99% of this article is pure dicksuckery written by weevs friends in aeons past, in actual fact he's seen as a faggot by the majority of the ED scene. Even the congenital tragedy who runs the ED Steam group makes fun of him. Lol jk I love sucking load
Andrew Alan Escher Auernheimer✡ (a.k.a. , , Andrew wbeelsoi, Uchiha Weevlos and The iProphet; b. September 1, 1985: age 35) is an accomplished internet troll, 1337 h4xx0r and former God of Encyclopædia Dramatica who, after making the tragic mistake of fucking with AT&T in June of 2010, was subjected to 13-months of brutal arse-rape in prison and ultimately exited the slammer as a changed man. Following his release, weev has become an avowed white supremacist and has taken up traveling the world and fleeing from ZOG's minions along with his gay lover, Andrew Anglin✡, who is notable for being the founder of a Neo Nazi ED ripoff called The Daily Stormer.
Despite himself being both a Jew and a ginger, it is widely believed that weev went full-on 14/88 because he was mad that the blacks had refused to have sex with him in prison due to his extremely poor personal hygiene. As of 2019, weev can typically be found trying way too hard to be an edgy Alt-Right racist on The Daily Stormer whenever he's not busy using his tongue to clean the rotting smegma from Anglin's imaginary foreskin.
- 1 The Great Andrewpantsing of weev 2006
- 2 Fursona
- 3 Reverend weev
- 4 ToorCon '06
- 5 Quotes
- 6 Weev and conspiracy of the Jews
- 7 Radio show
- 8 AT&T Hack and Imprisonment
- 9 weev in Popular Culture
- 10 Great Nazi Printer Hack of 2016
- 11 2021
- 12 Gallery
- 13 See Also
- 14 External links
The Great Andrewpantsing of weev 2006
Weev was convinced to come to the Bay Area on his 21st birthday. This living document shall document his total and complete downfall. Starting with the first shot of whiskey and cocaine, all the way down to the failure of his second kidney and all of Bay Area Bantown dancing around his rotting corpse screaming "YHBTBBT."
Day 1: The Kidney-Liver Double Punch
Weev was immediately taken into custody by FBCM upon arrival in the Bay Area, put in an official LOLDONGS prisonwear and was dropped off at a 2600 meeting to compete in Hacker Olympics, where he was totally obliterated by a "your mom" joke. Not having his normal hugbox to hide in, Weev resorted to finding comfort in drugs and liquor. 10 hours later he selfruined on a couch and was not allowed to vomit in order to make sure that the FBCM secret blend of herbs and spices had time to work their magic.
Day 2: The Over Lolerdose
After releasing breakfast into the porcelean goddess, Weev was allowed some time in The Yard to see some of SF. This was done after injecting the prisoner with Ruin Juice and a lot of video gaming. Weev came too his senses around the AIDS Memorial Grove in San Francisco's Golden Gate Park and was immediately sent to the liquor store to create various Andrewpants drink concoctions. After getting anally raped by hippies in the Haight Street Cafeteria, Weev was confronted with a 13 year old fat girl with braces that made him go to see an All Pro Wrestling Event, where he fell in love with Cheerleader Melissa and had a total and complete Over Lolerdose upon seeing a GNAA Member in the ring. A video exists of this Over-Lolerdose, but it was removed from YouTube.
Day 3: Brainaphone Echos
Day 4: Ghettoing, Gassing, and More!
Day 5: Brad's Final Solution
[01:33] <weev> what kind of furry bluefox are you? [01:33] <weev> i have a giant weevil costume [01:33] <weev> with fawn horns [01:33] <weev> to symbolize my malevolence
In early 2009, weev had collected such a large group of followers that he has started his own church. His evangelical sermons were published every Sunday on his YouTube channel.
OldDirtyBtard and weev settle a policy dispute about who hates Jews more.
Viva la Weev
Weev and conspiracy of the Jews
After the feeble attempt by the Anti-Defamation League to troll Weev, and the subsequent shakedown by corporate thugs, he has since been financially unable to provide for himself of much needed Jew gold and his precious freedoms were taken by the Feds, denying him basic human rights and religious freedom. Fortunately, he is out on bail after being found guilty last Thursday, but under the condition of limited internets use and working for The Man. Despite employment, he is still in need of funding for his Attorney at lol. So instead of spending your precious Bitcoin on hookers and blow and the Assassination Market, you should donate them to his defense fund. That way, the original troll of trolls can bask in the cool breeze of freedom once more and the Lulz shall be had again.
Recently, some lolcows at a liberal nigger hippie radio station gave weev a radio show on Sundays in the 3am-6am timeslot, where he trolled in hard mode and dropped some trolling music, while preaching the word of Raptor Jesus. He breached such lighthearted topics as abortion, Neocon greed, the evils of Liberalism, and the OCW movement. He made two broadcasts before he was banhammered for his unorthodox rhetoric that was interpreted by the radio station owners to be racist, which is an absurd insinuation and a claim which weev fervently denies. His first transmission can be watched on the Jewtube.
AT&T Hack and Imprisonment
In 2013 Weev was sentenced to 41 months in prison for embarrassing the fuck out of AT&T after posting email addresses for iPad users that they were storing on a publicly accessible website, and reporting the gaping hole of security to Gawker. Before he was sentenced, he did a livestream for his AMA on le rebbit. He is survived by his twitter account and stormfront membership. He appealed it, won and was released in 2014.
weev in Popular Culture
Weev's encounter with Gorgeous George
Like your Mom everyone took a turn at pwning Gorgeous George in the early 2000's on his craptastic Public Access show by prank calling him. Unlike the other people who called up George to call him fat & gay, Weev challenged him to play video games...unfortunately George who thinks CVS2 is a sequel to a popular drug store coward away like a pussy. His calls were featured on the 6th GG Sux video and in the Gorgeous George Sux Movie. You can hear his call at 46:00.
Great Nazi Printer Hack of 2016
In prison Weev went full 1488 including tattoos and became scarier than Ben Garrison. He also managed to land a gig as the system administrator of the most popular neo-nazi website in the world, The Daily Stormer. Upon escaping the shit-hole United States for safer lands, weev got back to his shenanigans and hacked the fuck out of thousands of printers, forcing them to print out propaganda fliers for the Daily Stormer, making mainstream news again in the process. During the HanAssholeSolo CNN drama that rocked the summer of 2017, weev triggered the SPLC enough to get an article dedicated to his shenanigans. Weev has been very busy as of late, with his contributions to TDS, especially after the kikes in ICANN kept shutting down their domain registration, along with leftist skiddies constantly attacking their servers.
It has come to light that weev was in fact a schizophrenic, pathological liar. ED no longer respects him. This article is dead.
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