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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Thoth is a batshit crazy Black-White Crossbreed who lives in New York with his mom and who has no job. His singular source of income is pity-money (charity) gleaned from jumping around in the tunnel beneath a bridge in Central Park, donning nothing but a Violin and skimpy loincloth in what he calls "prayformances".
—Thoth (a man wearing eyeliner and a loincloth) Explains his sexuality
A Topic of much debate and discussion, Thoth is a self proclaimed bisexual and "lover of all peoples". He spends most of his time working out, and dancing around semi-nude beneath his favorite bridge, in front of women and children, who pay him a few cents in the hopes of making him stfu for a few fucking minutes.
Apparently, Thoth used to actually have a girlfriend in California in 2001, a snow-white girl who appeared in the self-titled movie about Thoth, which won a token academy award for shittiest and most boring film evar made. But with Thoth having moved away to NYC, his left-behind gf realized what a fucking freak she was dating, and promptly called it off. It is speculated that Thoth's butthurt in the wake of the breakup, and the fact that he doesn't make enough money to buy some cheap anal salve, is part of what encourages his manic ass-shaking and frantic movement, thus precluding his ability to find a real job.
Entitled, THE HERMA Thoth's self-authored opera, which he performs on a daily basis, is the story of a tribal Hermaphrodite from an imaginary land called Festad. This hermaphrodite falls in love with his/her brother, and then goes on some kind of journey of self-discovery. Thoth created his own language (which he lovingly refers to as "abacadacaba,"), his own alphabet (which includes swastikas), and his own country (complete with a map) which he regularly references in the opera.
In Thoth's own bizarre description:
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