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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
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Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
There are many god-awful things that have been shat out of the dripping anus that is Tumblr, but a new kind of evil has sprouted forth, darkening the halls of the internets even further. Tumblr Panels began with the mouth-breathing Instagram-bumming masses of teenyboppers creating a new spangled way to convey their shitty emotions. This typically consists of creating a four paneled picture with their horrific mug in each one of them, contorting into grotesque expressions as they convey some brain-dead insipid point, like how they are a gurl gamer or how great iPads are or some other bollocks.
These horrific mishmashes of hipster faces reportedly began with a picture of some self important slut creating a panel about how girls should keep their tits inside their shirt, despite this ruining some well established rules concerning females on the internet. This created various unfunny responses from other tumblrers mocking the style and claiming their boobs were lava or dolphins in a quirky, randumb and undeniably fucktarded manner. These particular panels were referred to as "Hey gurl, did you know..." panels, and their cancerous unfunniness will rot your internal organs, so keep your distance from the below gallery.
Further panels were created concerning various vomit inducing "cute" and "quirky" subjects, most commonly girl gamers, and how totally female they are. The tumblr panels were quickly found by 4chan and slathered into many rage threads on boards such as /b/ and /v/. Blood and malice was understandably flowing from anons eye sockets but there was a small pin of hope in the distance. Many retorts created were actually slightly lulzy and could effectively calm the raising pulse of a fat sweaty neckbeard. Most notorious of these being between green haired ugly GOTIS queen Morghan Alexis and some sexy witty chap commenting on her evident retardation, the proceedings of which are in the picture to the right. More and more anti-panels are being created but a diarrhea flood of faggoty rage inducing hipster fests are still pouring out of tumblr at an alarming rate, and it can be very difficult to look at them for too long without wanting to murder everyone in the near vicinity.
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