⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️

There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.

Æ Roadmap

  • Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)
  • Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
  • Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
  • Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
  • .onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
  • CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
  • Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
  • Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)

  • Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.

    If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.

    You can also email me via [email protected]

    Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.

    Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021! - aediot



    Themoonfell

    From Encyclopedia Dramatica
    Jump to navigation Jump to search
    Note: this is an article about an Encyclopedia Dramatica user. For more information, please see the appropriate user page. To leave this user a message, please visit their talk page.
    File:Themoonfell.jpg
    themoonfell self-portrait
    File:Whenmoonfelldown.jpg
    the moon fell as photoshopped by Futhman

    Themoonfell, real name Jess, is a minor Internet celebrity on LiveJournal, where she maintains the NonUglyFats community.

    Qualities

    Artiste

    Short, pithy journal entries accompanied by "artistic" pictures, such as (INSERT RANDOM PICTURE HERE) it rained today.

    (long gap)

    it's been raining ever since Sunday.

    The "raining ever since Sunday" will usually tell a world of stories to Those in the Know. This group is somewhat small, since Themoonfell is a minor celebrity, but its members will know that the rain is a reference to the Supertramp song "It's Raining Again", and the "ever since Sunday" a reference to her broken heart. It has been rumored that Themoonfell isn't a virgin anymore, at least anally, but those reports must be taken with a grain of salt because she has been searching for someone to give herself to for a long time with indifferent success. The small font is considered to be artistic throughout the LiveJournal pithy-emo-digital-camera community, of which Themoonfell is one of the oldest and most stereotypical members.

    Camwhore

    Her virginity does not stop her from camwhoring at every opportunity. Her most famous image is the one included in this (i.e. where she is wearing black leather and holding a camera), but she will, at the drop of a hat (and sometimes without asking) bare her foldy breasts on Yahoo! Messenger. As previously mentioned, she mods NonUglyFats, which is a community where fat people claim to be non-ugly (sure!) and post pictures of themselves, and her mod-ship also involves an extra degree of shamelessness that sets her apart from most other fat camwhores.

    Frequent Comments

    She is a frequent commentator on famous LiveJournals such as jameth and throwingstardna. Thanks to her well-honed skill at posting somewhat pathetic, somewhat witty one-liners and her up-to-date information on the latest catchphrases, she often gets replies. Most of these replies come from fellow idiots and patheticos who seem to respect her intellectually. This can be deduced from the fact that i) they all think she's too fat and ii) the OMG-girl-on-internet doesn't apply as much to LiveJournal where most LiveJournalers are girls.

    Themoonfell and LJDrama

    She is a part of the old-school LJDrama school and a member of the SomethingAwful forums and as such privy to all the "in" jokes. This elevates her wallflower status to honorary human being status whenever she takes her shirt off. In spite of this, however, many of her friends, the most persistent among them being Futhman, often make fun of her obesity and name with conjunctions of both qualities such as famous "the moon fell because she sat on it" and Photoshopped images etc.

    Portal lj.png

    Themoonfell is part of a series on

    LiveJournal

    Visit the LiveJournal Portal for complete coverage.