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    Waffles.fm

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    The Golden Ratio
    OiNKWaffles.fm
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    Type Invite only
    Founded Oink Sweden
    Location Sweden
    Key people {{{key_people}}}
    Motto {{{motto}}}
    Industry Replacing Oink!
    Products torrents
    Website http://waffles.fm

    FACT

    IFPI DID OINK LOL IFPI

    It's not a replacement for Oink!

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    Nope...nothing to do with OiNK!

    The mods have made it clear that Waffles.fm is no replacement for Oink nor is affiliated with Oink in any way. Anybody suggesting otherwise will receive the banhammer.

    Ratio

    Bragging about your ratio is the only way to make your Epenis bigger. Of course everybody's ratio is Over 9000 now that free-leech has been in effect forever. If you can't become a power user then they don't love you and you fail at the Internet.

    What.cd Drama

    When Oink died, tons of sites want to become Oink's replacement. A 14 year old boy who was STEAMED over waffles bigger Epenis, he wrote this letter to the users of What.cd, another Oink wannabe.

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    Waffles get creamed.
    Dear registered user of the site [What.cd,
    
    We have recently been investigating the activities of the 
    users of the site http://www.what.cd/ and we have found that 
    this site exists for the sole purpose of music piracy.
    
    Pirating music is a criminal offence and we believe it should 
    be obvious to you that the results outweigh the benefits - hard 
    working artists won't be rewarded for their work and will stop 
    producing music, ultimately leading to a severely reduced 
    selection of music both in the shops and for download.
    
    The RIAA had hoped that the disabling by the police of the large 
    illegal music site, Oink.cd, would stop a lot of people from 
    engaging in piracy, as they don't want to be seen as criminals. 
    However, this appears to not be the case, as two large new sites 
    have sprung up in its place.
    
    This email is the final warning to all of you who were members of 
    Oink.cd and are current members of What.cd. If we find you to be 
    committing any more criminal acts of piracy then we will have to 
    press charges against you, as representatives of the major record 
    companies of America.
    
    Yours Faithfully,
    
    The RIAA
    

    This letter of course created tons of drama and made everybody at What.cd delete their account and move to waffles. What.cd admins are still RAGED over this.

    Users

    Waffles.fm is inhabited mainly by hyperactive retards. One particular retard who goes by the name of mutescream claims to be one of the smartest individuals in the world. However, his constant inability to construct coherent sentences blatantly contradicts his claims of inhuman intelligence.

    The forums are populated by psychotic moderators who are complete assholes to anyone who doesn't suck up to them. They enjoy going on power trips and masturbating by themselves in their rooms.

    Another Waffles.fm wanker named DiMO constantly claims to be one of the world's richest people. He IRCs 24/7 from his mansion that is (presumably) located somewhere in Hollywood and spends his nights getting mad pussy. Or so he would have you believe.

    There is also a fag that uses the nick of Ratti, whose most notable achievement is kicking himself out of an irc channel for being gay, something which he has done more than once.

    The channel does have one notableTroll (well it did, until he got banned for it), however, named battleof1812. This user consistently displays an inability to interpret even the most basic forms of data and statistics presented to him, despite the claims made on his part to be a forensic pathologist. Perhaps such incompetence would explain why he is not performing medical procedures on living people, as they would likely sue him for malpractice. Such chutzpah is very commonly seen in IRC channels. His profound contradictions are sometimes misconstrued as reality, but, as any reasonably intelligent being will recognize, they are merely words that should be treated as something to be mocked as often as humanly possible.

    Waffles.fm users are good at math:

       
     
    HOWEVER, the average ratio for this site does not have to be one, and in fact, it will always be higher. to prove this, pretend there is a site with only two users. one downloads 40 mb and uploads 20 mb, and the other downloads 20 mb and uploads 40 mb. the first users ratio is .5 and the second users ratio is 2, and the average of their ratios is 1.25.
     

     
     

    —Waffles handle: josh

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