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    Waaaambulance

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    Holy Shit, whining

    An Engrish term you call into a comment war when Godwin's Law fails. Can be accessed by dialing whine-one-one (Not to be confused with 9/11).

    When & Where To Use It

    Transform into Whaaambulance mode!

    Variations

    1. Bawwwww
    2. WAAAAAHmbulance
    3. WAHmbulance
    4. Hambulance (in reference to a fat whore) or to you after the doctors cut a hole in your house, and loaded you up on a flat- bed truck with a fork lift to send you to a fatty hospital because you got picked to be on MY 1,200 POUND LIFE.
    5. Amber Lamps

    Usage

    • "Somebody call the waaaambulance!"
    • "Shit! We need an LJ waaaambulance!"
    • "Someone call the waaambulance! We have an emo-gency!"
    • "If she eats any more she'll need a Hambulance."
    • "Bring amber lamps"

    Bruce Willis: The Kid (movie)

    The short video below shows a scene from Bruce Willis' movie The Kid, which some people believe is the word's origin.

    
    

    Transformers: The Movie

    One of the main characters of the Bay-movie Transformers stars is the well known Ratchet. Little is it known that his toy was repainted into a waaaambulance, and sold as a target exclusive. Go buy your transforming waaambulence today for the Jew price of $20.

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