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IT'S A MAN, BABY!
Enjoy your cock! 8====D (_(__)
Razor and Asa fell out because lolpolitics!
Razorfist or xRazorfistx (Daniel Harris) is a hipster metalfag who decided one morning to let his hair grow until it became Rapunzel length, put on some eye liner (covering it with shades), and listen to a recent album of Metallica. While not explaining how this gives him any musical superiority, he also watches enough Zero Punctuation to be able to review games and movies as well. The interesting premise of him being both a metalhead and a gamer brought in audiences from both crowds. Another thing to note about xRazorfistx is that he's a YouTube Partner, so instead of being the forgettable talentless hack that he is, he actually gains viewers. No matter how often he tells his viewers to fuck off (fans or not) or bashes games/movies that are popular or likes things that are universally hated, people will still watch his shit and his subscriber base will continue growing.
He WAS friends with the attention whore Asalieri, and would've defended him to his death if he had to, but of course Asa needed another cow to leech off of, and once Razor caught on to what he was doing, he wanted nothing to do with Asa anymore. Often considered the embodiment of /v/ (even though he considers /v/ the spawn of Hitler), by his enemies and loves to piss off the fanboys of the games he reviews, such as Call of Dooty and Catherine, which is just basically him bashing weeaboos for most of the duration of his supposed reviews. His own fanboys mostly consist of various retarded tryhard manchildren who just nod to everything he says and metalfags, who will attack any one who opposes the almighty xRazorfistx. He no longer supports the fat fuck Asalieri due to him blocking Asa and Asa dodging Razor's phone calls like a clingy ex.
When the Don Callis impersonator Razorfist is not talking shit on YouTube, he's busy showing off his artistic skills on DeviantArt. Usually drawing fan comics and art involving his favorite video games, such as Thief and Silent Hill. Nothing else interesting really, not even a Garrett and Harry Mason ship.
- 1 The Rageaholic
- 2 Doesn't even play the games
- 3 Doesn't Even Edit His Videos
- 4 The Butthurt Fanboy surfaces
- 5 A true hypocrite
- 6 xRazorFapx
- 7 Real name controversy
- 8 His former E-Girlfriend
- 9 "Metaler" incarnate
- 10 Friend Zoned
- 11 Daniel Harris Attempting To Diagnose ED
- 12 Razör's Edge
- 13 Quotes
- 14 xVidYAx
- 15 xGalleryx
- 16 See Also
- 17 External Links
The Rageaholic is the tag name of his video game and movie review series/vlogs/etc. His game reviews are pretty much similar to any other angry styled game reviewer, including him speaking fast and throwing in random images unrelated to the game itself to showoff his frustrations and praise. If you rightly point out just how similar his style is to that of Yahtzee Crowshaw and Zero Punctuation (whom he ingeniously refers to as Nahtzee and Zero Originality) he will throw a massive hissyfit and post a TL;DR reply to you, essentially saying, "NUH UH!!"
It's interesting to note that xRazorfistx is a massive fan of and claims to be heavily influenced by the comedy stylings of Dennis Miller. This is appropriate, since Dennis Miller is a massive sellout whore who ripped off the act of a far more talented performer and tried to pass it off as his own without anybody noticing, too.
Another common and most notable theme about The Rageaholic is that it involves him having "controversial" beliefs when it comes to gaming and movies, something to make him look more "edgy" and to attract more hipsters. Like for example he'll hate one game solely for the fact that he hates the developer that made it, even if the game itself was generally liked or considered fun by many, and anyone who counters his arguments will either be bitched at by some metalfag wannabe or be booted off his channel. Or he'll love something that is generally hated by almost everyone just because he thinks that their opinions came from more popular and better reviewers.
|Razorfist are the most smartest man|
The main problem about The Rageaholic is that anyone who doesn't share his opinion on something "major", if he doesn't block them first, he'll go on a massive tangent saying how either their opinion sucks or that their opinion came from elsewhere instead of being their own original thought as his final defense. Little does he know that there are plenty of people that get their opinions ONLY from him. While he has shown that he despises the fact that originality doesn't seem to exist anymore, he's still perfectly fine if his fanboys share his thoughts just for the sole fact that he's Razorfist.
Oh, and don't you dare even consider criticizing his work, or you'll have to face the wrath of waves of wanna-be hipster fanboys and him personally.
