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Æ Roadmap

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    Wikipedese

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    Below is a table of Wikipedese jargon and the translations.

    Glossary

    Wikipedese English
    admin n bully
    Angela np promiscuous cohabitant, Miss Ortho Tri-Cyclen, MediaWiki developers' jizz receptacle
    anon n fucking IP address user
    Anthère np Madame Wikiwiki, history lol
    anti-Semitic adj. person getting in the way of a Wikipedia Jew's agenda. Semites are not exempt: moast ironically, any Palestinian wanting balance in articles is called "anti-Semitic" then automatically gets bannage a few days later.
    anyone pn anyone except you [the reader]; my friends and I
    Arbitration Committee np kangaroo court; window-dressing as editorial review to suck in the journalists, Rodhullandemu, Ryulong & PMDrive1061 still cant suck up to jewbo!
    article n page of the wiki
    attack n, vt criticism; truth-telling
    badsite n Website exposing the truth
    be bold v meddle (except when a crybaby doesn't like it)
    build an encyclopedia n fuck around with the ToW MMORPG/social network
    child in Africa, the n pretext to suck money from the uninformed
    citation needed decl. fuck you [the contributor], asshole, I don't like what you're saying
    community n user base
    confused with, not be frag. be confused by me because I'm an idiot and don't know what I talk about
    consensus n the opposite of what the outgroup says, used to squash all opposition and/or fact
    donate v throw away your money
    drive-by editor n neutral party who isn't obsessed with the topic but doesn't back up my BAWW! point of view
    edition n retardese for editing; it's wrong but Wikipedos think it sounds grand
    encyclopedia n wiki
    free adj. shoved down the outgroup's throat
    fundraiser n AdSense pretext
    good faith n gaming the system
    Jimbo np Der Führer and King of Fucknuts
    knowledge n trivia
    listcruft n discrimination against autistic wikipedos who write lists and shit
    love n, vt exploitation
    Newyorkbrad n fat loud and totally dishonest heeb lawyer
    neutral adj., n the way I want it to be
    No Original Research decl. no writing anything that's totally fucking obvious to any two-year old
    notable adj., n that I care about
    out vt identify
    oversight vt retardese for "censor"; requires administrator+ powers
    point of view n the opposite of my point of view
    racist n good person
    redact vt retardese for censor, delete, or omit: see edition
    research n, vt look up on Google
    SlimVirgin np Scheißjüdin, eeeebil lady, run for the hills
    sock puppet n account whose user I don't like; (rarely) actual army of accounts run by one Guy
    sofixit decl. our sweatshop is going to exploit and suck the money out of you while we get the credit for your work, sucker
    some argue bullshit I think
    stalk vt looked (object) up on Google
    This is your only warning. I'm going to ass-rape you one of these days.
    testing notability n looking it up on Google
    troll n, vt humorist, someone with whom I disagree
    vandal n disruptor of our money-sucking
    verifying vt looking it up on Google
    victim n tantalizer, provocateur, attention whore
    weasel words n some argue
    we pn I
    Wikia Search np fail
    wikilove n cult
    Wikimedia Foundation np Wikia money laundry
    Wikipedia np that other wiki
    Wikipedian adj., n Wikipediot, Wikimediot, wikipedo[phile], wikipedant
    WikiScanner np excuse to shift the blame away from administrators
    сибирской говор n. fake language

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