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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
The Sims, which includes:
The Sims: Livin' Large (called Livin' It Up by Britfags), The Sims: House Party, The Sims: Hot Date, The Sims: Vacation (called Holiday by Britfags), The Sims: Unleashed, The Sims: Superstar, The Sims: Makin' Magic, The Sims 2, The Sims 2: University, The Sims 2: Nightlife, The Sims 2: Open For Business, The Sims 2: Pets, The Sims 2: Seasons, The Sims 2: Bon Voyage, The Sims 2: FreeTime, The Sims 2: Apartment Life, The Sims 2: Family Fun Stuff, The Sims 2: Glamour Life Stuff, The Sims 2: Happy Holiday Stuff, The Sims 2: Celebration! Stuff, The Sims 2: H&M Fashion Stuff, The Sims 2: Teen Style Stuff, The Sims 2: Kitchen and Bath Interior Design Stuff, The Sims 2: IKEA Home Stuff, The Sims 2: Mansion and Garden Stuff, The Sims 3, The Sims 3: World Adventures, The Sims 3: Ambitions, The Sims 3: Late Night, The Sims 3: Generations, The Sims 3: Pets, The Sims 3: Showtime, The Sims 3: High-End Loft Stuff, The Sims 3: Fast Lane Stuff, The Sims 3: Outdoor Living Stuff, The Sims 3: Town Life Stuff, The Sims 3: Master Suite Stuff, The Sims 3: Katy Perry Sweet Treats, The Sims 3 Supernatural, The Sims 3 Diesel Stuff, The Sims 3 Seasons(yet again), The Sims 3 70's 80's and 90's Stuff, The Sims 3 University Life, The Sims 3 Island Paradise, The Sims 3 Movie Stuff, The Sims 3 Into the Future, The Sims 4 etc., etc., is a game franchise developed at least 100 years ago by a four-eyed neckbeard by the name of Will Wright, who made a living shitting out game after game with "Sim" added to a given thing as a prefix. The Sims in all its bloated glory is enjoyed by fat neckbeards, teen girls and all timewasters in between. The game offers you everything you could never have IRL, including fast cars, hot sexxorz with wimmins after they bring you sammiches, fucktons of cash and a mansion with a swimming pool (and that's assuming you could actually play the game properly). However, the vast majority of "Simmers", as Sims fans call themselves, can barely figure out how to even make the game run due to the malware (SecuROM, which EA got on its knees and blew Sony for) that shipped with the game disks and came with the direct download versions.
Imagine, if you will:
You wake up hungover on the floor of your living room on Sunday morning. You look for your phone and your wallet but it seems you lost them last night. You feel a distinct itch at your crotch: looks like that bitch last night gave you the crabs. You hear a knock at your door: it's the police. Turns out she was only 14 and her parents are pressing rape charges. Oh, and by the way, she's pregnant too. You're pretty much fucked, aren't you? Then to cap it all off, you repeatedly piss yourself, stand in the resulting puddle and cry like a little bitch.
Imagine that, and you are experiencing the comedy and non-stop fun of "The Sims". The mechanics of the game are simple enough to appeal to old men and even the most whorish of 16 year old girls when they can tear themselves away from
MySpace getting pwned on Facebook. The best description of The Sims is a cross between Shit Boring and Real Life minus the Real part. The main appeal of the game is having to work 8-10 hours a day at a repetitive, dead-end IRL-style job in order to feed your needy, IRL-style family members in a draining cycle whose only incentive is the hope of saving up enough money to take an IRL-style vacation or sending your IRL-style spawn to an IRL-style college. An added appeal is the inability of your sims to perform basic tasks, such as eating and toilet-time, without your assistance. For example, if you tell your sim to get in the kitchen and turn your head away for 5 seconds, you will find your sim pwning herself with fire.
How to Play
- Click on an object
- Select an instruction
- Swear loudly as you realize your Sims are too retarded to carry out the instruction properly
The only real way to play the game.
The Sims Communities
Sims communities are The Sims's contribution to the internets. Ultraforums, such as The Sims Zone, allow Sims gamers to download extra IRL-style features for their Sims game, share IRL-style Sims experiences with fellow Sims gamers, and other IRL-style aspects which can be found outside of a Sims gamer's home, IRL.
