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TARYN HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR FIVE COUNTS OF AGGRAVATED EXPLOITATION OF A MINOR DECEMBER 2015
Taryn is basically the furry fandom's biggest slut (until someone worse is found, though it's very unlikely). Some people knew he was one of the biggest whores of the fandom already, but the faggot recently brought his retardation into public and raised himself to a whole new level: by attempting to arrange a fucking bukkake 'party' amongst his closest dick-sucking comrades (read: openly inviting foolish cum-guzzling furfags on a once-private LJ-entry of his), with him in the middle of this magnificent virgin sperm fountain he was planning for God fucking knows how long.
Did we mention that shriveled set of junk of his might actually contain STDS? Yeeeeeah -- definitely not something you want to bring with you in your little party bag while you make your way over to the mrrrfhurfyyiffyiffy^-^ "crazy, free-for-all bareback fuckfest" you've shamelessly decided to participate in. Try not to nab any leaking ulcers on your sack or have your dick rot out once you get in, okay?
Oh wait... It appears that the 'The 2nd annual Wah-kakke & Wah-bang Party~!' has been cancelled. Massive boner kill, bro. Better luck next y-- wait, 2nd annual? What the fuck? This happened once already? Fucking furries and their uncontrolled and rampant AIDS-fests.
JizzCon '09: How It All Started
Already known to some as Mahoumikekun or the "AIDS version of Typhoid Mary" , Taryn got his fifteen minutes of infamy in June 2009, when he announced to the Interwebs that he was hosting a barebacking orgy party at that year's Anthrocon - and everyone was invited! The catch? You have to bring a doctor's note to make sure you're free of diseases! (He wanted to make sure to give you all of HIS diseases firsthand, natch.) Oh, and as "payment" to enter this all-exclusive club, you had to jizz on him.
Yep: Taryn, being the sexually obsessed individual that he is, thought that it would be a GREAT idea to organise a party where sex, drugs, and alcohol could all mix in harmony! (Not realising that such a combination would lead to AIDS and BAWWWing. And that the last time he'd tried this, it ended in failure.) So the dumbfuck directed his browser to the honorable community of show_yer_sheath, the furfag's Livejournal community equivalent of show_your_penis, where he proceeded to write this entry:
Needless to say, a shitton of people within the fandom caught onto this pretty quick (either because they were as interested in Taryn as fat black women are of KFC, or because they weren't interested at all and needed a good laugh at a dumbfuck's expense), and the story of Typhoid Taryn's party plans were openly mocked by pretty much everyone who heard about it.
Taryn tries - and fails at - defending himself
So after getting mocked to Hell and back, Taryn tries to clear the air:
Yep, that's right, he thought he was planning his gay orgy very responsibly. Essentially, Taryn tried to use the good ol' "let's divert attention from my attempting to infect people with STDs by pretending that there's animal fucking in pretty much everyone room parties!" ploy to get everyone on his side. Everyone didn't get on his side; in fact, most people were left to wonder just how much lower Taryn's IQ could get.
And they were answered soon after, when Typhoid Taryn made this announcement:
In one way, it's good that he canceled this, since that means furries who were actually interested in getting STDs from a fucking slut would naturally BAWWWWWW all about it. However, it also means that Anthrocon would be devoid of an extra source of drama, what with the cops going to be lurking around thanks to Alan the Kidfucking Panda and PETA getting pissed off at congoers for possibly using real fur in their fursuits.
It has been confirmed that the 'wah' is in fact positive. HIV positive in fact.
You think that the JizzCon '09 idea was the only stupid thing that Taryn has done in the past involving sex? Ohhh no! We're just getting started right here! While the drama involving Taryn is just truly getting delved into now, some furs and anons have been trying their hardest to get their hands on some juice. People have come from all around to reveal and tell their story on some embarrassing things this panda has done. Stuff that includes:
It should be noted that Taryn is such a slut that he will contact random strangers and former enemies via text message to try and yiff with them, as seen here. That's right: Typhoid Taryn actually sent out a mass message to over twenty people, including a guy he hates and swore off talking to, in an attempt to get them to bunghole his tight ass. When confronted about the subject, he simply shrugged his cumstained shoulders and said:
That's right. This man is actually so desperate for sex, he'll forgive all past grievances and actually expect even his worst enemies to bone him.
In another brazen Livejournal post about him, it has also been revealed that apparently, poor twinky little Taryn can't get it up! No wonder he's on the fucking bottom. He couldn't tap any ass if he wanted to!
In reponse to this alligation, Taryn responds saying it was an ingrown hair.
Apparently he had multiple boyfriends during this time that he managed to keep a secret. http://cowboyfromheck.livejournal.com/206832.html?view=466672 As mentioned above, one of them had given him money for treatment from an STD, but instead he spent the money on art commissions.
Apparently, this isn't the only fuckparty Taryn hasn't gone to in the past. During Furry Weekend Atlanta 2009, another shitty furcon, Taryn and his neophyte hugbox came an hour late to some sex party, which had already gotten started and was involving three people. Instead of joining into the bukkake, Taryn decides to sit on the sidelines and instead talk about every person he banged instead of actually fucking the other people. As if this douchebag couldn't be conceited enough as it is!
When he was finally asked to leave, he blamed this chastising upon his OH SO GREAT reputation and became extremely offended. In fact, this bawwwfest was so great, that even one of his dippy "friends" came back the next day to the partygoers and apologised for Taryn's shite behaviour. If that isn't sad enough as it is, I don't know what is.
Of course, when confronted by this, Taryn of course denies this. He simply said that he wasn't attracted to the other members of the party. Uh-huh, yeah. Why he didn't just leave is only scraping the very tip of the iceberg in this mountain full of lies. In fact, he says that he actually started grinding on his porn-star mate, but the partygoers said to him that they were "getting ready to leave", so he had to go to. He then blames this whole debacle on the fact that we are all jealous of his skanky ass and that he knows that deep down inside, he is a great and responsible person. Riiiiight...
Just so you know how he look like.
OH GOD THAT FACE!
Okay, we better stop here or this could segue into Male Jailbait.
yeah, he does it to himself.
Where You Can Find the Dumbass Twink
- Child molestation news story
- His retarded red panda fursona
- OH GOD HE UPLOADS PORN OF HIS FAGGOTY ASS GET THE BARF BAGS OUT
- More fucking porno of him
- The YIFFY chatroom where the slut likes to frequent. Note, motherfuckingshittons of drama MAY get your account banned, but it's worth it to torment the slut while he tries to e-fuck everything in sight and cause drama over not getting enough penis.
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