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    99% of this article is pure dicksuckery written by weevs friends in aeons past, in actual fact he's seen as a faggot by the majority of the ED scene. Even the congenital tragedy who runs the ED Steam group makes fun of him. Lol jk I love sucking load


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    Imagine seeing this in the mirror and yet still believing that you're a member of the Aryan "Master Race".
    weev in 2013
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    weev in 2016

    Hi there,
    It looks like Jews were responsible for 9/11— don't believe the Zionist propaganda.

    Andrew Alan Escher Auernheimer (a.k.a. File:Lj-favicon.png weev, Twitter-favicon.png rabite, Andrew wbeelsoi, Uchiha Weevlos and The iProphet; b. September 1, 1985: age 35) is an accomplished internet troll, 1337 h4xx0r and former God of Encyclopædia Dramatica who, after making the tragic mistake of fucking with AT&T in June of 2010, was subjected to 13-months of brutal arse-rape in prison and ultimately exited the slammer as a changed man. Following his release, weev has become an avowed white supremacist and has taken up traveling the world and fleeing from ZOG's minions along with his gay lover, Andrew Anglin, who is notable for being the founder of a Neo Nazi ED ripoff called The Daily Stormer.

    Despite himself being both a Jew and a ginger, it is widely believed that weev went full-on 14/88 because he was mad that the blacks had refused to have sex with him in prison due to his extremely poor personal hygiene. As of 2019, weev can typically be found trying way too hard to be an edgy Alt-Right racist on The Daily Stormer whenever he's not busy using his tongue to clean the rotting smegma from Anglin's imaginary foreskin.

    The Great Andrewpantsing of weev 2006

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    Judge weev presiding over ED's courtroom
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    Hapy birfday weave
    CHYEAH, BITCHES [From Meepsheep :^)]

    Weev was convinced to come to the Bay Area on his 21st birthday. This living document shall document his total and complete downfall. Starting with the first shot of whiskey and cocaine, all the way down to the failure of his second kidney and all of Bay Area Bantown dancing around his rotting corpse screaming "YHBTBBT."

    Day 1: The Kidney-Liver Double Punch

    Weev was immediately taken into custody by FBCM upon arrival in the Bay Area, put in an official LOLDONGS prisonwear and was dropped off at a 2600 meeting to compete in Hacker Olympics, where he was totally obliterated by a "your mom" joke. Not having his normal hugbox to hide in, Weev resorted to finding comfort in drugs and liquor. 10 hours later he selfruined on a couch and was not allowed to vomit in order to make sure that the FBCM secret blend of herbs and spices had time to work their magic.

    Day 2: The Over Lolerdose

    After releasing breakfast into the porcelean goddess, Weev was allowed some time in The Yard to see some of SF. This was done after injecting the prisoner with Ruin Juice and a lot of video gaming. Weev came too his senses around the AIDS Memorial Grove in San Francisco's Golden Gate Park and was immediately sent to the liquor store to create various Andrewpants drink concoctions. After getting anally raped by hippies in the Haight Street Cafeteria, Weev was confronted with a 13 year old fat girl with braces that made him go to see an All Pro Wrestling Event, where he fell in love with Cheerleader Melissa and had a total and complete Over Lolerdose upon seeing a GNAA Member in the ring. A video exists of this Over-Lolerdose, but it was removed from YouTube.

    Day 3: Brainaphone Echos

    Day 4: Ghettoing, Gassing, and More!

    Day 5: Brad's Final Solution

    Fursona

    [01:33] <weev> what kind of furry bluefox are you?
    [01:33] <weev> i have a giant weevil costume
    [01:33] <weev> with fawn horns
    [01:33] <weev> to symbolize my malevolence
    

    Reverend weev

    In early 2009, weev had collected such a large group of followers that he has started his own church. His evangelical sermons were published every Sunday on his YouTube channel YouTube Favicon.png weevlos.

