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The Great Habbo Raid of July 2007
On July 12, 2007, suited nigras worldwide once more achieved epic lulz by repeating the legendary Habbo Hotel Raid of July 12, 2006. By clogging up every room in the faggot-infested Habbo Hotel, the nappy-headed-hoes' giant afros blocked entrances, stairs and hallways with their giant afro hairs. Reports of a few Habbofags injured by flying afro picks abounded during the evening, and the Habbosphere Pool Deck was paralyzed due to AIDS and stingrays.
The entire raid was a success, and suited nigras everywhere were victorious, forcing the racist moderators to admit their guilt in the atrocities of 9/11, as well as infecting them with sickle-cell anemia. Much to the delight of sharply-dressed nigras everywhere, the Kool-Aid Guy made a surprise appearance throughout the evening to show his support for the legendary raid and bring ice cold watermelon-flavored drinks GRAPE DRANK Kool-Aid for the thirsty brothas. Although a few nigras were forcibly removed from the premises by mods who stuck Velcro to the ceiling, the world shall truly Never 4get how the fans of ebaumsworld.com created a sea of piss that fateful evening.
No word yet on whether the nigras will attempt to bring similar mayhem to a convenience store or a fried chicken stand near you. However it is likely that the great habbo raid of July will become an event similar to Christmas or Quanza aka. "Nigger Christmas" for /b/tards everywhere to spread good tidings and warnings of aids.
Contents
Premature E/b/laculation
A great source of fail in the raid started the night before, on July 11th, when retards began donning suits and fros and strolling to the pool deck in a fucktardedly early fashion. Experts have blamed everyone from Ebaumsworld to gaiafags to NBA all-star black person.
Reverse buttsecks!!
Early on in the day, the Habbo Mods employed a clever tactic in the form of a global message to all Habbos that read as such:
Message from Habbo staff: For those who didn't know. Today is international afro-suit day! If your feeling the effects of a sugar high, put on an afro/suit and PARTY! Watch out though, I hear those Afro wigs have lice. Ewwww! PS don't send calls for help about the Afros, just join them!
To some, this has been seen as epic win for all raiding nigras, in that the mods appeared to advocate NOT reporting /b/lockers and also show their true racist side by suggesting all black people have lice. Indeed, one could truly smell the butthurt beginning to permeate the air around the Habbo Hotel. (It should be noted that with the previous message of approval for the Nigras, the mods likely ended up banning a large number of their own people.)
Win/Fail
Although controversy has erupted among /b/tards as to whether the raid was truly win, Habbo '07 can be considered both Win and Fail. Large amounts of evidence indicate that the raid was, in fact, a success: Habbo.com was shut down for a large amount of time and flickered back up intermittently, while foreign hotels remained raided pretty badly. Many, however, deplore the lack of coordination relative to the '06 raid, resulting in failed SwastiGETs and rampant chaos. Despite the differences, however, most /b/tards agreed it was a lulzy event.
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Differences between '06-'07 Raids
Win
| '06- Multiple closings of the Pool, maintenance stops the entire server multiple times. | '07- Same as '06, but with moar win attached because of "International Afro Day". |
| '06- Mods fail at banning. | '07- Mods fail EPICALLY at banning. |
| '06- /b/lockading of the Pool completed | '07- /b/lockading of the Pool successful |
| BONUS PRIZE!: | '07- The option to be nigra black was turned off in the US for a period of a few hours. |
Fail
| '06- In the '06 Raid, it was planned out enough WHAR to stand to /b/lock the pool. | '07- This time, multiple New/Gaiafags who wanted to get in on the action stood in various areas, and danced instead of /b/locking. |
| '06- |
'07- FAGGERY DAGGERY DOO Newfags decided saying "4chan.org /b/ wins" to reveal the nigras is A-OK |
| '06- Completed Swastigets, organization great. | '07- Little-to-no Swastigets. Half-Swastigets are not wins, faggots. |
Images from the War Front
Epic ownage
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His name is not "Nigra Jim", you cunts.
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Habbo's closed!!
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Hotel is closed.
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Habbo message.
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Supreme Victoly!
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Epic win for anonymous.
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Where da white women at?
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Habbo is closed. Press B to begin a new quest.
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FUCKING WIN!
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Habbo's closed.
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The truth about AIDS
- Undacovahbro.JPG
Undercover /b/rother
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Proof of Habbocalypse Now. A FUCKIN' TIGER.
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Blog on Habbo UK before the Raid
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Delicious Prince copypasta
Mod_FAIL, Racism, and /b/anhammer
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Habbo Mods Oppose Literacy
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How Many Nigras? OVER 9000!!!!!
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The Mods arrogantly answering the question.
another habbo message
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The Habbo mods fail again.
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Onoez a Mod
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O RLY?
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The Mods must be crazy!
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Habbo mods attempting to downplay the /b/lockaids.
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Why not call it Nigra day?
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The mods' last ditch effort fails.
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Mods Send Out Message Again.
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Except being not racist, mods obviously can't type fast too.
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Mod Cleo loves the, "AFROS."
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Mod-Cleo fails once more.
- Racist Mods.gif
Racism in da hood
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GB2africa
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And you thought the Jews were bad
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LOL Racist Canadians
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One of the first to fall
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B& Hammer Again
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B&
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B&
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/B/& from Jabbo.
