The Man

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The Man as seen in Monopoly

The Man (also known as Jews and to a lesser extent, white people) is the person who keeps us down, mah brutha. Not much is known about The Man, but he goes by many names. The Man is similar to Santa Claus in that he is white and knows everything about you... including that time you touched your sister inappropriately. (You sick fuck.)

The Man owns everything worth owning and is laughing at your poverty.

While The Man oppresses all, he particularly enjoys making upward mobility difficult for black people - unless they become self-hating negros and join the Republican party.

And remember, The Man is watching you...ALWAYS. Even when you're stuffing your fat fucking face with "Italian Food" at Olive Garden.

In Soviet Russia the man sticks it to you.

Identity

"The Man" usually describes an individual who holds authority over another, such as an employment supervisor, police officer or ED Sysop.

It is important to note "The Man" is a title almost exclusively conferred upon a rich-as-fuck American male of northern-European ancestry. Every four years this person is elected via a secret election which the darkies are ignorant of. The ballots, which are hidden in specially-marked tubes of Preparation H, are mailed in.

While "The Man's" identity is usually a closely guarded secret - it is well known that Ronald Reagan, held the office from 1988 to 1992 after finishing his lower post as President of the United States. Reagan was able to roll back many of the rights blacks had gained in the 60s and added Arabs to the list of oppressed minorities. In many ways, Reagan was far worse than Hitler - since Jews got their own country after their ordeal was over.

Events The Man is Responsible For

Even The Man can fall on hard times.

The Man is either behind or blamed for everything bad that ever happened in the complete history of existence even though, in reality, Jews are the reason for these mishaps. A brief list includes:

• Hippies
• Slavery
• The end of slavery
• Seth McFarland
• Chris Chan
• Opiates
• Masterbation
• Your car breaking down
• The Holocaust
• Rumors that the Holocaust is fake
• Dane Cook becoming popular
• The assrape of your mom
• The nuclear annihilation of Hiroshima and Nagasaki
• Google data basing your searches.
• The robot-driven nuclear annihiliation of most of mankind
• The war in Iraq
• The 2009 post-election protests in Iran
• The "war" on drugs
• World War I and World War II
• Anti-lulz
• Rape
• Human zoos, I mean ghettos.
• AIDS, withholding the cure for cancer, etc.
• The Wapanese epidemic
• Dissemination of heroin to poor
• The Crack Epidemic
• MKULTRA
• Manufacturing newfags
• AWL CAPS R AWESUM LOLOLOL
• "Who brought /b/ in?" "The White Man!"
• Jews
• One great man is responsible for this
• The RIAA
• 80's music. Who else but Whitey can be blamed for Duran Duran?
• Rap and Hip Hop. Yep, whitey did it first.
• Juggalos
• Human Zoos, I mean Monkey Cages, I mean Ghettos.
• hiring Jews to do 9/11
• The creation of Latinos
• No Weed available for the general public
• Ebola
• Shitty Education for the blackman superior education for the white man and Jew.
• Your Stupidity
• Illuminati
• 4Chan
• Autism
• White supremacy

Proof

Watch closely to see The Man effectively pwning an injun.

Gallery

• Arrest.jpg

  Nothing to see here

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  Some wiggers also want to stick it to The Man, although they are mostly fukken tree huggin' libruls.

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  Occasionally, the Man will approve of a special negro.

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  The Man keeps a close eye on his employees.

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  No matter who you are, the Man is watching.

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See Also

• Jews
• Hitler
• Whitey
• Slavery
• FBI
• Big Brother

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