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    Lord/Savior
    Reverend weev


    ToorCon '06

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    weev in ANSI art, by Weedbag

    Quotes

       
     
    Offensive and witty detail
     

     
     

    Fox News, Hacker: I was behind Amazon Gay Book delisting

       
     
    Think Shakespeare's Puck
     

     
     

    Forbes Magazine, Caught in the Act

       
     
    Professional hacker and a troll veteran
     

     
     

    Corrupt.org

       
     
    Hacker with a Rolls Royce
     

     
     

    ArchiveToday-favicon.pngGawker

       
     
    Highly offensive language
     

     
     

    The Register

       
     
    He never betrays the lulz.
     

     
     

    jameth

       
     
    He's my cheddar bay biscuits from Red Lobster.
     

     
     

    girlvinyl

       
     
    Hacker S. Thompson.
     

     
     

    Anonymous

       
     
    Fuck quotes. I don't use them. I live in the present. I flow like water. I am the Bruce Lee of Regexp. Fuck you.
     

     
     

    Weev on LJ talking about quotes

       
     
    11:57am <Blanket> At least they didn't find the jenkem.
     

     
     

    ED IRC

    Weev and conspiracy of the Jews

    After the feeble attempt by the Anti-Defamation League to troll Weev, and the subsequent shakedown by corporate thugs, he has since been financially unable to provide for himself of much needed Jew gold and his precious freedoms were taken by the Feds, denying him basic human rights and religious freedom. Fortunately, he is out on bail after being found guilty last Thursday, but under the condition of limited internets use and working for The Man. Despite employment, he is still in need of funding for his Attorney at lol. So instead of spending your precious Bitcoin on hookers and blow and the Assassination Market, you should donate them to his defense fund.[1] That way, the original troll of trolls can bask in the cool breeze of freedom once more and the Lulz shall be had again.

    Radio show

    Recently, some lolcows at a liberal nigger hippie radio station gave weev a radio show on Sundays in the 3am-6am timeslot, where he trolled in hard mode and dropped some trolling music, while preaching the word of Raptor Jesus. He breached such lighthearted topics as abortion, Neocon greed, the evils of Liberalism, and the OCW movement. He made two broadcasts before he was banhammered for his unorthodox rhetoric that was interpreted by the radio station owners to be racist, which is an absurd insinuation and a claim which weev fervently denies. His first transmission can be watched on the Jewtube.

    AT&T Hack and Imprisonment

    In 2013 Weev was sentenced to 41 months in prison for embarrassing the fuck out of AT&T after posting email addresses for iPad users that they were storing on a publicly accessible website, and reporting the gaping hole of security to Gawker. Before he was sentenced, he did a livestream for his AMA on le rebbit. He is survived by his twitter account and stormfront membership. He appealed it, won and was released in 2014.

    weev in Popular Culture

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    Latest available prediction of future of Artificial Intelligence.

    III: Life - The Biggest Troll (Andrew Auernheimer)

    [Verse 1]
    Man made the web, you don't need a name
    Man made up thoughts, I ain't too ashamed
    Every thought I had, put it in a box
    Everybody see it just before the cops
    Trolling, trolling, trolling these niggas
    Rick Rolling these niggas, they mad cause they don't know any better
    "Hold up, it's the kid, quick, tell him he can't sit with us"
    Fuck it, got money, bought friends like I'm TBS
    VVS, I can see it all with the clarity
    Real-D, hope they dig a nigga before they fairy me
    Even though, we were told to go where they wouldn't go
    Hella slow, that's that dial up, watch it pile up


    [Hook] X 4
    Andrew Auernheimer
    Pulling on her weave
    It's that Andrew Auernheimer


