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    Not my fault I'm not popular - kek.jpg
    Sweet Dreams.

    Leave messages below; newest/new ones go at the bottom, or just click here to start a new one. i will reply on your talk page.


    Do you have the pic that's like "What's all this racket..." [blah blah blah] "...it's VAPORWAVE dad..." [blah blah blah] "This is just slowed down Diana Ross faggot" Irina Transparent.png 18:39, 25 June 2014 (EDT)


    I thought we were gonna use this for the Music Portal? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm not seein' any lulz or e-drama in this article, and last time I checked that's the criteria for a front page Article of the Now on ED.  Sickpuppy 18px 07:21, 24 July 2014 (EDT)

    The Music Portal don't get any meaningful traffic and looking at the pageviews there is apparently interest in Vaporwave. 32px reply 02:44, 25 July 2014 (EDT)
    i never at anytime suggested to use it on a portal.
    1) its not my fault you dont get ironic satire. u prob think lil b and the onion are serious/true. 2)this site covers memes and internet phenommna too and vaporwave could be classified as both, seeing as it is an internet subculture on its own, and a genre. figgot. >:^(--60pxTalk to me|Contribs 01:13, 26 July 2014 (EDT)
    The only portal (befittingly) at the bottom of that article is Music, and that's exactly where it got featured. If you can get the boss's permission to allow ED's image to be sacrificed in favor of promoting your favorite obscure music genre, lmk and we'll feature it as AOTN. Otherwise I'm gonna continue doing my job of overseeing the main page.  Sickpuppy 18px 01:39, 26 July 2014 (EDT)

    We don't restore incorrectly set AOTNs by "user request" because said user is in yer circle jerk, dude. People are interested in an *ED article* about Vaporwave, not one that jerks its peen. Don't try to make it sound like yer actions were anything but you helping out yer online friend, and don't let these "friendships" cause ya to forget what ED is about. I won't waste my time getting into an edit war over it, so finish the fuckin' job and add a timeline to the end of Vaporwave and complete the one for Clarence.

    Like ya said back when we used to IRC, you and I are nothing alike.




    He must be trolling us because there is no way he could be taking an AOTN so seriously. Also didn't you ask Meepsheep to restore that page but he was away? I saw your request hours later and took care of it. 32px reply 04:22, 26 July 2014 (EDT)

    Yes of course you can set it as AOTN, don't take shit from anyone. --Mantequilla (talk) 17:20, 26 July 2014 (EDT)
    Facebook like.png [[User:Schnookums|Schnookums]] likes this. 01:17, 27 July 2014 (EDT)

    featured article

    lol rip 


      18:06, 24 July 2014 (EDT)

    RE:user request

    I've restored Article of the Now/August 4. 32px reply 02:38, 25 July 2014 (EDT)


    Still put them on talk page,right?--Boudica 00:21, 29 September 2014 (EDT)


    You can message me in IRC. I'm just leveling a druid for the upcoming World of Warcraft expansion but I am not going anywhere. 32px reply 12:12, 29 September 2014 (EDT)


    Do you disagree with any criticism of Phil or are you just doing some kind of ad hominem revert. I want to know if you plan to do this based on content or if you plan to revert all my edits. 15px 01:52, 26 November 2014 (EST)

    Site Notice

    I'll put it up, tell me verbatim how you want it to go--Boudica 22:03, 3 December 2014 (EST)

    yes hello

    what exactly is your problem now? --Mantequilla (talk) 16:04, 13 December 2014 (EST)

    please elaborate

    Get back to me and elaborate more on that. All i got was that someone has a pic (?) On you. I can't have people threatening or blackmailing my staff and even if u don't coke back it would help out future staff, not to mention me and ed in general. Get back to me please and give me a please with the whole story so i can fix whatever the problem is so it doesn't happen again. You were a valued member of this website and if someone is pulling some shit like i think they are pulling i want to know. Please hit me back and let me know. --Mantequilla (talk) 18:33, 14 December 2014 (EST)

    Thanks for those corrections in Pigchan

    My grammar sucks donkey balls :( --LmaoZedong 27th January 2015

    How do I apply for an EDitor?

    I noticed you left that comment on my page, and I was just wondering. --MAjOrA Febuary 14, 11:32 AM


    Did you happen to see what your hero recently did?  Vermin  25px  Information icon.png 11:12, 19 February 2015 (EST) yeah, he thought she was a heckler, and didnt realize she was a female. not the first time he's attacked a fan who climbed on stage. he threw some guy off stage in december, but it didn't make news bc the person he threw off was MALE. he's seeking rehab for his anxiety, tho imo its pobably the weed paranoia. besides its a well known fact that you dont climb on stage at a concert. ironically, i logged in to post his apology as a VOTN lol.--60pxTalk to me|Contribs 11:10, 20 February 2015 (EST)

    Lol, nice. Someone at work had told me this had happened before I read about it on EDF. When I heard Afroman, I immediately thought of you and your VOTNs. Vermin  25px  Information icon.png 13:33, 20 February 2015 (EST)


    I am not. 09:09, 1 March 2015 (EST)


    I am not. 09:09, 1 March 2015 (EST)


    would you QOTN that? thx 32px reply 18:54, 3 April 2015 (EDT)

    Miyazaki Article

    Regarding the article, naturally any about cartoons or anime will have a gallery of rule 34. I uploaded the "safe" ones, but seeing as most of Ghibli's films' protagonists are 14 and under, I was just wondering if uploading 34 of them would be inadvisable. --Cloudsoda 02:19, 4 April 2015 (EDT)


    hi: drop me a line and i will send you a temp password which will then need to be changed at the webmail interface at mail.dildomail.com, or have Meepsheep drop me a line if you can't. :^) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 18:06, 17 July 2015 (EDT)

