Thanks Obama is a forced meme that originated from the autism-filled depths of Reddit and Tumblr. It consists of random .GIFs uncreatively annotated with "Thanks Obama", in an attempt to blame our glorious Muslim Communist Kenyan Premier Barack Obama for everything that goes wrong in an Americunt's typical, mundane life. Rather than admitting that their failure is a result of laziness, obesity, and spending their whole days watching NASCAR and porn, narcissistic Americunts resort to blaming a nigger for all of their problems, failing to realize that niggers are incapable of doing anything significant, positive or negative.
The meme is a .GIF, viewable to only those in the know, so there is no chance that it will ever become popular with 13-year-old boys or NORPs. Its widespread popularity is mostly due to the fact that blaming Barrack Obama gives white people the same feeling of joy that women and blacks get when they rebel against imaginary oppression, despite the fact the former of the two actually has a higher chance to go to college than males and the latter possesses a higher voter turn out rate than whites, mostly because a nigger was running for office.
How It Happens
“It looks delicious” you say to your magnificent wife as you gaze down at the warm meal she places in front of you, but as you glance back at up her you notice her petite body trembling. “What is the matter?” you timidly ask her, as a single tear drop falls down into her lap, “I’m….I’m having an affair” she replies. “WHAT, WITH WHO??” you shout across the dinning table, “our daughter..” she whispers back. Immediately, you jump out of your seat and run upstairs to your cabinet, over your wife’s wailing,and fumble with the handle in rage, “this is his doing” you mutter as, filled with with bad intentions, you pull out your 50 caliber Dessert Eagle. She rushes upstairs to stop you, but oh no you put lead between her eyes before she can even try to beg for mercy; however, your rage is not quenched and you bust open your daughter’s bedroom and put more holes in her than a Mexican constructed shed. Finally, you put the gun up to your head and as your finger is twitching you whisper “thanks…obama..” Still don't think it could happen to you?
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