⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
List of rates
- Oral Sex: $1,
- Straight Sex by the hour: $2,
- Oral plus Straight Sex: $2,
- Anal Play: $2,
- Anal Sex: $2,
- The Works: $2,
- Gay sex by the hour: $3,
- Gay sex with animals included: $3 (he's not called Bunny fer nuthen!),
- Sex with the m00t: PRICELESS.
It should be obvious that after actually looking at Yuffie, and the rates, that the law of supply and demand are at work here. As soon as last Thursday, oral will be payable with individual Chicken McNuggets.
Apparently, Yuffie auctioned himself off for a date during a cosplay convention, along with some other crackwhore. Bidding is set to start at a cup of Ramen and 1/4 of your soul. If a winnar is you, take pictures so we'll know where you got the AIDS from!
Yuffie, apparently in need of some spare crack money, also whores herself out to Razordolls.com and BurningAngel.com (think of Suicide Girls, but if they put out and didn't get offended when you suggested that they do lap dances.) Her pictures are fairly underwhelming and downright frightening, at times.
Note that these two previous paragraphs both state Yuffie as a he and a she, respectively. Although internet sources claim it to be female, many images suggest...otherwise.