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Undertale is the 2015 GOTY for autistic furfags, replacing 2014's winner Five Nights at Freddy's. After it was funded by e-begging on Kickstarter, this mediocre indie role-playing game is well-loved for its gripping plot, amazing gameplay and the exceptional soundtrack that was composed in only the best software possible. The game doesn't offer a whole lot of selling points, other than the fact that you can date a skeleton and is also a ripe source for delicious furry Rule 34.
The creator of the game, known as Toby Fox, first became famous for creating some Halloween EarthBound hack and making soundtracks for Homestuck. He actually cameos into the game in the form of an annoying dog that constantly appears in the game as a form of comedic relief. Fortunately, you get to kill him in the game with mods installed.
There's some rumors about whoever climbs said mountain will never come back. You're a human child that despite knowing of this, decided to climb it without any reason in doing so. Now you're stuck within the Underground, and you have to face many monsters on your search for a way out. Also, something to do with the choices you make having consequences, but either way, regardless of the choices you make, the game will try to make you feel bad about it anyway.
It also turns out that the monsters cannot leave the Underground and go to the surface because there's some magical barrier in Mt. Ebott. The game tells you that human souls are powerful because of their determination and turns out that monsters can carry the soul of humans. If they get a good couple of those, they can become fucking God.
Due to the fact that the game was crowdfunded, it means that one of the rewards for backing the game was to let you design your own monsters for the game, so you can expect to run into a lot of unique monster designs that were designed by random losers. Whenever said encounters happen, depending on how you play, the game either will play either like a dating sim in which you get into friendly rational situations to make friends, or you can kill everything you meet, which equals to making the game into having the easiest RPG battles ever and having no friends.
Either way, when it's not your turn, you'll have to dodge their attacks like you're playing a bullet hell game. Given the fact that it's not always hard to dodge what's coming at you, it doesn't really outweigh how easy the battles tend to be, so you might as well be playing the game in case you're bored off your ass. Another perfectly reasonable choice to do is to just look up someone else's playthrough, because I can assure you that the experience will be about the same.
Now that it comes in mind, even reading this article alone will save you time. You can assure yourself that you're not missing anything.
- Frisk: The main protagonist, never talks and doesn't have a gender, much to tumblr's rejoice. Frisk isn't the character you're actually controlling and not the one you name at the beginning.
- Flowey: Some creepy pedophile sunflower that follows you through the game. At the beginning he tries to fool you into touching his cock to give you herpes, but he fails since Toriel v&s him. Later he slurps the cum of six human shotas and becomes god, but you manage to wreck him anyway because of friendship, or something as equally shitty.
- Toriel: MILF furry that finds you shortly after you fall down into the ruins and tries to adopt you. You can call her "mom" and then flirt with her on the phone. Unlike your IRL mom, who constantly abused you, Toriel genuinely loves you and gets pissed as fuck when you ask if you can go back home. You'll only know how to spare her if you played the demo, which you probably didn't. Fantards of this game claim they got PTSD from murdering her, even though any sane person would want to kill a creepy-ass goat lady who kidnaps you so she can replace her dead kid.
- PAPYRUS: USELESS GAY PIECE OF SHIT SKELETON WHO TALKS IN ALL CAPS THAT YOU CAN GO ON A DATE WITH AFTER HE KILLS YOU THREE TIMES. HE FAILS AT EVERYTHING BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING RETARDED AND HE JACKS OFF INTO HIS SPAGHETTI.
- sans: papyrus' much more successful brother and the troll of the game. he can control the space-time continuum, but he won't use these abilities to help you in any way since he's lazy, though if you decide to kill everyone he will rape you up the ass with a giant bone unless you're half decent at touhou.
- Undyne: Angry as fuck dyke fish scalie. After you troll her by avoiding her spears she either reforms herself post mortem if you're hardcore or dies if you're a pussy. You can also be a total bitch and run away from her, in which case you get to burn her house down.
- Alphys: The true villain of the game. You spend half the game going through her bullshit maze as she tortures other monsters in her bondage dungeon. She's also a weeaboo with shit taste, and it's her fucking fault that Flowey exists to begin with. Also a dyke because muh diversity. Alphys is the Tomoko of Undertale, in that she is loved by timid introverted losers who "identify" with her.
- Metatton: A rectangular robot that starts out as a pretty cool guy that is immune to damage, until Alphys transforms him into a faggot that shoots lasers out of his dick. He later dies from AIDS. If you're evil enough, you can drive Alphys to commit suicide by killing him.
- Burgerpants: Wageslave that works at McDonalds. He has no talent and no direction in life, which makes him a perfect analogy for you.
