⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
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U-18Chan is an image board that's managed by furs who think they're Nazis. The group was originally known as AuroraFurries. They flooded /b/ with yiff in an attempt to make a name for themselves. Naturally, /b/ responded accordingly and Aurora Furries Theater happened.
A Nazi kitty was U-18Chan's original mascot. Because it wasn't slutty, it was replaced with Valkyria. Newfags are immediately flooded with propaganda upon arrival. Soon they will believe unemployed basement dwellers are members of the master race and that Hitler smiles down from Heaven upon their homosexual, deviant sickfuckery. New recruits wear the pawstika proudly, even in public.
Somewhere on the Internet, there is a rule that states no furfag group is complete without those in denial. This group is no exception. Like all furs, they imitate everything. Be prepared to endure though misused and old memes.
The B& Hammerers
SpazzyKoneko drew the abomination U-18Chan calls a mascot. Being the only female in the group, it is no surprise that she's a fat dyke. If you wish to contribute to this monstrosity, commission her to draw something. Payment upfront is required and she will get to your drawing someday. Alternatively, for quicker results, visit Artist Beware and BAWW because you were fucking retarded enough to give her money!
Jay isn't talkative but encourages members to tweet him stupid questions. He monitors his Twitter 24/7... waiting for someone to make him feel special.
is was their best programmer but more about him later.
Edge claims he was a member of the Patriotic Nigras. However, no true nigra would accept a janitor position at a furry porn theater. At best he found the download link to their hacked Second Life Viewer. He confuses Encyclopedia Dramatica with Oh Internet and rants about how it sold out. Oh Edge.
Kit joined at the impressionable age of 17 and was quickly advanced to choir boy. He denies being furry even though he wears fuzzy ears, has a boyfriend and a kitsune fursona. The young admin is kind of a big deal and will tell you all about it. He earns enough to support both he and his boyfriend. Oh and he only trolls for important causes.
Trapper is extremely paranoid and doesn't want you to know he lives in Saarland, Germany. And never mention his address which is... just kidding! The inspiration for his name comes from M*A*S*H; if you knew that, you're probably an old fart who is experiencing nostalgia right about now.
Don't worry, the real Trapper wouldn't lift a finger if his fanboi was in need of immediate medical attention. He'd sooner help a North Korean who got scuffed up while killing an American in hand-to-hand combat.
—Jay, who should be ashamed
U-18Chan is in a competition with FurAffinity to see who's the most unreliable. So good luck accessing their AIDS infested crap. If somehow you manage to do so, be warned that even people who drink Diet Coke with Splenda will find their discussions distasteful. Standard topics include dying alone, Aspergers, acts of faggotry, BAWW and obviously dog fucking.
Anybody who admits to being underage is warned to keep it a secret. Behind the scenes admins will Google their information and say hello on a social network or instant messenger.
U-18Chan uses Xat, the most troll-friendly chat network known to the Internet. Visitors are greeted by members eager to disclose their age, sex, location, sexual orientation and species. Lurk until some idiot offers nude pictures. If invited to join a video conference, locate and memorize where the Print Screen button is. You will find it indispensable.
The admins clearly state they are no longer obligated to remove content from DMCA requests. Any artist who endangers the image board's advertising revenue will be publicly shamed!
Members are indirectly encouraged to harass these dastardly individuals. Who cares about either side but why not have some fun? Go piss off a furry artist or two. Conversely you can submit false DMCA claims. Be unspecific so the admins will bitch on their Copyright N' Takedowns board.
The goal is to keep these faggots hating each other. Remember, furry drama fuels Encyclopedia Dramatica. Now relax and enjoy the pissing match.
Operation: Allied Storm
Getting banned is the only entertainment available at U-18Chan. After a night of drinking, a Russian and British soldier decided to pay the Nazis visit. Trouble started when the drunks stumbled into the admins and proceeded to offend them. The banhammer fell and it was on!
The Russian decided to take his new botnet for a drive. Trapper swung his banhammer fiercely but was unable to keep up. He rage quit when told, "You can't stop this train faggot!"
Meanwhile Kit attempted to psyops the other soldier by asking if he felt bad for making fun of a fur had who recently died. No.
Feeling left out, Edge attempted to impress the Allies with talk about the Patriotic Nigras. The Russian asked, "So who were you in PN so I can SWAT you accordingly?" Edge knew what that meant and shut up.
During the utter chaos the Nazis attempted to protect the motherland by activating Xat's "protect shield." Unable to carry on with his verbal assault, the British soldier decided to play detective.
It was then discovered that Di, their best programmer, owned several domains. His identity was revealed with the help of whois, The Wayback Machine and Google. Not being a complete faggot, Di was given the option to GTFO or else. And he did just that.
—Jay, blaming anyone but himself
News of Di's departure was a major setback for U-18Chan. Later that day, the admins were forced to ban longtime member Party Pat for posting child porn. This couldn't be swept under the rug because of continued surveillance by the Allies.
U-18Chan's chat is now restricted members only.
How to play:
- Piss off
- And these faggots
- Submit unspecific DMCA requests on behalf of those furfags
Nobody gives a shit about dox so don't bother.
- Ask a stupid question!
- Template:Soundcloud Go listen so his feelings won't be hurt.
- Artist Beware yawn
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