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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
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Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Originally started in August 2004 by a myspace whore, the Ultimate My Chemical Romance Site reigned as a site full of emo bitches and fat whores who always complained about boring shit. In mid-October 2005, UMCRS was shut down, and thus emo bitches were left without a home to cry about how they slit their wrists to My Chemical Romance. Until December 2005, UMCRS2 was started, along with another site, thus a battle started until UMCRS2 was shut down, which brings us to UMCRS [Ultimate Motherfucking Cat Rapist Site]. Started back up by an attention whore who doesn't give a shit about anything but herself, manager positions have bounced around and caused much controversy, leaving manager positions to only a couple people, until the Great Spamming of July 24th, 2007 (see below).
Half of the members masturbate to Gerard Way's pictures like one of the members, Kirsten, who, even though denies to such accusations, is extremelly in love with his pointy teeth. The other half masturbates to furry porn. UMCRS members also bitch and whine about how horrible their lives are at every chance possible. Like how their family members are in jail for no reason. Even though it is common knowledge that they tried to kill their own baby.
This site experiences drama at least once every second, usually over stupid reasons like "OMG NO GERALDZ HAIR WUZ BETTER WEN IT WUZ LONG OMG IM GUNA KIL U". Trolling the members of this site is extremely lulzy, due to the PMS that constantly affects them. After drama, someone always asks for lesbian sex because nobody loved them when they were children, which is most likely what will happen to their retarded family memebers.
The Great Spamming of July 24th, 2007
On July 24th, 2007, UMCRS was raided. Much butthurt and many lulz followed. Lots of the members, LOL MEMBERS, are butthurt over it, and kept editing this page and proving how butthurt they are. Many of the members involved then are now over it today. However, some members that have never seen the page stumble across it while googling themselves and post about it, whining about how inaccurate it is and how butthurt they are. No one cares anymore, because their balls finally dropped.
God, what a fat cunt. She dropped out of college, and her parents bribed her with a sidekick to get her back into community college. Yet she still refuses to go to college. She is a huge attention whore and thinks she's hilarious. She really isn't. She preys on little boys, and her main target is Myke. Myke can see through her ruse and usually makes a fool out of her in threads when she tries to be witty and condescending. She usually bitches about how much she hates her parents, but she's like 21 years old she can support herself? She's really lazy and won't get off her ass to get a job. She makes up excuses how she has social anxiety but is actually too much of a pussy to leave her house, for fear she may actually burn off some calories. She spends all of her "money" (that she mooched off of her parents) going to shows, then comes home to bitch about them later. She recently got a Mac and flaunts it around, thinking she is so awesome, when she really isn't. She doesn't know how to use the Internet, and insists on showing off everything she has (mooched off of her parents) when she posts over 9000 questions a day on the board, asking how to do the simplest task, like make a line on Photoshop.
- UMCRS - UMCRS OMFGGGG
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