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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Tegan and Sara
Tegan and Sara Quin are identical lesbian twins from Canada who sing in the indie-pop duo called Tegan and Sara. Tegan and Sara have toured extensively, sampling vaginal fluid from Australia to France. Tegan and Sara have a huge fan base amongst angsty teenage bi-sexual emos, which yields a juicy trolling crop. Being mystical granola-fed moon maidens from Vancouver Island, they rightly understand a young black man doesn't deserve money. So they started a flame/blog/twitter war with Tyler the Creator. He invited them to sample his dick, which despite being dykes they still recognized as disappointing and unsatisfying. Like all of his kind, Tyler was too lazy to keep going, and gave up after a day.
Tegan and Sara
Born in Canada, Tegan and Sara loved two things from a young age: indie music and pussy. Whilst still in High School they started a failure of a band called PLUNK, named after the sound a double ended dildo makes when it is plunged into two identical twin sisters, which failed to have a bassist or a drummer. Regardless of this setback, they managed to record 3 demo albums at their Canadian school. Their albums were totally not a bunch of Weezer rip-offs, despite them being named Red Album and Yellow Album and so-forth. It is believed that Tegan and Sara were planning to announce their homosexuality by creating a myriad of shit indie in all the colors of the fag rainbow.
Tegan and Sara proved that they are women and will suck Chris Walla's cock to get what they want. They went straight for Neil Young and got signed. They started touring and recorded 5 albums of whingy, lesbian, hipster crap with the help of Death Cab for Cutie, Weezer, and AFI members.
So blame them.
Tegan and Sara are gay.
Tegan and Sara's parents have won the sexuality lottery. Whilst the prevalence of male homosexuality is 10.3% of the population, the prevalence of true and honest homosexuality amongst women is a mere 7.7%. So not only are Tegan and Sara identical twins, of which only 4 per 1000 births in the USA are, they both also fall within the slim 7.7% of women who are exclusively homosexual. This leads one to think of their parents as some sort of faggot cloning device, which is a fair assumption.
Joining the likes of Tegan and Sara in this awesome list is:
- The Jonas Brothers
- Bob Dylan
- The Faint
- The Doors
- The Strokes
- Panic at the Disco
Notably, Elton John is on this list twice, for, and I quote, being really gay. The good people at LGW are also appealing for more gay bands to add to the list! Be sure to help them out by sending an email to [email protected]!
Twitter and Prop 8
Tegan and Sara are known twitfags, posting random bullshit about faggotry that no one but angsty teenage bi-curious hipsters care about. Doing so has landed them on a list of the hottest lesbians to follow! Along with Ellen DeGeneres, Kate Clinton and Rachel Maddow, they join a prestigious list of bulldykes whom collectively clog the tubes with their menstruation fueled gay agenda.
Tegan and Sara, although both living in Canadia, were in California when Prop 8, which would have legalized gay marriage was over-turned. Unfortunately for them, Prop 8 does not legalize the marriage between gay, fisting, lesbian sisters.
Tegan and Sara are no strangers to the limelight, having appeared on Letterman, Leno, Conan O'Brian and other talk shows numerous times. Not to mention their music making appearances on TV shows such as Grey's Anatomy, Being Erica, The Hills, What's New Scooby Doo, Ghost Whisperer, The L Word, Veronica Mars and One Tree Hill.
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