- Temmie: A species of dog-cat things with sweaters that talks like a 13-year-old girl on DeviantART. The Temmie shopkeeper wants to get monies to go to college to get herpes. Named after "artist" Temmie Chang. Furries often draw them with breasts. Big ones.
- Asgore: Big fat bara furry. He's the king of the Underground. One day, he killed some people for the lulz and his wife Toriel cucked him because she got butthurt.
- Asriel: The final boss of the game, originally your shota fuckbuddy until you got cancer and he absorbed your soul and turned into Jesus.
- Chara: Psycho kid that wants to bumfuck Asriel so they can go to the surface and holocaust everybody for the lulz. Oh yeah, this is the actual child that you name. In the genocide ending he gets reincarnated as satan and destroys the world and you lose the game FOREVER unless you fuck with the game files.
- W. D. Gaster: Alphys’ predecessor who talks in wingdings. He accidentally fell into the core and was shattered across spacetime. He now hides in the game's files in the form of a grey cult built by Toby to lead the fandom in circles.
- The Amalgamates: So the theme of determination plays a big role in this game, right? Okay, so the idea is that monster physiology is different from that of human's, and apparently "determination" is a tangible substance that humans possess in large quantities, while monsters can only handle very small amounts. So basically Alphys was playing God and experimenting on comatose monsters by injecting them with "determination", which caused all their bodies to fuse together into hideous monstrosities (monsters... monstrosities... get it?) who you encounter in the Pacifist route. Everyone claimed to have gotten nightmares from these characters.
- Mettaton NEO's theme and Undyne the Undying's theme are the same with the pitch changed.
- Megalovania has been used almost note for note by Toby before in his EarthBound hacks and in Homestuck.
- The somber music that plays in the Genocide Run when you've killed all the mobs in an area is an incredibly slowed down loop of the first portion of Flowey's theme.
- The Pathetic House is actually part of the song Spider Dance slowed down.
- Undertale is The Choice sped up by 666%.
- Snowy, Snowdin Town, Shop, Dating Start!, Dating Fight!, So Cold and Bring It In, Guys! all share the same melody/motif.
- Tem Shop and Dogsong both use the same melody.
- Anticipation shares the same bassline with Enemy Approaching.
- The rhythm for the melody in Enemy Approaching is actually the rhythm in Dogsong.
Remember what I've said about backers being able to design their own monsters to put them into the game? Well, turns out one of the backers was the fat fucking furry known as Samael, who just had too much money to spend. Given that Undertale caught his attention while it was still on the Kickstarter phase, he spent 500 dollars just to get his fat fursona as a boss in the game under the name of a shitty dad joke known as "So Sorry". This caused tremendous rage across a rather huge part of the fanbase, given that his fat fetish faggotry just does not fits the game.
Whenever he's brought up as fetish material, furries who actually defend this piece of shit try to counter-argue by saying that Toriel also gets a lot of fetish art. What the furfags fail to understand is that Toriel was made as a simple design without fetishes in mind, while Samael's furry avatar was made for nothing but parading fetish purposes, and works as nothing more than a shameless self insert into the game. Furries also try to argue that since the character is named "So Sorry" instead of "Samael" or any of his aliases is a way to avoid getting his fetish art when doing Google searches. What they've said is bullshit, because you'll still find Samael's disgusting fetish art right in the first page, when googling for "Undertale So Sorry."
The boss battle itself gives off a vibe of annoying. It might be either because of his fedora or the dialogue he gives, but regardless if you're trying to spare him or trying to murder him, he'll still tell you dumb shit like how sorry he is, and cry in self pity. Sparing him does not gets you a lot of gold, and killing him gets only 1 EXP, so congratulations! Your only reward is meeting the frustration of his special fursona, and probably the satisfaction of killing him (some people gave up on doing a pacifist run just to kill him off).
Despite the fact that Samael self inserted himself into the game for narcissistic purposes and for the fact that the design sucks more ass than every other monster in the game (even the NPCs), Toby Fox, being the troll he is, took this cringey design and shoved it in the most obscure corner of the game, hidden by a secret invisible path, and you can only encounter him at a specific day and time of the year, making it even less likely that you'll encounter this abomination. Most of the other designs made by backers are a main part of the game, and one of them even is a main boss, but not even Toby could think of doing the same for So Sorry. Some people who actually defend this abomination think that killing him is taking things personally because you're indirectly killing Samael. Should've thought about it before self inserting into a game you're given the option to kill things.
There was also a rumor going around that killing So Sorry will not ruin your pacifist run, including that Sans would call you to tell you that you didn't kill anyone important, and that pissed off many people bragging about how this game is supposed to be about love and making friends. Turns out that the rumor was false, and killing So Sorry does ruin a pacifist run. Said furries were just too stupid to look up for a legit source.
