⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Stæphen Harper, (Also goes by "Stephen The Salvador" by Western Canadians, most commonly Albertans, the redneck Canadians, "That smirking, fundie, Asshole" by Eastern Canadians, and "Who!? Is that some televangelist!?" by Americans, and Ben Dingprivacylaws), is the current and 22nd Dictator of Cænada, and the current leader of the Conservatives party. Some of his achievements include replacing all the pictures of Past PM's with pictures of just himself, eliminating funding for
Sisters In Spirit, an organization helping out the investigation into over 600 killed Aboriginal girls and women anything not related to his god, oil, and attempting to buy 65 stealth fighter jets with 29 billion dollars. But above all, he is most well known for being the leader of Canada. That's it.
His enemies include
Jack Layton of the NDPDEAD, Mario Beaulieu of the Bloc Québécois, and some old political whore skanking up The Liberal Party. Stephen Harper has also announced his support for Romney/Ryan 2012. (lol)
On January 3rd, 2006, Stephen achieved status of high pimp of Canada, fucking nearly 420 bitches, twice more than Paul Martin of the Liberal Party, the controlled opposition. He instituted the popular "Don't Ask, More Tits" policy, inspired by that of his foreign trade partner and Conservative buddy, Goergey W. Bush. This rule which applied to Schools, Hospitals, Train Stations, Military Bases And Schools, and of course, and most notably, office buildings, was Stephen Harper's attempt at converting the Homosexual youth and populace, through means of Fiscal Conservatism, Christianity, and Strippers.