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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Suede Bear is possibly the hardest motherfucker who ever lived. Like all wicked men he has given himself a nickname which will strike terror into the hearts of his enemies - the Teddy Bear. On the front of his LJ profile is a small piece of text:
Mr. Bear Himself
Mr. Teddy combines everything all the sickest of the sick aspects of the furry fandom, including but not limited to:
Suede Bear is also a fat faggot, an alcoholic and a drug addict as well as having a fetish for piercings and Nazi uniforms. His attempts to prove how fucking badass he is are only emphasized by the fact he also likes to pretend he's a baby bear cub and swears at anyone who dares to suggest otherwise.
It's quite possible Suede Bear will not be with us for very long. Not only is he is a heavy drinker with heart and kidney problems, his boyfriend has also left him and his father is on the verge of death. So just like TheAmazingAtheist - another bear wallowing in his own shit - he decides to declare his stupidity on the internet.
Strangely Suede Bear also claims to be a mulatto - which may explain his love of Nazism and why he's as white as the spunk splattered all over his bedsheets. But if a faggot can love a Nazi why not a black person too?
Recently another LJ user called miriena found this big ol' bear wandering aimlessly around the internet mumbling something about watching Captain Kangaroo having an enema, and decided to post this steaming sack of lulz for the rest of the web to laugh at.
However like all the baddest, meanest, cruelest men who have ever walked the planet Suede Bear will block users who write nasty things on his journal. That'll show 'em.
How do I Spike Arms?
Recently Suede Bear has announced he wants to implant spikes in his arms down to the bone. There have been a few suggested reasons as to why he would do such a thing:
- To scrape the shit off his furry arse
- To slash his own throat open
- To open the caps on his beer bottles
- To help hang himself on his custom-made crucifix
- To help hang onto his buddies during buttsecks
Big Bad Bear Himself
—We care about you enough to have your very own article.
- His LiveJournal
- His entry of failure. Just like his sex life.
- Complaining about your heart and kidneys will earn you no sympathy here . . .
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