⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
In reality it can be difficult to find a book which describes the right technique on how to punch your partner in the back of the head during buttsecks without breaking their necks. Thanks to Wikipedia you can not only find out that your strange BDSM fetish is known as a 'Donkey Punch', but also which porn actress hated it the most.
However even by internet standards Wikipedia occasionally notices there are some edits and articles that little bit too retarded to be real.
Creating hoax articles is amazingly easy - all that is required to prevent them from calling "Bullshit!" is external sources. Want to show that the white man is the superior race? Link to Metapedia. Want to show the world is ruled by aliens reptiles? David Icke approves. An inner earth? Link to the only site which tells the truth - proving that if you say something often enough it magically becomes true.
Most hoax articles As seen above the longest-lasting hoax was research on the clitoris, presumably created to show that wikipedos can be both intellectual and sexy. Amazingly they failed to notice the obvious fact that the clitoris doesn't exist, making the article itself a complete fake.
Other Incredibly Obvious Hoaxes
- Wiki hoax pretraumatic stress disorder.png
- Wiki hoax Ox of Bull.png
This took 10 months to notice.
- Wiki hoax climbing jack.png
Naturally the best time to create joke articles.
- Wiki hoax Dunin.png
Articles NOT Considered Hoaxes
- Nazi UFOs- considered so bizarre and retarded it was cuntpasted on to ED.
- Articles on balloon-fuckers stolen from Cracked.com
- Criticisms of Wikipedia pissed on for not being written from a 'neutral point of view'
- Jimmy Wales
founded Wikipedia all by himself .No saying Jimmy Wales said he founded Wikipedia by himself is the hoax!!
- List of (known) hoaxes on Wikipedia
- "Society for the Preservation of the Quazer Beast" This page contains material that is kept because it is considered humorous.
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