    • or, pm me on IRC after i'm done smokin a cig. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 00:40, 19 July 2015 (EDT)


    Congrats nigga. 25px (talk) 13:43, 23 November 2015 (EST)

    He's had admin before, but he took some time off. ••General Niggerson Page me. 13:57, 23 November 2015 (EST)
    Congrats, dude! You deserve it (apparently again:)! - Zew0 19:33, 27 November 2015 (EST)


    Remember to add videos to the VOTN page when you add one to a date kthx. I'm assuming you just forgot, cuz you should know that by now. --Mantequilla (talk) 25px 20:48, 28 November 2015 (EST)

    sorry, i just forgot.--60pxTalk to me|Contribs 19:19, 29 November 2015 (EST)


    (show/hide) 18:46, November 27, 2015 CrackRabbit ræped Lolyunohavgudsoftware with an expiry time of 3 days (account creation disabled, e-mail blocked, cannot edit own talk page) ‎ (STOP FUCKING ADDING CATEGORIES FOR EVERY PIC, STOP MAKING NEW USELESS CATEGORIES)


    Talk to someone if you have a problem with what they are doing, don't just ban our most active users for stupid shit. This is why you keep losing ur ops. And also consult with me, hal, ilovejesus69 or schnookums before you ban anyone higher than the regular user group. --Mantequilla (talk) 25px 02:32, 29 November 2015 (EST)

    before you ban anyone higher than the regular user group


    if someone is a regular user and they contribute on a regular basis or have been around for a while, please consult with us anyways. Weasel avatar2.png reply 05:52, 29 November 2015 (EST)
    • Did I offend you? You have only been editing one day a month since I said this to you. --Mantequilla (talk) 25px 10:53, 25 January 2017 (EST)
    no? idk why you would think that... havent had as much time to edit as i used to, and my computer wasnt working. got a new macbook so now ill be editing moar.--60pxTalk to me|Contribs 11:08, 25 January 2017 (EST)
    Ah ok, just making sure. I drove a few people off a couple/few months ago after I quit drinking and broke up with adezero. My brain is confusing people apparently lol. --Mantequilla (talk) 25px 11:21, 25 January 2017 (EST)

    Why Are You Taking Out The Placeholders

    I'm working on that right now, digging through hundreds of articles is slow though, it's taking me a couple hours to find each one. --Spiders 22:05, 8 March 2016 (EST)

    no need for placeholders on a mainspace article really... if it causes u 2 sperg out so bad, use the <!-- ovenworthy --> markup shit so that ppl reading the article dont have to see a bunch of unrelated non-content.--60pxTalk to me|Contribs 22:16, 8 March 2016 (EST)

    Mainspace article? LOL WUT, 18 hours ago it was a random stub with one paragraph about some random animoo shit. I'm literally working on this right now, I am actually in the direct process of editing the stub and turning it into an actual article. It's like you're reversing someone's edits as they're in the process of editing an article. LOL Why don't you do something constructive and help me find the FaceBook link to the Star Wars toy break dance article. Or go screen cap one of the Kanye "Twitter updates" (preferably one of them that has funny comments). Seriously do you know how many shit articles Wired craps out in a day? Trying to find a specific piece of polished turd within the mountain of crap isn't easy. You could add some more text too. --Spiders 22:44, 8 March 2016 (EST)

    this should find something better to do than bother this person. he can use all the placeholders he wants i don't care. Weasel avatar2.png reply 09:27, 9 March 2016 (EST)


    I see you must like her, Watamote is an interesting anime, but I don't see her connection to America. Surely, if anything, Captain America would fit in. Tomoko is Japanese... technically. Anoned 03:25, 15 October 2016 (EDT)


    Hey, I don't mean to be rude but you forgot to add Gab.ai to the Social Media featured article archive (I did it for you), try to remember next time. OOMPA LOOMPA WORK FACTORY 12:46, 30 January 2017 (EST)

    New Right

    TL;DR Sibin flushed it, because he hates kebab. ArchiveToday-favicon.pngThere only exists this shitty archive
    But it is so bad, you shouldn't use anything from it. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 15:42, 11 February 2017 (EST)



    keep writing more shit for ED man -25px (Al Gore) 16:27, 16 February 2017 (EST)

    u SUCK

    :3 The best girl there ever was.png 01:43, 3 March 2017 (EST)


    You give Clorox back to me right now you motherfucker. Her and I should have had children now. Also, "asexual" isn't even a thing you jerkoff douchebag. _ Zew0 22:02, 30 April 2017 (EDT)

    Um yeah, sorry, I have delusions now and then. Basically what I told you on Twitter. Sorry, dude. - Zew0 16:35, 1 May 2017 (EDT)

    Can you protect all Mr.Enter related articles?

    These dickriders have been going insane, so maybe protecting the articles will probably make them give up and cry in the corner like a bitchy baby. --Monkey Lord heil me 40px 16:56, 30 March 2020 (UTC)


    Could you look at deleting this shitty attack article? It's about some random-ass obscure nignog who was on Wikipedia for a couple months and reads like autistic sperging because it is. 2nd Go (talk) 17:56, 8 May 2020 (UTC)

    You made an account just to tell us to delete this article. It will stay up. Zagan (talk) 19:42, 9 May 2020 (UTC)


    why are you uploading thumbnails of these pics? arent the full images available from the 2017 archive?-Boudica (talk) 05:59, 7 July 2020 (UTC)


    Thanks for helping out with GPK, got a few days free now so intend to get more done myself; going to take a look at 'video nasty' but I seem to remember it being a pain in the arse formatting the first time around, the images are all easily replaced though. MJ3.0 (talk) 00:07, 23 July 2020 (UTC)