Doesn't even play the games
|-9000G - The Only Winning Move Is Not To Play.|
To nobody's surprise, it was recently discovered that Razorbitch, of course doesn't even play the game he reviews, and just copies whatever someone else said as he is too busy putting on eyeliner while fapping on cam. Excuses could be made for actual reviewers who doesn't have time to go through all the game, as they have this thing called a deadline and they need to have a review ready at the same time as the release. They are often sent copies of the game a few days before the actual release, but since nobody gives a shit about Daniel Harris' opinion, he can't use that excuse. He is nothing more than a hack who knows even less about videogames than Irate Gamer. And it's absolutely hilarious how Daniel attacks Yahtzee for the same shit that he does.
|Video Thumbnail||Release and review date||Actual time played|
September 6, 2011
September 30, 2011
Final Fantasy XIII-2
January 31, 2012
February 25, 2012
Gears Of War 3
September 20, 2011
October 14, 2011
Resident Evil 6
October 2, 2012
October 17, 2012
Assassin's Creed 3
October 30, 2012
January 15, 2013
Call of Duty Black Ops
November 9, 2010
April 9, 2011
Dead Space 2
January 25, 2011
April 9, 2011
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April 19, 2011
Jun 2, 2011
Marvel vs Capcom 3
February 15, 2011
Apr 9, 2011
Daniel just admitted he's too fucking cheap to buy the games he reviews. Supposedly a friend of his gives him "review copies" from Gamestop. In other words a friend is giving him games since he's poor. (The friend's name is µTorrent.)
Doesn't Even Edit His Videos
If you thought not even playing the games was bad he doesn't edit his videos (or produce really with the exception of his lazy v-logs). He has a friend who comes over and shoots videos of his bukkake covered girly face then goes home and edits them for Daniel. You may wonder why this is. Well simply put(and something he's admitted multiple times) is his computer and equipment is complete and utter horse shit. The specs on Razor's computer is a 386 chip, 2-D 2 meg graphics card, 1600 baud modem running on windows 3.1. You can also tell it's not edited by Razor because it looks like a 10-year-old with ADHD that snorted a whole bag of pixie stix and was inspired by B-rated early '90s MTV music videos.
The Butthurt Fanboy surfaces
If there was one thing you don't want to do with Daniel here, it's say anything bad about XBOX, Especially the recently announced XBOX ONE. While he will be the first to dismiss any and all accusations of his fanboyism it showed in his most recent vlog. He calls out his entire fanbase for not wanting a constantly monitoring, used game fee enacting, underpowered and overpriced bro fisting foozball machine. Everyone apparently even his own friends are parasites for feelin that this machine is complete shit.
He essentially has no grounds to stand on and showcases that he's basically taking it in the tailpipe for a multibillion dollar company that could care less that his pasty ass is alive let alone white knighting for them. He even took the battle to Twitter where again he showcased that he cannot handle actual facts being discussed by others. To Razorbitch if anyone has an opinion before him they should be damned, especially if it's not one he agrees with wholeheartedly. Maybe he'll write a Black Metal song about how everyone should take a walk off a pier for ever thinking that his beloved all American company is actually takin it to his ass and going in dry (Which they are happily)
A true hypocrite
In June 16,2013 razorfist decided to change sides after knowing his favorite company got brutally raped in e3, well to be more frank he still tried to make fun of sony even after he was wrong about them, he made a complete fool out of himself as he was defending microsoft a while back and bashing sony, yep this is what razorfist has fallen into, he is now a complete hypocrite.
As soon as Microsoft backpedaled on the DRM with the Xbox One, guess who switch sides AGAIN.
|Razorfist are the most smartest man|
—Razorfist showing how unbutthurt he is after reading his article.
A while back he uploaded a video of himself jerking off while naked onto a porn site. He made no effort to cover up that it wasn't him and even gave out a phone number for people contact him. Not only this, but he used his real name for the video despite denying this was his name when directed to this page. Sadly only a cached thumbnail exists for the video, but this won't lessen the damage this would do to his reputation.
The only other alternative is that faggot had the idea to show off his self-jerking skills, to one of his male fanboys, who mistook him for a girl, and when confronted with dickpics lulzly leaked the video, complete with Daniel's contact info.
Real name controversy
When first Daniel found out that ED had found his Facebook, he did nothing more than whine a bit, before he turned on a dime, and denied everything, including his fucking name. So in attempt to cover up his sleazy tracks, he erased his Facebook, and only started calling himself RAZ0RFIST instead. Now you can deny all you want, Daniel Harris, but it is not going to change the facts. His name was also confirmed by a troll who briefly had him on Skype. On this site he used his real name, birth date along with obvious hints it was him. The birth date confirms this.
