, this too was a failure. After Zoe doing her best to suck every dick that can keep what she did from gaining attention, Phil's return only helped point a bigger spotlight on it. As things got heated up he even once again promised to not make games he was already not making as revenge against the game industry.
Phil Fish either already slept with her or is hoping to get some pussy out of this.
It should also be noted that Zoe's victim was publicly shamed into apologizing for 'making things worse' for Quinn. In SJW-land, calling out sexual harassment makes you a misogynist pig if you are male.
Phil Fish gets hacked(?), Quits and puts "Fez" up for sale
As more and more indie gaming insiders joined the defense of Quinn to cover their own asses, a new prominent figure showed up. The washed up, F-list gaming celebrity and Mickey Rourke lookalike Adam Sessler. Him, Zoe and some other developer no one really cares about were drinking in a bar and tweeting about it just to make it more obvious how far he's fallen from the days of his TV careers to reporting on internet drama from a bar via twitter. It seemed like they were trying to shift the goal posts and put a spin on the story as if the internet declared war on indie game devs and they are all being hacked by 4chan and everyone thought it was bullshit... Until Phil Fish's site "Polytron" was hacked.
The site was replaced with a collection of Polytron staff dox and business information about Polytron. Some (wrongly) suspect that this is a false flag, citing such proof as:
1. The dox are inaccurate - Simply not true.
2. The site is protected by CloudFlare that requires two types of verification for log-in from untrusted computers - Irrelevant if the site was hacked as most security vulnerabilities do not require you to log into the server account. For example, if the hack was done using a remote file upload vulnerability, anyone could upload a PHP shell and take control of the server.Furthermore, if the hacker knew the real server location CloudFlare is irrelevant and the two stage verification is opt-in so Phil the dumb-shit may have not even set it up.
3. The message left by the hackers seems silly and full of mistakes - It was a joke.
4.Phil still had control of his twitter after he was hacked - There's no reason to think that Fish's website being hacked would automatically lead to the hacker knowing his Twitter credentials.
5. It made no sense for all of this info to be stored on the site - The info was obtained from Phil's DropBox.
6. Zoe was targeted at the same time - There was no info about her posted, her accounts were not hacked and she has been targeted all week anyway.
7. Why would the hacker upload the file only on the site he hacked? - He didn't. There was another copy on HugeFiles.
8. The file was added moments after the hack which is too fast - See section 5 and 7.
So the people who thought it was fake don't know what they are talking about and, although they were correct, the people who tought it was legit also made some stupid points like "evidence" that Zoe herself was on /v/ antagonizing them and a few other sites went down at almost the same time (small news sites with too much traffic and SA was just down for maintenance.
Regardless of anything, Phil went on his most glorious meltdown yet and finally declared his "company" is officially closed and he will be selling the rights to "Fez".
Unsurprisingly, since Zoe is a disgusting whore, she also did low budget porn on the side lines for some bestiality website that had accidentally mistaken Zoe for a young, sexy hog - but regardless of that fact, she was still paid for it, and the sick fucks into that sort of stuff got off to it as well, so everybody won in the end. Now these nudes have been collected and are now constantly being emailed to everyone she knows online or off.
Here are the pictures, you sick fuck. 2 Archives, nearly 500 pictures, and countless lost lunches. Enjoy. Note that the first link contains the string "5inVag", which shows not even random name generators are willing to let this scandal go.
Fun Fact: When you look at her profile on that site she admits that she is constantly masturbating.
Videos (half are mirrors of things she had taken down)
Let us back up for a moment and point out that one of the things that first got her all this unwanted attention as a backfire to her damage control was when she started flagging videos mentioning her infidelity with false copyright claims. Here are some of them as well as others that have been made later as a response.
- Depression quest simulator - Get the full experience right here!
- Cathedral of Misogyny
- Damage control
- Streisand Effect
- Robin Williams
- Phil Fish
- Egoraptor and JonTron
- Using Zoe as a proxy to continue their slapfight because she still hates JonTron after they had a fight at the Game Jam.
- Tom Preston
- Anita Sarkeesian
- Mighty No. 9
- Gone Home
- Bitches and whores
- The Cancer That Is Killing /b/
- Amy's Baking Company
- Oppression Quest - a depression quest parody
- Zoe Quinn Dox on Pastebin
- link to mirror of Polygon "hacking"
- Zoe Quinn on Doxbin
- Zoe Quinn AKA Locke on brokendollz.com
- - Inactive
- - Other Twitter
- ask her anything you like to say to her. Ask away! - You can also
- ZoeQuinnzel on ask.fm
- Donation site
- The video that uncovered it all
- A thread on Facepunch
- Wizardchan telling the truth about her - Same here
- Zoe Quinn saga on Pastebin
- Help get her stupid game removed from GreenLight again by explaining to the people on steam it may cause suicide
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