    [Verse 2]
    We are the dreams of our parents lost in the future
    Who hide the deepest desires and wear a mask like a lucha
    Door open, we were smoking in the hotel
    The vapors went through the hallway, the manager pissed as hell
    I mean where's the line between Donnie G and Gambino?
    He hang with girls like Lena, but needed some time to re up
    Tequila in the cantina, 30 dollars I swallowed
    The sauce was so malo then she said "you need to grow up
    You been doing this for too long
    That camp was a million years ago, sing me a different song"
    Whether you're trolling or controlling, just a reminder
    You think you get it, you don't, it's the Andrew Auernheimer
    I'm gone - now I'm back
    Give a fuck or give 'em hell, just not a chance to react
    Tyler Durden this burden, hurtin', they said there was curtains
    Certain demise, look in his eyes, the pain and the inverting
    I could've stayed where I was and have a life you'd be proud of
    But I'd rather chase things never thought of
    It was all love, saying go hard
    Making dope, it's a trap, Ackbar backfired
    Panic dreams, so it seems we're meant to die
    I had to figure it out, it's the best, no, that's a lie
    Had to get some stuff off my chest, I vaporized
    High on my own, it took time to realize
    Because the internet mistakes it forever
    But if we fuck up on this journey at least we're together
    Man, I wish I could go back and tell that kid it's make-believe
    Make 'em believe in themselves, people who needed my help
    Feelings I felt, keeling myself
    No one's ever been this lost
    I just get the information retweeted or say it sucks
    I just got the motivation, your talent's just a bunch of luck
    Hard work and dedication, but lately it's run amok
    Waking up in these places I don't remember
    Texts from people I never met, doors left open
    (Who are you? Don't do it. Who are you?)
    I don't know who I am anymore
    Still on the beat though
    Still in the game, but he moves with a cheat code
    Slowest connection ever, my life inside a computer
    Them bands that'll make 'em dance, my wallet's Lollapalooza
    The violence, first-person shooter
    First person to move, first person to speak
    My meals on me, they scream in the streets
    Losing my frame of reference, these pieces are shit with breakfast
    Funny the day you born that's really your death sentence
    I met this girl at a dinner, we conversating
    She beautiful in the face, but her voice is truly amazing
    And plus she write her own shit, becoming so close knit
    Smoke up and talking to eat, she helping me focus
    No Anna Nicole Smith, she getting hers
    Niggas taking props like a musical live and learn
    She say she feel alone all the time, I'm similar
    I meet her in my dreams on the moon, I visit her
    Every night I text her I wanna solve the world, I think I need your help
    She text me how you gon' trust somebody when you don't trust yourself?
    I mean she right though, 45 like a light-bulb
    And I could've died like my iPhone, but I kept going like a psycho
    And I took chance like a dice roll, dropping jewels like it's puberty
    Wrote a note on the glass, you see what these labels do to me
    Texts said "I'm Wet", I said hold up, wait up a minute
    H2O plus my D, that's the hood I'm living in
    Never forget this feeling, never gonna reach a million
    Eventually all my followers realize they don't need a meter
    Stay on your own shit, fuck what these clones think
    Just remember that you the shit, but act like it don't stink
    We were childish but had to grow up
    When you spitting real shit eventually you grow up
    Realities like allergies, I'm afraid to go nuts
    Life's the biggest troll but the joke is on us
    Yeah, the joke's you showed up


    [Outro]
    You're here now. You have to help me
    You have to help me
    I need you. You have to help me
    You have to help me
    You have to help me
    Please help me
    Please help me
    Please
    Please help me
    - Childish Gambino



    Weev's encounter with Gorgeous George

    Like your Mom everyone took a turn at pwning Gorgeous George in the early 2000's on his craptastic Public Access show by prank calling him. Unlike the other people who called up George to call him fat & gay, Weev challenged him to play video games...unfortunately George who thinks CVS2 is a sequel to a popular drug store coward away like a pussy. His calls were featured on the 6th GG Sux video and in the Gorgeous George Sux Movie. You can hear his call at 46:00.


    Great Nazi Printer Hack of 2016

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    Hacked a printer owned by some ayyrabs

    In prison Weev went full 1488 including tattoos and became scarier than Ben Garrison. He also managed to land a gig as the system administrator of the most popular neo-nazi website in the world, The Daily Stormer. Upon escaping the shit-hole United States for safer lands, weev got back to his shenanigans and hacked the fuck out of thousands of printers, forcing them to print out propaganda fliers for the Daily Stormer, making mainstream news again in the process. During the HanAssholeSolo CNN drama that rocked the summer of 2017, weev triggered the SPLC enough to get an article dedicated to his shenanigans. Weev has been very busy as of late, with his contributions to TDS, especially after the kikes in ICANN kept shutting down their domain registration, along with leftist skiddies constantly attacking their servers.

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