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Vagoo
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Vaginas are clam-smelling slits (which may or may not contain centipedes and/or blood) located on women's crotches. They serve as the most boring hole in women to place a penis and are women's greatest hold-back (as having a vagina as opposed to a penis makes it far more difficult for one to become a badass rapist). Just saying the word in America will get you banhammered by vaginal warriors.
Contents
Derivatives and Slang
As with most other sexual terms, the word "Vagina" has countless variations. These include Pussy, Cunt, Snatch, Vajayjay, Vagoo (used only by fags to make it sound less appealing, and by Saber), Pink taco, Cameltoe, Cum Bucket, Clit, Love hole, and Cock slot.
In the UK, the word 'cunt' barely raises an eyebrow -a staple of conversation used with great versatility from instigating a fight ("You talking to me, cunt?"), to shit-popping, ("That fucking wanker Blair is a right cunt.") to a term of endearment ("It's your fucking round; get the Britneys in, you cunt."). In fact, just as most American men can't find a woman's clitoris, most Brits would point to their mate Trevor if they were asked where the cunt is.
Usage and Examples
- Noun: (ex: "Did you see what that cunt did?") Besides being a synonym for Vagina, Cunt and Pussy can also be used as a synonym for generally dislikeable people.
- Verb: (ex: "Oh yeah, give her a right cunting, Jonathon.")
- Adverb: (ex: "He skipped cuntily down the street.") Cuntily is being used as a synonym to effeminate here.
- Conjunction: (ex: "I fucked your ho, cunt ass.")
- Preposition: (ex: "I'd like you to go, cuntwards.")
Pussy discernment
Once you have watched enough pron videos, you would have probably noticed that all the good looking women have good looking pussies and vice versa: all the ugly fat feminists with three or more chins, who keeps oozing hatred out of their gobs, will have fat ugly pussies, oozing all kinds of dread inducing smelly liquids out of them... So in order to correctly predict what her pussy will look like, without actually having to pay for her (huge) dinner first, please follow the following guidelines:
- Does she look good? is she thin or fat? Is she big or small?
- Fat woman will have fat pussies. Short women will have short vaginas. So if you have a small dick, never go for the tall fat women, she might not even notice you have penetrated her. Instead go for the short thin women types - for her you will be king-kong.
- What does her face look like?
- if she has a big nose - she will probably have a large clit too. (small nose and a large clit? = nose job)
- if she has a big fluffy mouth - she will probably have big fluffy pussy lips too. On the other hand, if she has thin colourless lips, you might have problems finding her vagina at all. (it's there somewhere, don't be discouraged, keep on looking and you will find it!)
- If her eyes are big and red - she will have a nice pink asshole. for some strange reason, women with green eyes will have a brown assholes.
- What does she smell like? Does she shower daily?
- Try to avoid women who smell bad. They will try to mask their pungent odour, with all kinds of perfumes and creams, so don't fall for it! Kiss their hand, right after the have washed them. Do they still smell funny? If they do, proceed to the next chapter.
Cunt Punch
- Not to be confused with fisting
The cunt punch is the act of delivering a typically well-deserved punch to some bitch's vagina.
Only feminazis oppose this practice, (though kicking a man in the balls is just fine by them). Good thing is, although they are uglier than most basement dwellers, and have a greater beard than you ever will, feminazis have cunts too. Therefore, the practice applies to them too. If you ever manage to achieve the great success of performing the legendary cunt punch on feminazi scum in your lifetime, you will be admired by all men on Earth and in heaven, and will be praised by Jesus himself.
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The Cunt Punt is a common maneuver used to release demons and other evil spirits from within a woman's vagina. Turns a bitch back into a respectable woman in 0.5 seconds or less
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The Cunt Punt can now be seen in mangas
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Cunt punching in action.This is what love is.
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A tasteful tattoo, advertising its owner's love of the cooch.
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She was asking for it
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- PunchedCunt.gif
Pleasure and pain.
Galleries
- HeadShovedInVagina.gif
Best frriends should never go out with each other.
- Vagina can.gif
Always has a can of Pepsi handy!
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As soon as a woman has a child, this is how she spends all her time.
This woman makes all of her money hustling pool.
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Why so many bands have women in them.
- Bubble vagina.gif
- Stupidtwats.jpg
Is this good?
- Vagina Laser.gif
Now a weapon of (m)ass destruction!
- Foot vagina.jpg
- Triple vagina.jpeg
Women are awesome!!!
- Vagina squeeze.gif
Fucking bitch.
- Giant-vagina-cannon.jpg
- Vaginal Cupcakes.jpg
Hungry?
- Burger vagina.png
- Wikicunt.jpg
Fap material for at least 100% of wikipedos.
- Wall of vagina.jpg
Right click >> set as desktop background? You sick fuck.