- Habbo 2 day ban.PNG
nigras been waiting 200 years for freedom from the oppressive ways of the white man, you think 2 days gonna slow us down?
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That's really racist.
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The Mods fail.
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The Mods still fail.
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Supposedly, the Habbo Staff lives 2 days in the future.
SwastiGET (successful)
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THE RETURN
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A True Swastiget
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Canadian SwastiGET
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Typical French Server
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Canadian SwastiGET
UK Pool Swastiget
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Finally a successful swastiget...
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A rare swastiget.
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Swastiget at the pool.
SwastiGET (attempted)
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Raiders Fail Epically at Swastiget.
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Another failed swastika.
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Typical Frenchies; Falling to Nazis again
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Failed swastiget.
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Some kind of maze?
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Omgwtfsquare?
Pool /b/lockage
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An epic /b/lockade of the Habbosphere pool.
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Anal /b/lackage
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EPIC DOORGET
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ITS OVAR!
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FUCK. HE GOT US THERE.
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4.30 a.m. EST. The pool is closed... again.
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The return of the fowlfro
- WINNAGE.JPG
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German /b/rothers hailing at Afroduck, hoping for /b/lack up.
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Habbo.fr screencap
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Habbo.fr screencap
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French Surrendering Again
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Have a happy day too...bitch
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An AIDS victims head explodes
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Poor Habbofags. Don't know why we are keeping them safe.
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- Stingraids!.JPG
Steve Irwin shows up to warn others of stingrays.
Random /b/lockage
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Sakura Garden pwnd by Nigras.
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Rooftop is overwhelmed by Nigras.
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OH GODS THE SPAM
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"I never wanted to be your weekend brotha..."
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We're getting deleted. OH NOES!
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Hallway jammed. Instant win.
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Roof is closed
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Rooftop's closed.
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Stupid whiteys can't help them except for shooting us.
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Librarys closed. Also, newfags breaking rules 1 and 2
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Spoiler warning!
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Looks like someone got a little butthurt when they learned that Hermione dies in book 7. Oh well, silent protest.
- Potter-fan tries to defy anon with spells.JPG
An unsuccessful attempt by a habbofag to remove nigras.
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Library's closed.
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Habbo.fr Roof
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Lounge's closed.
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Target's closed.
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Crouching habbo, hidden nigra.
- Desu!.JPG
Two /b/rothas successfully /b/locking a door.
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Sun terrace's closed.
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This room was another victim of AIDS, thus it had to be closed
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Shoop has been whooped.
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Multiplex's closed.
- Habbolulz1.jpg
Dancefloor's closed. (AIDS)
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Dance floor's closed.
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Gay disco's closed.
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Theres nonthing you can do.
- 7-12-2007-habbo.ca-oasis.jpg
- Aidsraidsstingraids2.jpg
Habbo gets rickroll'd.
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If Nigras had been around in the 1800's, Abraham Lincoln wouldn't have died. John Wilkes Booth would've had to wait like all habbos.
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The July 2007 Raid saw the rise of the Wigra.
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Hallway's closed.
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- SerenityTeaRoom.JPG
Serenity Tea Room's closed.
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Nigras /b/lackade the Nokia Room
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Nokia's closed.
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This Room was a victim of bird flu, and then it was quarantined
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Stair's closed.
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Welcome room /b/lockade
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Nigras scaring pizzas
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Closing Habbo, one nigra at a time.
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Alloy Lounge's closed.
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Gaming Lobby's closed.
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Y DO U HATE!?
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Taunting habbo's crips & bloods.
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Even private rooms deserve a warning of the AIDS.
- Aidsraidsstingraids4.jpg
Nigga stole mah room!
Nigras take on the White Devil.
Epic pre-Raid propaganda video
Videos of the raid
The Great Habbo Hotel Raid Pool's Closed 07baleeted!!
External links
A Call To Arms - The Great Habbo Raid Of July 2008
The Great Habbo Raid of July 2008
"Remember us". As simple an order as a /b/rother can give. "Remember why we were b&". For we don't wish tribute or song. No monuments, no songs of war and valour. Our wish is simple: "Remember us". That is our hope. Should any free soul come across that place, in all the countless centuries and GETS yet to be, may all our voices whisper to you from the ageless interbutt: Go tell the /b/tards, passer-by, that here by habbo law we lie.
New Frontiers. Classic Lulz. - Canada's Closed
Raid '08 gets a reaction a week early.
SPCHabbo's tl;dr "strategy" against /b/lockers. - It's apparently a seekrit strategy, but their amazing advice is to "not approach the gangs as they may be carrying a weapon" and to "call the police or talk to the staff".
| The Great Habbo Raid of July 2007 is part of a series on the Habbo raids. | [Expand] |
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Afroduck • Duncan • EFG Day Raid 07 • Habbo Hotel • Habbo /B/lockade • The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006 • The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006/LOL • The Great Habbo Raid of July 2007 • The Great Habbo Raid of July 2008 • The Great Habbo Raid of July 2010 • The Great Habbo Raid of July 2015 • The Great Habbo Raid of July 2016 • MLK day raid • Thelostcup • Nigras • Nigras of Doom • Pool's Closed • A Shameful Failure • Bobba Bar |
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