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unfunny newfag until you like it.
Billa "Bill" Kaulitz is the female lead singer of German shit band "Tokio Hotel". Recently, she's become a minor internet anti-meme, commonly featured in /b/ and elsewhere with posts of her stunning photos and brief mention of her androgynous first name. Typically, this is followed by Admiral Ackbar posts intended to trick newfags into believing that there's more to her than meets the eye. Bill is the real-life equivalent of Bridget.
"Bill Jokes" often refer to her neo-emo goth punk rock appearance and her gorgeous-yet-far-out hairstyles.
Q: What would you do for Bill?
A: Loan her my razor and a noose.
Bill initially rose to fame as a quarter-finalist in 2001 Germany's Star Search competition, where her likeness was compared to the delicious young Natalie Portman in Luc Besson's 1994 film "Leon: The Professional", which co-starred the juicy Jean Reno and famed character actor Gary Oldman.
Arguably, the only thing keeping her from winning was the unfortunate fact that, at the time, her voice sounded like a bag of kittens being run through a garden tiller.
Bill, and her identical twin brother Tom, were born on September 1st, 1989. Despite the fact that they legally been able to consent to sex for the past 6 years under German law, several dozen websites ran 18-year countdown clocks to commemorate their birthdays.
- "Schrei - so laut du kannst" - "Sex - so long as you can"
- "Übers Ende der Welt" - "Udders That I've Felt"
- "An Deiner Seite (Ich Bin Da)" - "A Dinner Swiss (Boom Ba)"
- "Durch den Monsun" - "Fuck The Monsoons"
- "Jung und Nicht Mehr Jugendfrei" - "Jews Stole my Testosterone"
- "Ermöglicht haben alle analsex" - "Lets all have Analsex"
Unfortunately, everyone forgets the band because of the beauty of frontwoman Bill and because the others are all gay. Bill's twin occasionally makes an appearance for twincest fics, but generally no one knows who the other two are and quite frankly no one wants to. Anything related to Tokio Hotel often turns into vicious drama instigated by fanfags and haters due to TH being the most simultaneously loved and hated band in the world. Here is an accurate transcript:
maggot666: fuck u bitch suck my penus i am a real man unnlyk these FAGS!
Just remember, no matter how manly Bill may be, fapping to her still makes you gay. It doesn't matter that you're a straight guy who just noticed how manly Bill is, you are gay. It doesn't matter if you still like other girls and exclaim over and over that you're straight. Bill is still there in the back of your mind haunting your heterosexuality. That includes all you talking vaginas with computers in your kitchens. Everyone is gay for Bill.
Arguably, the best categorization of Tokio Hotel’s musical style is an eclectic blend of various aspects present in modern day media visuals, such as (but not limited to): livestock mutilation, sub-Saharan dry guitar riffs, and partially recognizable remnants of deceased Dodrios. However, claiming that their genre is near legendary bands such as Metallica (despite their questionable actions (see: sellout)) is not only a disgrace to “classic” rock, but a gross overestimation of this German-based group’s musical abilities. Most of their debated fame can be attributed to two factors: 1) the exponential growth of new generation retarded teenage girls, believed to carry a rare strain of acute encephalitis , and 2) the belief that the two front members of the band, Bill and Tom Kaulitz, are engaging in sexual activities. Nevertheless, Tokio Hotel deserves commendation for serving as a diplomatic stronghold and strengthening foreign relations between the United States and Germany.
Other Members of Tokio Hotel
See Shit nobody cares about Because they suck
Chan Fandom - /b/ill takes over
A good majority of them can be found at Bestuffintheworld
Apart from banging her twin brother Tom, Bill is currently in a hot and heavy relationship with every last member of another German band, Cinema Bizarre, and, of course, together with her twin brother, in a ménage à trois in their home city of Hamburg with the German rapper Samy Deluxe.
SHOW'S CANCELLED DUE TO AIDS
In March of 2008, Bill suddenly became very , and had to cancel a show in Portugal. This caused copious amounts of butthurt from emo girls. This was actually one of the finest pieces of drama ever, which gathered thousands of people in one place and then had some guy telling everyone to GTFO, resulting in massive amounts of wrist cutting blood. When asked if he did it for the lulz, he said he just had too much cock down his throat.
Tokio Hotel in Soviet Russia
Gallery of BAWWWWWW
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