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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
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Theo de Raadt
Theo de Raadt is the founder of the OpenBSD and OpenSSH projects. One of the most drama-plagued and prolific personalities on the internets, Theo is often labeled an asshole, an egoist, and a South African. He frequently flames users on the [email protected] mailing list when they ask questions that he deems redundant, stupid or otherwise deserving of an embellished RTFM.
Many believe Theo's acerbic comments to be helpful and beneficial to the OpenBSD project. It is held by some that frequent text lashings of newbies and those who post before they google keep the project pure and free from only mildly-interested outsiders. Another belief is that Theo's constant bragging about his project's dominant security causes malicious hackers to attack the project more than they would any other. This assertion usually leads to one of two conclusions: the first being that attracting the ire of seasoned malicious hackers with an axe to grind will eventually be a negative, resulting in an over abundance of vulnerabilities found, and thus exploits written for the software. The second conclusion is similar, but carried to another logical end: that the concerted effort on the part of hackers attempting to find vulnerabilities in the code will lead to better, quicker vulnerability discovery and more secure code writing on the part of the programmers on the project.
Starting the OpenBSD Project
After years of working on NetBSD, I was unfairly told to go play elsewhere. So I did, and built a new team of about 80 developers. Where did the inspiration come from? I have no idea. I've been writing and fixing Unix kernel and user-land code for about 15 years, and honestly do not know why, except that I really enjoy it. I also enjoy taking it in the ass.
Full text article and interview
Theo vs. The World
The rivalry and latent homosexual tension between Theo and FreeBSD's Darren Reed is well known and evidenced throughout several mailing lists, websites and CVS commit comments. Theo and Darren had a falling out in 2001, where Theo removed IPF with no comparable tool to replace it due to the "you're not exactly allowed to modify and release my code without permission" license Darren had, although Theo's known to have done this countless times with similar excuses.
One example of this is with Dan Bernstein's tools, as Dan's Tools had no 'official license', or "sane install path", despite that these programs were not only OpenBSD's preferred (djbdns for nameservice, qmail rather than sendmail), but were once in the official ports tree (Which goes on, and on, and on...)
Theo's Disgusting Expensive Habit
"De Raadt is one open source developer who owns his own home. The grant DARPA gave to him gives him the finances to pay the mortgage. He has a ridiculously high electricity bill, he says - $500 Canadian - but cannot help it as needs to keep his infrastructure going. The money is enough to keep things going at the moment and he has no doubts that donations will continue to come when they are needed." Citation
Theo vs. GOBBLES
To be completed.
Theo vs. Kuro5hin
Theo vs. DJB
- Theo's personal website, talks about his cats like the famous LJ faggot Jameth.
- OpenBSD report from TheAge, citing Theo's home:
Theo de Raadt is part of a series on Security Faggots
2cash • AnonOps • Brian Salcedo • Fearnor • Fry Guy • Gadi Evron • g00ns • Hack This Site • Hacking Team • hann • Joanna Rutkowska • John Field • Joseph Camp • Lizard Squad • LulzSec • Mark Zuckerberg • MarshviperX • Masters of Deception • Michael Lynn • Krashed • Raven • r000t • Ryan • Steve Gibson • th3j35t3r • The Regime • Sabu • Zeekill
Avira • Ciscogate • Cloudflare • Conficker • CyberDefender • Defcon • The Gibson • The Great Em/b/assy Security Leak of 2007 • Heartbleed • I GOT NORTON! • Is Your Son a Computer Hacker? • Operation Sundevil • PIFTS.exe • Social engineering • Stylometry • SubSeven • Zone-H