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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Xenimus is a fast-paced MMORPG PvP game where players spend countless hours trying to level up their characters to get special items (See: Chest Pulls) and gain new skills to kill other n00b players with. The only types of people that play Xenimus are Sweeds, Aussies, and people so addicted that the drop out of school, gain massive amounts of weight, and decide to not get a job because that would be a complete waste of XP.
Chest pulls are obtained at level 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 40, 50, 55, 60, 65, and 70. Players will become overexcited when they level up and finally get a chance to pull a nice item from a chest and end up getting absolute shit not worth the time spent wasting their lives to grind out the billions of xp needed to level up to get their next chest pull. After that they decide to waste all of the fake ass pixel money called Plat (Short for Platinum) trying to prop (See Proping)their shitty item from their long-awaited chest pull in hopes of getting special properties on it so it well at least sell for a little bit more money which ends up amounting to less gain than what they spent trying to prop it.
Proping involves wielding a special item/weapon and dropping money and lots of other items worth a shit ton of money in hopes that you will get great props to increase the stats of your item/weapon. The reality of this is that you'll actually spend a million Plat just to increase the value of your item/weapon by about 50 Gold, putting you further in the hole of being poor causing you to want to spend even more time online just to level up and make your money back and hope that your next chest pull gives you a great item. (Although everyone knows you won't get shit.)
...Basically anything else except for maybe Aion: The Tower of Eternity...
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