Samael recently made a butthurt blog post on his Tumblr, whining about how even Toby Fox thought he was fucking pathetic. He also complains about how Toby Fox had tried to warn him that there would probably be a backlash to putting his shitty fursona in the game, as well as defending him by telling other people not to harass him, but apparently that wasn't good enough for Samael; he really felt that he deserved to be central character and that Toby Fox should defend him better. Maybe next time don't try to shoehorn an embarrassing fetish character into someone else's videogame if you want people to respect you.
GameFAQs poll drama.
Naturally, since only the severely autistic give a shit about GameFAQs polls, Undertale ended up beating a bunch of Nintendo games and taking the coveted title of "Best. Game. Ever." After Blunderfail managed to beat Super Mario World, the Gamefags forums exploded into a torrent of extreme butthurt, which led to a bunch of trolls voting for the game just to piss the other asspies off (which is what happens in pretty much every big GameFAQs poll anyway) and with the combined power of the trolls and the fantards the game eventually secured supreme victory. Ironically, this whole series of drama managed to be more entertaining and funnier than the actual game.
Undertale has different routes that can lead to multiple endings. Whenever you're near the end of the game, Sans will show up and he'll judge you depending of your amount of kills.
Were you a good child? Congratulations! Sans will tell you that you're a good kid who did the right thing. When you meet the king, the fight is stopped by all of your wonderful friends, and then everyone is cool each other. That is, until Flowey shows up and steals everyone's souls. He reveals that he's Asriel, the dead son of the king, and then proceeds to take form of a godly goat, because that is necessary to reset the world. He gets beaten because his feelings get touched and he cries, only for everything to go back to normal. Turns out he broke the barrier and nobody remembers his existence, so every monster goes into the human world to have a good time.
In case you got the highest score, Sans will give you a bad time. This is and Undyne going Super Saiyan are the only difficult things you'll face in the Genocide route, as everything else will be fucking easy. Still, Sans is pretty much the hardest boss you'll face in the game, given that he fires fucking huge lasers everywhere and makes you get dunked on, so you'll most likely fail. If you don't fail, you get to kill Sans, and then you murder the king, then you brutally kill Flowey who begs for mercy. After having nothing else to kill, the first child (whatever you probably named it) reincarnates and uses the souls to erase the world, whether you like it or not. Doing so kills the whole game and you'll just face a black screen the next time you open the game with nothing but the sound of the wind.
But hey, it's not so bad! If you wait long enough on the blank screen, you can bring the world back by selling your soul. The only downside is that this will permanently fuck your save file, and you'll always remain soulless. If by any chance you complete the True Pacifist route after you beaten a Genocide route, Chara will appear on THE END screen; implying that Chara will destroy the real world and the Underground.
Accidentally killed someone? You're now bound to get a neutral ending! Sans will either not give a shit or tell you to go eat shit for killing his brother (assuming you do so), and then you can proceed onto fighting the King. After succeeding in doing so, you can choose if you want to kill or spare him, which doesn't matter because Flowey then kills him and steals all the souls. After that, he becomes Cyriak right after and possesses the entire game to then erase your save file before you get to fight him. You'll shit your pants once you realize Flowey can also cheat by loading savestates.
Fun fact: If you lose to Flowey 3 times (which you will, because you suck), it becomes impossible to lose the fight. Because why bother designing a good boss fight when you can just fill a screen with garbage that only a pro Gradius player could do first go, and then just give the win to any faggot who fails a couple of times?
You can still beat him, either way. Things just go full rainbow and he explodes back into a miserable little flower. You then somehow leave the Underground and then you get a call from Sans telling you how fucked things are in there (and before you ask, yes, most of the time it's your fault).
Trolling Undertale fans
- Refer to the player character as a he.
- Refer to the player character as a she.
- Mention Five Nights at Freddy's. They'll explode with fury.
- Tell them that the game is just a sub par rip off of Earthbound/ Touhou.
- Also tell them that Planescape: Torment is what Undertale will never be.
- Simply post spoilers, especially on /r/Undertale... The mods go into a berserk rage whenever someone posts spoilers without using the proper tags.
- Tell one more time about how Undertale is a rip off of Earthbound and point to all the obvious plagiarisms.
- Say that Toriel was a cunt and you're glad you killed her.
- Say Asriel is a faggot who doesn't deserve redemption.
- Say you laughed your ass off at Papyrus' death scene.
- Call them a furfag.
- Call Toby Fox a furfag.
- Ask them why a game released in 2015 that was in development for over two years looks like it belongs on the Commodore 64.
- State that the game was made in RPG Maker. Continue arguing this even after people correct you.
- Tell them the game isn't funny.
