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    Teabagging

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    In a nutshell

    "Teabagging" (Also known as T-bagging) is possibly one of the most overused way to generate lulz after killing or getting killed within a videogame. Its so old that its not funny anymore. Seriously: Only 13 year olds find it funny. Most people also teabag because they are most likely gay. The action often occurs on games like Gaylo, Cock of Duty, Gears of Gayness, and sometimes even on Roller Coaster Tycoon. Most the time, players do this as they are to pussy to say anything, and the only insult they know is to teabag. Tea bagging is not to be confused with what those damn brits use.

    Definition

       
     
    Teabagging is a slang term for the act of a man placing his scrotum in the mouth and on or around the face (including the top of the head) of another person, often in a repeated in-and-out motion. The practice resembles dipping a tea bag into a cup of tea.
     

     
     

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    History

    Teabagging started when the first faggot used it and thought it was funny. Nobody knows when It was first used but it was probably in Halo, as the possible mixture of multiplayer, crouching, and a camera that fixed your corpse after getting Pwned but there are older games that may have had these. Though some suggest that there is evidence that Teabagging may have first occurred thousands of years ago, invented by the first fag. Regardless, this act of IRL faggotry has found its way into videogames.

    How to Teabag

    Before you perform this ritual, make sure the game supports the following features:

    • Repeated crouching
    • A fixed camera on your dead corpse
    • Mutliplayer (Needed for lulz)

    Boot the game up and proceed with the following:

    1. Kill another player
    2. Stand over their corpse (Line your groin up with their head)
    3. Crouch
    4. Stand up
    5. Repeat steps 3 and 4 repeatedly and rapidly until the victim respawns
    6. ????
    7. PROFIT

    IRL

    Same as above but 1 is optional and 5 does not include the end.

    Note

    Most teabags can also technically be considered as fail. This is because most people have their pants on, thus not rubbing the sack on the face. But if you DO go so far as to do take your garments off for this, you're seriously gay.

    Teabagging in videogames

    Seriously, what retard that plays Halo hasn't been teabagged? Simply playing the damn game tells us that your asking for it. Playing online in many videogames on the Xcocks 360 and Gaystation 3 will eventually make you fall victim. Face it, its bound to happen and has the potential to kill moar people then AIDS and Cancer. If you have not been teabagged, then someone in your game has not thought of doing it yet, but it will happen eventually unless not possible (see above). PC gamers aren't safe either, WoW faggots have also adopted to the ritual, as well as other online games such as Counter Strike and other Online adaptions. Face it, play online and you run the risk of getting bagged...

    What happends when you get Teabagged

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    Teabagging will fuck you up.

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    Teabagging is part of a series on MMORPGs. [Gratz!Ding!]
    Forerunners:

    AngbandDiabloDungeons & DragonsFATALRagnarokRogueWarhammer 40,000

    MMORPGs:

    Age of ConanAnarchy OnlineCity of HeroesConquer OnlineDark Age of CamelotDarkfallEarth EternalEVE OnlineEverQuestEverQuest IIFinal Fantasy XIFinal Fantasy XIVFree RealmsHero OnlineLifeMapleStoryMinecraftPangyaRagnarok OnlineRuneScapeRuby Dragon EntertainmentSilkroad OnlineStar Wars: The Old RepublicTabula RasaToontownUltima OnlineWikipediaWorld of WarcraftWWII Online

    Semi-MMORPGs:

    Diablo IIDiablo IIIEndless OnlineFurcadiaGaia OnlineGraalGuild WarsKingdom of LoathingProgress QuestSecond LifeTibiaWar Thunder

    Developers:

    Blizzard EntertainmentJagexSony Online Entertainment

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    Featured article August 11 through August 13, 2020
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