⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
How do you solve a problem like? How do you hold a tissue to his tears?
Xiota: The Overview
- Xiota believes himself to be a genius. He is incorrect.
- Xiota believes himself to be logical. He is incorrect.
- Xiota believes himself to be nonugly. Are we sensing a pattern yet?
- He has a poloemily-type nose. What of it?
- His mother cuts his hair. Waaaa.
Xiota cried about it for weeks afterwards, referring to her as a bitch whenever possible.
Here is his resume. Point and giggle Lol dead.
Xiota: One Man, Many Tears
- Xiota cries about all the stupid people on LJ.
- Xiota proves that he's clever and rational
- Xiota gets pains when he thinks
- Xiota reads this entry and then cries. Please note the cameo appearance by I_am_lane.
Xiota: The Legend
Xiota: The Bitter Rage
Scientists believe he may simply be afraid of the letter G's sensuous curves.
Xiota: The Genius
Xiota: The Padawan
According to an unnamed source, it seems that Xiota worships a little-known LJer called i_am_lame. Preliminary studies have demonstrated that they are both logical positivists. One day, Xiota will emerge as a Dark Lord of the Sith... or a logical positivist. Either way, it's going to be dark days for the Republic and the Jedi.