- Say that the game is just a bad shmup mixed with a bad RPG.
- Tell them Papyrus was asking for it.
- Say that Alphys is Toby Fox's way of making fun of autistic weeaboos. Will cause butthurt due to most of the fans being autistic weeaboos themselves.
- Tell them that you found some secret in the game that no one else has found yet that requires some really obscure sequence of actions (get creative) to find. Add a couple of photoshopped screenshots for good measure. If done right, the fantards will waste hours of their lives looking for something that isn't there. For bonus lulz, when they come back after looking for the secret, and start accusing you of being a liar, tell them you made a mistake in your first post and make a small edit to the sequence of events, and watch them do it all over again.
- Claim that by having a Kickstarter for a free game making program and contacting Fangamer for merchandise deals, Toby Fox has become a corporate shill.
- Mention any games that won awards in categories that Undertale was nominated in. Most fans will deem the winner as "inferior" and bitch about it.
- Tell them you pirated the game.
- Tell them that the hidden boss So Sorry ruins the game because it's a faggy self-insert for a furry's perverted, awful "butterdragon" fetish (as detailed above). Also say that the connection to a sexualized, morbidly obese fursona is inappropriate for younger players.
- Say that Undertale isn't a RPG.
- Tell them that Sans is a cocksucker.
- Compare Sans to Bill Cipher.
- Say that the Genocide route is the true ending in Undertale.
- Give an honest review of this game. The creator of this video was banned from the Template:Reddit for this post.
- Tell them that everyone you killed in the Genocide route deserved to die. Bonus points if you can get them to BAWWWWWWWWWWWW about it.
- Tell about how this game is ridiculous and how it has a poor storyline.
- Tell them it's a rip off of Shin Megami Tensei
- Draw fanart of Sans either crying or with a flaming blue magic eye.
- Say the Alphys x Undyne lesbian relationship is morally wrong and claim the game is a tool of Satan designed to turn children into queers and/or furfags.
- Say that Steven Universe's "Stronger than You" was the original and NOT their shitty parody.
- Write or draw a fanfic in which Undyne is hetero.
- Say that the Amalgamates are abominations and that Alphys is a cunt who is responsible for their suffering.
- Post links to Undertale rule34. Watch as the fans pretend to be disgusted by it, although in reality they're probably fapping to it.
- Say Sans is really Ness.
- Tell them "Ink Sans" is not a "real" Sans and just a parody of how everyone uses Alternate Universes to make Sans a fucking god.
Of course, most Undertale fans are retarded enough on their own that they will make fools of themselves without outside intervention. They are also so caught up in their own bullshit that they won't be able to muster anything above calling someone "salty" or spam their $5 emoticons to make their purchases of them worth it.
Fan-made alternate universes seem to be this fandom's specialty, because none of the fans are original enough to create their own characters. You'll notce that most of them are based around Sans, as the fandom has a somewhat unhealthy obsession with him.
Outertale: Undertale...in SPACE!!!
Diancietale: Everyone as Diancie.
Underpants: Undertale was BAD TOM!!!!
Underswap: Sans is now a faggot while Papyrus smokes weed. All the other characters are swapped in incredibly lazy ways, as well.
Overtale: All the humans are monsters and vice versa.
- Humantale: A cancerous derivative of Overtale. All the characters are either niggers or trannies, as this AU was spawned by tumblr.
ERRORtale: Sans is super-Hitler. He traps your soul and can capture it in blue ropes, and is really into BDSM. His most popular victim is Underswap Sans, who he soul raped in front of his pothead brother. Also, his design is eye-bleedingly awful.
UnderFresh/FreshTale: Made by the same fagit that made ERRORtale. Everyone is Dippy Fresh.
Core Frisk: Frisk is God.
The Thought: Sans is God.
Reapertale: Sans is death.
Horrortale: A desperate attempt to be spooky. Basically Underfell, but with more blood and fewer whiny edgelords.
Glitchtale: Created last Wednesday, everything is the same except Chara comes back for a day or two, Frisk breaks the reset button, and the creator, Camila Cuevas, attempted to make it interesting by pulling a self-insert mary sue OC out of her ass. Made every fan cry by killing off Sans.
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- Asperger's Syndrome: The affliction from which most its fanbase suffers.
The only good thing to come out of the this game.
- Five Nights at Freddy's: Another equally terrible indie game with an equally cancerous fanbase.
- Furries: Most of the characters in this game.
- Rule 34: Fun fact: if you search Temmie on Google Images you're going to find a few pictures of her 34'd.
- Tumblr: Where you can find most of the fangasms for this game.
NVM They got Cyberbullied to oblivion and some unfunnyman took the url.
: You'll feel genuinely compelled to gouge your brain out of your skull.
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