⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
|You may have been looking for Margaret Thatcher. If so, then you should have just gone to that fucking page.|
Thatcher, originally "Thatcher131", was the Final Boss of all Wikipedo Checkusers, and once you beat him, you were quite close to winning The Game as there are only a few bosses of higher stature on Wikipedia that you have to beat to unlock the hidden secrets of this text-based MMORPG and finally give the wiki, and by extension the entire web, freedom. He wrote this crap in 2008, which his Wiki-Fiends pointed to as proof that he was "trusthworthy" so they made him an Arbcom clerk and gave him oversight power. Great idea!
Unlike Alison, whom we can at least feel a moderate degree of sympathy for due to her postings on the Wikipedia Review and Wikipediocracy, Thatcher is a heartless soul who delights in crushing his enemies, although on a good day Avril Lavigne can K.O. his evil, psychotic cold heart. (She would never suck his meatflap, however. No one would.) One thing's certain: Thatcher thought the penis-head of Essjay tasted like caramel popcorn, because he did and said whatever Essjay wanted. (And later deleted all of it, when Essjay fell like a turd-burglar off a building.) So the Big EJ made him the head of all the checkusers.
Thatcher used his minions such as NawlinWiki to conduct the small tasks for him, so that he can take on the big guns, like open proxies, which if you try to edit Wikipedia from, you'll find that Thatcher has often blocked it. This means that this internet tough guy is pretty much solely responsible for keeping both ordinary citizens of China and those who wish to upload illegal content away from Wikipedia, although in theory the latter could manage on a non-proxy if they did not fear the partyvan.
It is believed that Thatcher is an employee of the Internet Watch Foundation and an agent of the FBI on the side as well. Apart from his paranoia, he's apparently a nameless and worthless middle-aged white male with a science degree who has faeled in his academic "career", and then tried to spew all over Jimbotits and suck Essjay's magic foreskin instead. Having faeled at that as well, he basically bailed outta Wikipedia in 2012.
- Permanently semi-protected user page.
- Permanently semi-protected user talk page.
- List of accounts that he's crushed recently.
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