The Sims 2 official site is obviously the largest of the Sims' communities, probably because it is official. At this particular site, one can find such exciting things as the BBS and the exchange. Once a place of epic trolling by people bored with the sims, the BBS is now home to 13-year-old boys, 16-year-old girls, and pedophiles pretending to be 16-year-old girls. If one does not like Twilight or the Jonas Brothers you will feel very out of place. It should be avoided at all costs. The exchange is home to pure crap made by small children who think they are now intranet celebrities because they know how to take a Maxis mesh, bucket-fill it in MS Paint, slap on face #1 in Bodyshop. Ta-da! The exchange is also home to stories by 9-year-olds with horrific graphics cards and a broken caps lock key.
There are also fan communities like Snooty sims, but who gives a fuck about that?
Garden Of Shadows
Male Restroom Etiquette
intProp censorGridSize 0 in The Sims 2 base game will remove the blur over the characters genitals. There is also a nude patch, and thousands of custom skins which feature naked sims. All of these result in barbie-doll like pubic areas unless you get crammyboy's detachable cock (also available for dickgirls).
In case you are retarded and don't understand how the game works, characters can have children. This means that The Sims 2 (especially combined with a screencap) can be used to acquire Captain Planet. However, there are ways to avoid having to seeing naked children, even while having your sims be nude. The best way is to not have children, so why not have a family of hot lesbians? This is fun and arousing for all people who enjoy fapping over a collection of pixels.
All prons are for the following people:
- The other ones
- Hentai freaks
- Fall Out Boy fans
- Mpreg fetishists
- You as usual.
In the Sims, you can make exciting neighborhoods with custom terrains, objects, and streets. An example of a custom neighborhood that took too fucking long to make:
Last Thursday, Pescado, the owner of Paysites Must Be Destroyed submitted a barbeque enabling Sims to turn babies into delicious steak onto major custom content site Mod The Sims. Not only did the admins approve that download (presumably doing it for the lulz), but they added a warning that any user to post a whiny comment would be b&. Of course, concerned mothers wouldn't have any of that, flocked to the thread and expressed not only their butthurt over pixel babies being eaten, but also their urge to kill the admin's actual offspring.
— A concerned mother
— Another concerned mother
Being banned from MTS2 wasn't enough for those butthurt members, and they had to create a site to "save the Sims babies", complete with open letter to MTS2 hoping to get the download taken down, text shittily translated from German, virtual pinboard full of cutesy pictures of real babies, baby sounds in the background and Geocities-like webdesign. It can be found hereBAAAWWWleted for those who have the urge to goatse their pinboard.
— Kaloka, creator of the site, calling the kettle black
Last Thursday, EA had hot dirty sex with Facebook, resulting in a horrifying failed abortion called Sims Social being cunt-spat clear across the Sims communities. Once the parade of fans shitting chickens had died down, the less retarded mod crafting folk gathered around to witness the horrifying abomination. Sims Social not only looked uglier than the first Sims game, but it was slow as a constipated turd, crashed frequently (despite being a Flash game) and required moar grinding than WoW and IRL Jew golds to get anything done in a reasonable timeframe. There weren't even any lulz to be had, just bitter disappointment.
- Free Sims 2 custom content that you would otherwise have to pay for
- A pay site that lets you turn a T-rated game (Teen or Pre-teen) into an A/O (adults only)-rated porn game. Because, secks.
- Hacks that make the buggy game into something playable
- MOAR hacks that make the buggy game into something playable
- The largest site offering custom content for Sims 2, Sims 3, and Sims 4.
- Shit, this game has it's own Wikipedia template
Save the Sims BabiesBALEETED!
- A site where not only are people stupid enough to pay real money for poorly-made pixel objects, but half the stuff they sell is stolen from people who make it for free. LOL THE OWNER HAD A SECOND HOME BUILT WITH THE MONEY
Official website for Sims 2BALEETED TO MAKE ROOM FOR SIMS 3
- Official forum for Sims 3 CLOSED TO MAKE ROOM FOR SIMS 4
- Official new forum for Sims 3 and Sims 4 and people who want to complain about games they don't own or brag about uninstalling the game Expect to see the word PLUM a lot since tender little precious snowflakes might read nasty dirty swearwords otherwise.
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