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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
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CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
—Charles Mudede - Who obviously isn't shocked by horse buttsecks.
—When will the oppression cease?
Even PETA couldn't believe this shit.
This documentary (moar liek COCK-umentary
amirite? NO, YOU ARE NOT RIGHT) is about the life of Kenneth Pinyan - better known as "Mr. Hands". The film itself was made with 2 of the men who drove Mr. Hands to the hospital when his ass began spitting blood.
The film is mainly about "dispelling" the arguments against bestiality in a way that would make TheAmazingAtheist proud - mainly that sex with animals is a beautiful loving thing (unlike those fuckards who dare to eat meat - except the cock) and that only Christians have a problem with this. Clearly anyone who can't see the beauty of a loving relationship between humans and non-humans is a closed-minded Nazi-worshiping bigot.
Unlike the internet, the film itself does not contain many explicit scenes, which is why even the animal-lovers were bitterly disappointed that there was nothing to fap to.
It was nominated for best picture at the Sundance Film Festival by a bunch of pretentious yuppie scumbags. In this movie, it is also shown that the horse had his cock cut off in retaliation for puncturing Mr. Hands's colon. And also to prevent more sick fucks from killing themselves by impaling their sphincters on delicious horse cock.
Some poor ignorant bastards have confused this movie with Equus and had a horrible, horrible surprise.
- The Seattle Time where Mr. Hands himself came from, gave a movie a positive review saying: "A tough sell that gets respect at Sundance."
- Indiewire called it: "one of the most beautiful films of the year."
- Toronto Star wrote: "gorgeously artful ... one of the most beautifully restrained, formally distinctive and mysterious films of the entire festival."
- Cory Williamson Another victim of prejudice
- Darkhorseman Sadly, unlike Mr. Hands, he isn't dead yet
- Dracoguard -Dog fucker extraordinaire
- Free Speech
- Furries Of course they like to pretend they're the horse
- Mr Hands The man himself
- Orangina Now they're on TV...
- Vegetarians They don't liek horse-meat either
- Victim complex
- WOLFABOO: The Movie The animated version
- Your resistance only makes my penis harder!
- Zoophilia.net - Data on dogfuckers
- User comments at IMDB. The first guy who gave it 10/10 also left his e-mail...
- Somebody is foolish enough to ask why the fuck anyone would sympathize with this sad excuse for a human. So many flames follow her ass ends up more inflamed than Mr. Hands himself.
- The aptly-named "Ew.com" says what we're thinking - even after pretending horse-fuckers are an oppressed minority, you still won't understand WTF is going on.
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