⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Stuxnet✡ is a computer worm created last Thursday by Israel's Jewish Internet Defense Force and some other hackers on steroids, in retribution to Iran's president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's latest trolling attempts. This includes making a speech at a UN conference about how Jews are responsible for 9/11, and threatening to throw a stone at Israel across the Labanese border soon when he'll be there, like the typical Jew he is.
The Drama Begins
In September 2010, war was beginning. A Windows-specific computer worm infiltrated Iran's Bushehr Nuclear Power Plant computers (which all run illegal copies of Windows 98), and began sabotaging the power plant's control systems. It was discovered after all the computers went into the Blue Screen of Death mode. The final confirmation came when Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu sent an IM to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, stating "All your nuclear reactorz are belong to us". The Persians soon assembled their local Geek Squad unit, but because they were constantly fapping to pr0n they weren't able to tame the wild worm and the launching of the nuclear reactor was delayed.
It is believed that, just like catching AIDS from a whore, the infection had originated from Russian laptops belonging to Russian contractors at the site of Bushehr power plant. You know what this means. HOLY SHIT JEWS CONTROL RUSSIA TOO!!!!!!!11
- Jewish Internet Defense Force
- Megaphone Desktop Tool
- HACKERS ON STEROIDS
- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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