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Thom Yorke and Cheesecake
Thom Yorke and Cheesecake (also known as just Cheesecake or Cake) is the term for Radiohead slash fanfiction. This movement is notorious around the Radiohead fandom, often the butt of jokes and so forth. Most people on Radiohead message boards, such as Ateaseweb like to pretend that it doesn't exist, but indeed it does.
The authors of Cheesecake, known as Cheesecakers are all female. They are also ronery virgins. Pretentious ronery virgins (the worst kind).
The Original Cheesecake
The original Cheesecake originated on some Radiohead board, back in 2004, or something. It's self-explanatory why Radiohead fanfiction is now known as Cheesecake, though it is debatable if the original was an act of trolling.
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The Trends of Cheesecake
Cheesecake, like all highly-revered forms of fanfiction, have their own sets of rules, trends, and clichés. They are as follows:
- Jonny Greenwood is always the submissive whore and also happens to be in 99.9% of all Cheesecake.
- Thom Yorke is a creepy pedo, rapist, cockmonger, the list goes on.
- Colin Greenwood is practically almost OOC in every Cheesecake.
- Ed O'Brien is a werewolf and Jonny is a vampire or alien.
- Phil Selway is never, ever, EVER fucked in Cheesecake because he is bald and bald is gross to these people (Michael Stipe does not count, apparently).
- Beck, Bjork, Oasis, Coldplay, and a million other bands and artists who have even the slightest connection to Radiohead are mercilessly written in.
- Incest is best, put your brother to the test.
See Also
External Links
- Ateaseweb message boards (Cheesecake can be found in "The Classics" board)
- A blog filled with badly drawn porn of Radiohead, Rammstein, and other bands
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