Sweet Cakes

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The worst place on Earth according to faggots.

Sweet Cakes by Melissa was a small, family-owned bakery in Gresham, Oregon, that was shut down following a prolonged harassment campaign that was perpetrated against the business by a pair of lesbian hambeasts named Rachel Bowman and Laurel Cryer who were mad that the bakery had politely declined to bake a cake for their dyke wedding.

After being denied their God-given right to force a family-owned local bakery to bake them a cake, Rachel and Laurel "accidentally" ended up filing a lawsuit against Sweet Cakes and its redneck christfag owners, Melissa Klein and her husband Aaron Klein. In their suit, Rachel and Laurel actually had the cojones to claim that being denied a cake caused both of them to become morbidly obese and that the experience of being denied a dumb fucking cake was akin to being "Mentally Raped" by the Kleins.

Of course, being the smoldering radioactive crater that is Oregon, the progressive libtard hipster judge who presided over the case predictably decided to side with the ocean mammals who had belittled rape victims instead of siding with either the law, common sense or the Constitution of the United States of America. For committing the heinous criminal act of not consenting to bake a cake for some fat lesbos, the Kleins were fined $135,000 and were eventually forced to shut down Sweet Cakes entirely.

You've Both Had Enough Cake

You can see its arm hair...


Lisa Fatson of Cupcake Jones

This business has been found GUILTY OF DISCRIMINATION and is being allowed to fundraise to pay their penalty. The gofundme terms of service address hate speech, bigotry, criminal activity and sexism among other things in their campaign … The amount of money they have raised in a matter of a few hours by thousands of anonymous cowards is disgusting.


Fb-favicon.png Lisa Cuntson, being a cunt

After careful review by our team, we have found the ‘Support Sweet Cakes By Melissa’ campaign to be in violation of our Terms and Conditions. The money raised thus far will still be made available for withdrawal. While a different campaign was recently permitted for a pizzeria in Indiana, no laws were violated and the campaign remained live. However, the subjects of the ‘Support Sweet Cakes By Melissa’ campaign have been formally charged by local authorities and found to be in violation of Oregon state law concerning discriminatory acts. Accordingly, the campaign has been disabled.


—GoFagMe, caving to the demands of fat liberal terrorists


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