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I have nothing to say at this juncture, carry on... Mr.Jonzz JNZ2k14.png 03:37, 14 June 2014 (EDT)



Not that it matters, will likely merit a response from you, or that you'll even care, but I've applied some of the knowledge you revealed to me that fine day we IRC'ed to my pointless existence, and have even shared one of your personal quotes a few times IRL:

There is no calling in life. You get in where you fit in.


You took the time to say it, so I'm takin' the time to let ya know that I find you to be a wise mook.

  Sickpuppy Wolfpawprintalpha.png 15:06, 18 July 2014 (EDT)

Ask, and ye shall receive

I regret to inform you that the monstrosity you personally raised and unleashed upon us all has not only been run off of our dear forums, but has also vacated his seat as furfag overload on our wonderful wiki in exchange for mind-numbing computer games.

On an unrelated note, I propose the two of us should engage each other in martian-rodent hot chat once more in #ED-Logging sometime.

I hope your vacation in Mars was enjoyable. My uncle just got back from there: [1]  vermin Vermin shadow rat.jpg 09:50, 24 October 2014 (EDT)

holy shit

Everyone thought you died.  VX  SS.png 20:44, 29 October 2014 (EDT)

Looks like Jonzzy is too burned out to talk to us anymore. Shame. Ah well, let's just leave him to his work.  Vermin Vermin shadow rat.jpg 10:32, 2 November 2014 (EST)

we miss you--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 15:46, 31 December 2014 (EST)


RIP, ya venerable mook. Good luck with the family and cats. You were an inspiration to me, if that means anything on a site like this.

I still carry that quote with me to this very day. You know which one.

Light speed, J'onzz. *tail salutes* Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  09:51, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

what the fuck

where is god's green fucking earth have you been? --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 14:51, 22 June 2015 (EDT)

He is not on Earth. He is a Martian. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 15:10, 22 June 2015 (EDT)


Miss u daddy --ISP 00:55, 21 September 2016 (EDT)