Now if that wasn't evidence enough, you could also read one his reviews, where he proudly announces his name:
Guest review by Daniel "RazörFist" Harris
His former E-Girlfriend
Because of his webcam exploits, and his tiny dick, Daniel has been forced to look outside America for pussy. Luckily he found a whore dumb enough to scissor him. This prostitute went all the way from Calgary to Daniel's shitty sperm-infested apartment in Arizona, just for a chance to
meet fuck the famous Daniel Harris. When she is not having her vagina stimulated by Daniel's vagina, she of course also likes to go to for constant appraisal of her shitty drawing skills. After ED exposed Ms. Harris for the fraud that she is, Erica decided to wisely run away.
Daniel actually looks more like a crackwhore than she does
One of Daniel's many claims to fame is he is so metal that he shits Thor's hammer while hoagie slapping teh devil. The problem is
- His taste in metal stops after 1988
- His taste in metal fashion stops after 1988
- He likes the most main stream metal bands EVAR and the ones that aren't sound like ass.
For a guy that claims to be anti-establishment he likes Dokken, Judas Priest, Queen, etc. That would be the gaming equivalent of sucking on EA's & Activision's cock. He also likes Stryper, one of the gayest bands in metal history. This should be no surprise since he likes Asa's two inch Argentinian cock up his tender white ass.
To summarize Razor is like every pseudo-metaler you meet at the Whiskey-A-Go-Go who will tell you what a chick magnet he is while he blows you through the glory hole of their dirty bathroom. Also in the year 2013 he still listens to Alice Cooper and wouldn't know any of the great metal being produced today. What a fucking ignorant twat.
So our old buddy Daniel was a friend with a chink named Miss Macy, now he wanted to get laid with her and finally for once in his life he get's to score, but what he didn't know was that she was in a relationship with another daniel.
So when he realized she had a deviant art account he replied in her profile with his account which is CaptianSpandex, however he was extremely disappointed when he saw that she was in another relationship, but what was more embarrassing was that the person she was with had a name like him.
To add insult to injury, Miss Macy chose this guy instead of razorfist, this may have started razorfist's hate against weeaboos and why he detests them more than satan himself.
Daniel Harris Attempting To Diagnose ED
Because of Daniel's USI, he cannot stand the ED article, so despite nobody giving a fuck about him, and his shitty reviews, he still decided to attack ED, due to his massive butthurt EGO. Needless to say, his attempt at attacking ED, is futile, and it serves nothing more to show him as a passive aggressive pussy, trying to hide behind a sock account. It is essentially Daniel Harris trying to be armchair psychologist. His sheepish fanbase continue to believe he's telling the truth and think that we are the assholes who are spreading hate.
ED's attempt at diagnosing Daniel Harris
On July 4th Razorfist debuted his new show "Razor's Edge" where he discusses the inner workings of professional wrestling. The show debuted on a channel belonging to former WWE writer and one of the most controversial people in the industry, Vince Russo. In the pilot episode, Razorfist spergs out at rapid fire pace about workmanship and poor booking. It has been generally well received by wrestling fans, whose average IQ hovers somewhere around the 60 ballpark. You can watch the video here.
—[Daniel], Showing how much of a fucking Thief poser he actually is by playing the game on the Playstation
—Razorfist, Showing his absolute ignorance thinking that WW1 was "pointless". The Ottoman empire dissolved because of this war, you ignorant fucking pillock.
- Zero Punctuation - What he's ripping off.
- /v/ - The spawn of Hitler, according to him.
- Attention Whore
- Video Game Reviewers
- Asalieri - Danny's BFF. Will defend him to the death.
- LeisureSuitGaming - one of his harem boys.
- Click here to read his shitty music review and his name
- xRazorFistx's YouTube channel.
- A sock account. IN ALL CAPS!.
Go friend Daniel Harris. Bahleeted -
- His fanboy den.
- His DA account, for lulz. Bahleeted -
- His alternative DA account. -
- No, you don't rule. -
- Tweet him about his tiny cock. Bahleeted -
- Use this to tweet him about his tiny cock.
- His steam account. Private -
- his Steam group for his fanboys
- Vimeo profile
- His bikerOrNot profile -
- His Through-The-Looking-Glass profile
- His Eidos profile
- His 1up account -
- His Xbox account part 1 See all of the "reviews" he only played 5 minutes of, AKA the Zero Punctuation style to reviewing Made private after he discovered that ED was on to him -
- His Xbox account part 2 -
- See what shitty songs he likes on Last.FM
- His ScrewAttack profile
- His now shutdown shitty website on the wayback engine
- more evidence of his name being Daniel Harris
- his Destructoid blog
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