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Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
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CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
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Tim McLean was a 22 year old juggalo who had his existence corrected while riding on a greyhound bus on the night of July 30, 2008. On his way to Winnipeg after working at the carnival (probably the Dark Carnival), McLean made the unfortunate mistake of changing seats at a rest stop, so that he was seated beside Vincent Li. Though the two never spoke, Li suddenly realized that McLean was a juggalo. Thinking quickly, he decided to do a service to Canada and stabbed him dozens of times with a large hunting knife. Li was greeted by applause from the entire bus as he hacked off McLean's head and removed it from his body, where he presented it to the bus driver for a medal and a key to the city. Though Li is currently awaiting trial for the murder, his lawyer is working diligently to get him off on an insanity plea. We're rooting for you Vincent Li!
Tim McLean has truly died for our lulz.
If there's anything we can take from Vincent Li's selfless work to lend natural selection a helping hand, its that God Hates Canada. And because the Canadian citizenship does not tolerate the juggalo brand of faggotry, the Westboro Baptist Church and Fred Phelps have recently announced that they applaud the death of Tim McLean and to celebrate, they are going to troll
his funeral (dead) IRL. It is unknown what this has to do with Fred Phelps's closet homosexuality, but it is likely that Phelps is just using this grave pissing opportunity as a shot at moar shameless self promotion.
—Almutairi99, with the obvious reason why nobody came to his aid.
The only way one can muster the most efficient form of lulz is from the people who praise his death. That is why we have a civic duty to troll his fans and anyone that yells out RIP TIM MCLEAN WE LOVE YOU IN OUR HEARTS. Here are some fine examples of people that do not like to be trolled. Especially on Failbook.
If you want to generate some cheap lulz at the expense of Tim McLean fans, just go to a vigil on the one-year anniversary of his death - like this guy - and tell McLean's family and friends "Li is a victim" and that "he should not be caged up and treated like an animal." Also note that the article states that his life was "Cut short"
Video of Stabbing
For the faint of heart only.
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- Vincent Li
- Insane Clown Posse
- Anabelle Lotus, another dead juggalette.
- Jolene JRyda, a juggalo who would be done a favor by getting decapitated.
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