⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
|The Golden Ratio|
It's not a replacement for Oink!
Bragging about your ratio is the only way to make your Epenis bigger. Of course everybody's ratio is Over 9000 now that free-leech has been in effect forever. If you can't become a power user then they don't love you and you fail at the Internet.
Dear registered user of the site [What.cd, We have recently been investigating the activities of the users of the site http://www.what.cd/ and we have found that this site exists for the sole purpose of music piracy. Pirating music is a criminal offence and we believe it should be obvious to you that the results outweigh the benefits - hard working artists won't be rewarded for their work and will stop producing music, ultimately leading to a severely reduced selection of music both in the shops and for download. The RIAA had hoped that the disabling by the police of the large illegal music site, Oink.cd, would stop a lot of people from engaging in piracy, as they don't want to be seen as criminals. However, this appears to not be the case, as two large new sites have sprung up in its place. This email is the final warning to all of you who were members of Oink.cd and are current members of What.cd. If we find you to be committing any more criminal acts of piracy then we will have to press charges against you, as representatives of the major record companies of America. Yours Faithfully, The RIAA
Waffles.fm is inhabited mainly by hyperactive retards. One particular retard who goes by the name of mutescream claims to be one of the smartest individuals in the world. However, his constant inability to construct coherent sentences blatantly contradicts his claims of inhuman intelligence.
The forums are populated by psychotic moderators who are complete assholes to anyone who doesn't suck up to them. They enjoy going on power trips and masturbating by themselves in their rooms.
Another Waffles.fm wanker named DiMO constantly claims to be one of the world's richest people. He IRCs 24/7 from his mansion that is (presumably) located somewhere in Hollywood and spends his nights getting mad pussy. Or so he would have you believe.
The channel does have one notableTroll (well it did, until he got banned for it), however, named battleof1812. This user consistently displays an inability to interpret even the most basic forms of data and statistics presented to him, despite the claims made on his part to be a forensic pathologist. Perhaps such incompetence would explain why he is not performing medical procedures on living people, as they would likely sue him for malpractice. Such chutzpah is very commonly seen in IRC channels. His profound contradictions are sometimes misconstrued as reality, but, as any reasonably intelligent being will recognize, they are merely words that should be treated as something to be mocked as often as humanly possible.
Waffles.fm users are good at math:
—Waffles handle: josh
Those who want Invites but never will
- 93% of former Oink members.
- Everybody on irc.p2p-network.net #invitebegging
- Allan Ellis
|OldDirtyBtardExchanged sexual favors for invite.
- Any other ED admin unless they ask nicely. I'll give!
- Your mom
- 14 Year Old Script Kiddie Sends What.CD Users Bogus RIAA Warning Letter
- What to use instead of Oink.
- When Pigs Fly: The Death of Oink, the Birth of Dissent, and a Brief History of Record Industry Suicide.
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