⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
This: "Oh, STFU u SOB!! WTF is wrong with u!? My pet monkey can play more better than u, and he's my grandma!" is an example of common Ventrilo dialouge as their servers are full of internet tough guys and 12 year old children. In other words, it's just like Teamspeak.
There are many way to achieve lulz through Ventrilo. Here are some examples:
- Blow in your mic. It's simple, inexpensive, and your mic will work better as a result. Win-win!
- Go into a World of Warcraft server and talk about how badly you pwn noobs in Halo. This will prove that you are indeed a man.
- Make fart noises. As we all know, fart jokes are unfunny and farting in your mic is a sure sign that you are a serious badass black person.
- Destory the internal structure of WoW Guilds.
- Threaten people in EQ2 PVP that you will find ways to beat them, whether you are level 2, 20, or 80.
- Disagree with what everyone says no matter what they are talking about.
- Make fun of peoples voices.
- Have sex with yourself.
- VIRTUAL MONEY PROFIT!