In essence, Wesley combines a large number of the things which make the internet a bad place. Not only is he a Jesus loving Christfag who constantly credits the Lord as his source of knowledge, he is also a self-confessed lover of bestiality who hates gays and seems to believe that he knows everything there ever was to know. Don't bother going to see the doctor, Wesley has all the information you need to make your ass stop pissing blood.
In addition to all that, Wesley's spelling is around the level of an aspie three year old who's spent his entire life in a ditch being raped by foxes. Sometimes it's almost impossible to understand which part of his penis he's trying to tell you was bleeding last night.
Wisdom of Wesley
—On why he hates gays.
—On being a pedo.
—On the time he cut open his balls.
—On pooping blood.
Opinions are mixed on whether or not Wesley is indeed as stupid and batshit insane as he appears or if he's just another loveable Yahoo Answers troll. Unfortunately, it is a question to which we will probably never know the answer as Wesley seems reluctant to reveal any information on himself that doesn't revolve around his dog or weird parts of his body that bleed.
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