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The Boondocks
The Boondocks was originally a comic series created by black person Aaron McGruder, and evolved into a nigger show. Surprisingly, this show doesn't suck, unlike the rest of Adult Swim. Which is why it takes until the season is over before it comes on with any type of regularity. It is a double combo of animu and niggers which should suck like your mom on a Friday night but, it doesn't, most times anyway.
Commonly trying to be socially conscientious with out being too preachy it basically becomes a set formula:
| it will start: | Climax: | then will end: | |
| If the episode is about Huey | Him being moralistic and preachy | Animu-style fighting | Him being moralistic and preachy |
| If the episode is about Riley | with him being a nigger | with him being a nigger | with him being a nigger |
| If the episode is about Grandad. | him whining about being old | gets a girl, fucks her | Loses her, starts over |
| If the episode is about Uncle Ruckus | lulzy racism | lulzy racism | lulzy racism |
Contents
Features
- Gangstas wannabes
- Movie References
- Wiggers
- Pop culture references
- Senile men wincing and prancing around naked
- References to gay rappers
- Bitches and their pimp daddies
- Black celebrity reference/cameo/parody
- Facebook/Myspace
- IRL niggas doing their lulzy shit in animated form
Boondocks Drama
As with all things good there are numerous forces that try to change it into something more wholesome and less derisive. Between BET, Al Sharpton, and the Washington Post all complaining about the content of the show to the point that any lulz that came for the show should have been drained and replaced with anti-lulz, but the show managed to successfully troll IRL for 3 seasons. The crowning achievements being :
- Saying Jesus was black and Ronald Reagan was the devil
- Calling New Orleans niggers lazy
- Have Martin Luther King say nigger
- Hitting Rosa Parks with a piece of chicken
- A leftist program not having a circle jerk about Obama
- Calling prominent black celebrities gay
- Chris Hansen gets raped by nigga
- Calling BET, McDonalds, Nike, and many professional sports the root of all that's wrong with black people
Most people who haven't seen the show see it as:
| care about Black people: | don't care about Black people: | |
| If White people... | they're stupid | they're racist |
| If Black people... | they're going to die | they're Uncle Toms/Niggaz |
And they are sort of right.
Main Characters
- Huey Freeman The main character, a genius nigger who has talent with martial arts, samurai swords and unnatural penchant for conspiracy theories, the latter of which has some influence over his wanting to ignite a black, socialist revolution. He narrates most episodes and gives away plot twists. Along with that, he is easily the most serious character in the show and rarely is directly responsible for any lulz, as he is often the voice of reason and self-righteous. He is the authoritarian to his younger brother. His afro is also always blown out.
- Weapon: Anything weeaboo
- Lulz Rating: 2/10, he makes a good joke here and there but he's a moralfag so it usually gets lost in his preaching.
- Action Rating: 7/10, He fights when necessary but, a lot of times he just gets his ass whooped, but looks cool doing it.
- Riley Freeman A typical nigger who is fond of and tries to live by the gangsta lifestyle. Despite his young age, he can inexplicably guide gangs of thugs, wiggers, and wigger thugs. His usual followers are two recently returned Iraq War veterans (voiced by Samuel L. Jackson and Eddie Murphy's brother Charlie, despite the characters being 20 something year old wiggers) or a trio of rappers called the Lethal Interjection Crew or the kids of Woodcrest, through the suburban streets of Woodcrest. He is a frequent user of firearms but, being a nigger this is not that surprising. Also surprising is the fact that he is one of the few niggers on the show shown to be able to use a computer.
- Weapon: Fist, Guns and Chairs
- Lulz Rating: 10/10, 1st episode he shot someone through a window. 10 episodes later he tried to kidnap Oprah. 'nuff said.
- Action Rating: 5/10, While he is the /b/ of the show that is double edged as he tends to stay out of most violent situations when it looks like he might get his ass whooped. He didn't win a fight until season 3.
- Robert "Bitches" Jebidiah Freeman is busy telling everyone how hard he had it, how much of a hero he was, and generally being an annoying old man. He has the task of raising the kids at the best of his capacity, which means that they are left for themselves except when he needs help on the computer. He enjoys dancing around in his underwear and trolling Facebook and Myspace for young wimmins and then telling people about his sexual exploits.
- Weapon: Belt
- Lulz Rating: 5/10 Most of his lulz come from him beating Riley or arguing with Ruckus or any one else, but it didn't take long for it to become boring.
- Action Rating: 9/10 He's the admin of the show. Hell, in the stinkmeaner trilogy, he killed a black person, sent him back to hell, and then sent his friends to jail.
- Uncle Ruckus A HUGE FAT BALD NIGGER. Basically, he's a black white-supremacist. He hates black people when he is clearly the darkest character in the show. Has a penchant for attempting to appease the white man and claims to be of Irish, French and Cherokee descent. It is seen in an episode that his mother raised him to believe he was white and that she herself was an aunt Jemina (uncle tom)
- Weapon: Racist Trolling
- Lulz Rating: 10/10 The most hated character on the show and IRL. Good Job
- Action Rating: 2/10 had 1 episode where he fought Huey and that ended in a draw. The next time he was brought up in a fight he was jumped by 3 old niggas.
- Tom Dubois The nigga named Tom, with a white wife and his mixed daughter named Jasmine and relatively normal except for his fear of prison. The most boring character in the show. His daughter is constantly shipped with the Freeman boys and his wife... well just assume the worst. In the Season three opener Tom was dubbed a lamer version of Barack Obama.
- Weapon: Manly Tears
- Lulz Rating: When he was possessed by Colonel H. Stinkmeaner 10/10 any other time he is EFG
- Action Rating: See previous rating.
- Colonel H. Stinkmeaner a.k.a the most lulzy thing about the series. Riley mixed with Uncle Ruckus is not as lulzy as this one character. He was the only character to take on the entire Freeman family and almost win. Yes, that's right! Huey, Riley, and Grandad combined couldn't beat him until Riley smashed him in the head 3 times with lamps.
- Weapons: Whatever he wants Bitch NIGCKAH
- Lulz Rating: 10/1 (Logarithmic scale)
- Action Rating: 9001/10
- Thugnificent or you can call him by his government name: Otis Jenkins, is a former rapper who grew up in Georgia's WORST city: Terra-Belle. He was once rich enough to have multiple statues of him and a swimming pool with slides and 400 hoes but his career was ruined by Auto-tune and rap beef with a 15 year old nigga that "sounds like he got a nipple in 'is mouth".
- Weapons: The Lethal Interjections
- Lulz Rating: 9/11
- Action Rating: 2/10
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The Boondocks and The White Man
While the show started off as a preachy nigger loving circle jerk it quickly became an effective trolling effort against just about everyone , but especially blacks. The show while painting whites with a broad brush, shows nigger as overly indulgent, idiotic, false intellectuals, booty chasing, homophobic, closet-faggots who honestly shouldn't be able to function in daily life.White people have become the surrogate for black people as they are seen as relatively ignorant to the world around them and just wanting whats best for them. In fact the show rarely has a white antagonist and even then, they act like niggers.
The nigger behind the making of the show
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Rule 34
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See Also
External Links
Aaron McGruder's MySpace
- Boondocks Bootleg - The Unofficial Official Blog of The Boondocks
- Official Site
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