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A horrible disease of the vagina, Cuntoramus floralitis, causes the hand to gather a bunch of calla lilies and hold them in an austere, inviting fashion at an angle above the sexual organs.
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Everyone knows that it's better without pubes
- Nunt.jpg
- Pain-hindquarters.jpg
A worthy pain series addition
- Hairy Axe Wound.jpg
Epithets illustrated: hairy axe wound
- Curtains.jpg
Epithets illustrated: beef curtains.
- Baginatampon.jpg
- Young josie2.jpg
They're better when they're hairy
- Vagina of doom.jpg
Madonna's cunt just before another nigger drops out of it
Elmo gets more of this than you do
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Just lie back and let the money roll in!
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Lippy
- Xmas-vajazzle-02.jpg
The owner of this vagina has decorated it for the Christmas season.
- Natalia.jpg
In Soviet Russia, vagina is your name.
- Uglypussy.jpg
- OVERMUCH.jpg
TRIPLE DILDO HATCHET WOUND
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A cunt in its feral state, highly dangerous.
- JucyLucy1.jpg
Miss Gang Bang World Champion '05
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The average LiveJournal user's cunt
- OldFatWhore.jpg
Mother know best!
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Dorian Thorn's favorite cunt
- Allisoncummings.JPG
After a nice, deep dicking
- Konichiwas.jpg
The Japanese have raised subliminal cunting to the level of art
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Meat curtains keep your bathroom from getting all wet.
- Ren's pussy.JPG
IT'S A TRAP!
- StupidBaldPussy.jpg
Some pussies are in fact, Dick Deflectors
- Cuntmouth.JPG
Leave my pussy alone!
- Arbysvag.jpg
I'M THINKIN' ARBY'S
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Flopginas: Generating wind and smell since 1902
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Just in case you haven't seen enough already...
- Cuntface.jpg
- Vagina plant.jpg
Natures vagina
- Pussies.jpg
A thorough explanation
- Swimmer Foot In Cooch.jpg
- Veryno.jpg
In an insane attempt to attract a mate this weight loss champion (Summer 2014) has cut away her pussy lips and is waiting for them to dry on her stomach before she hits the town.
- Female-genital-mutulation2.jpg
If you want a smooth under undercarriage...
Normal people like the shaved,beefcurtain-free one on the left. Only sick fuck adultophiles like the one on the right.
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- Clatoris.jpg
Some vagoos come with an elongated clitoris to fuck you in the ass with.
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- Warpzone.jpg
- Peeing.jpg
Peeing, the primary use of the vagina
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Vagoo smiley > vagoo demon
- Creamy.jpg
After proper use of the pussy
A cunt is meant to be fucked, so keep your bitch stuffed with cocks or large toys.
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This wizard put a spell on the once attractive vagina. The current unfortunate design can be blamed on him
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Your sister's pussy while your mom is cleaning it.
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- Fire vagoo.jpg
The dangerous Fire-Queefing Harlot
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- Vagina - Best Engine.jpg
- VaginalUseOnly.jpg
You're in luck, cunt.
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- Vagina - Clitoris.png
Tastes like fish!
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A Nigger bites off Sha-naynay's clit.
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- Hadfun.jpg
- Full-lips-in-panties.jpg
- Banner j6TBkm asses.jpg
- Vagina.gif
- Loaded.JPG
- Drowning In Teh Pussy.gif
- Irlcentipedesinvag.jpg
- Vagina - Beautiful Vagina.jpg
- Vagina - Fried Green Vagina.jpg
- Vagina - Got Fingered.jpg
- Vagina - Heat of the Vagina.jpg
- Vagina - Hitchhiker.jpg
- Vagina - Horror Picture Show.jpg
- Vagina - House of Sandy Vaginas.jpg
- Vagina - I Dream of Vagina.jpg
- Vagina - Not Without.jpg
- Vagina - One Red Vagina.jpg
- Vagina - Scent of a Vagina.jpg
- Vagina - Vagina of the King.jpg
- Vagina - Wet Hot.jpg
- Journey Center Vagina.jpg
- Vagina - Fun With Dick.jpg
- Vagina-le-cercle-rouge.jpg
Videos
See Also
- Cock goes where?
- Centipede filled vagina
- Mangina
- Clitoris
- The Vagina Monologues
- Vaginapagina
- Anonymous pussies
- Cunnilingus
- Hugh Hefner
- Fleshlight
- The Velvet Vulva
- Pussy cats
- Hugh Hefner
External links
- Fight the Cunt!
- Licking Vagoos causes throat cancer - Marxist degenerates and dykes will deny this.
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Vagoo is part of a series on Visit the Sex Portal for complete coverage. |
| Featured article October 27, 2005 | ||
| Preceded by Attention Whore |
Cunt | Succeeded by Scene |
