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Widdywoodpecker is a retarded Russian furry from DeviantART who is batshit for Woody Woodpecker and has over 9000 fancharacters for it. Woody Woodpecker is a cartoon character from the 1940s -- though Widdy makes sure to inform you that her fandom is from the 1999-2002 version  -- who nobody gives a shit about, is about as funny as Zen444, and is about as gay as WikiFur. She has at least 700 deviations in her shitty gallery and every fucking one of them feature little blue birds with bright red heads (Snapefuckingsnogger has more variety in her art). Unfortunately for us, Widdy does not draw Pecker porn. It can be assumed however -- as she is a fangirl -- that she faps the hell out of that shit IRL.
Unfortunately for trolls, Widdywoodsucker is too far too retarded to conjure drama (ie; know when something is a flame and react accordingly) and therefore all lulz come strictly from her moronic cartoon bird fetish, her craptastic Photoshop abortions she calls art, and her reliance on Google Translator to learn the English language.
But we suppose we can live with that.
Engrish - Manipulative Edition
Possibly understanding how badly she rapes the English language and how that may compromise her mission in life -- to obtain as much faggoty Pecker art as possible -- Widdy has widdled her vocabulary down to under 10 essential phrases which she can use to manipulate others into drawing her fanart.
- "You good drawing Woody!" The Suck-Up Stage -- The first stage; how she opens first contact with her request victim.
- "You know draw Woody woodpecker?" The Inquisition Stage -- The alternate first stage for when the unsuspecting artist has no Woody fanart posted; even if you say no, she'll ask if "you try can to draw him."
- "You see gallery?" The Prostitution Stage -- How she whores out her gallery in hopes of finding fans and making friends.
- "You can me +Recent Watchers?" The Baiting Stage -- Her response to anyone who has faved one of her submissions, left her a comment, or just happened to say hello to her.
- "you can open MSN?" Moar Baiting Stage -- The next level of "You can me +Recent Watchers."
- "you know i like draw woodpeckers?" The Backup Stage -- For when the artist just couldn't tell.
CopyPasta - DeviantART does not want it...
Widdywoodpecker: I know greetings to draw new different Woody woodpeckers, I adore to an idol itself to draw perfectly, I to demand of you know to draw Woody woodpecker try! You are possible to look my album interestingly! Please try you will draw a Woody woodpecker precisely! Well?
We have assembled some of the lulzier responses to her demand:
- "You're scary."
- "Why the fak do you want everyone to draw Woody the Woodpeaker! God >_<+"
- "YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A GIRL OR WHATEVER! JUST DON'T MAKE ME MAD BY SENDING A REQUEST THAT I REALLY CAN'T DO!!!!! BESIDES, I EVEN DON'T LIKE Woddy Woodpecker! WHY? BECAUSE HE'S MY MOST HATED CHARACTER! I REPEAT! MOST HATED CHARACTER! REPLY ME AGAIN IN MY ACCOUNT AND I'LL MAKE SURE YOUR BUTT WILL BLEED ON MY SPANKING!!!! SO STOP BUGGING ME OR ME AND ALL MY FRIENDS WILL GANG UP ON YOU!!!! UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! " (lol internet tough guy)
- "Your avatar nearly gave me a seizure."
Behold her extensive and rich gallery! Feel free to add MOAR!
- Woody woodpecker Sony 1 by widdywoodpecker.jpg
After everyone realized how much Woody sucked, he decided to become a Pokemon trainer.
Bitches don't know 'bout Woodpecker's street cred.
Widdy has at least 100 fancharacters.
- Folis woodpecker boy by widdywoodpecker.png
- Riders super cartoons by widdywoodpecker.jpg
Dat's some goooood copypasta.
- Moon Widdy and Jennixa love by widdywoodpecker.jpg
RAEP RAEP RAEP
- Foody food and Jim Jina by widdywoodpecker.png
Widdy tries her hand at inflation art. We do not want it.
- Cartoons palm by widdywoodpecker.jpg
Widdy attempts to rapes as many fandoms as possible.
- Folis woodpecker kid by widdywoodpecker.png
- Amy Rose lovely Woody by widdywoodpecker.jpg
Even Shakespeare could not have written such a romance.
Widdy's favorite thing is filter rape.
- Widdy woodpecker palm by widdywoodpecker.jpg
Widdy's deviantART pageBanned
- Keep an eye on how much she strikes! Note the ratio of non-Woody art comments to Woody art comments is 99.999% to 0.001%
She has at least four active accounts on dA. Don't block just one!
Email: [email protected]
MSN: [email protected]
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