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Starkiller88 (Bryan Dunsheng See) is a sockpuppet of user Bryan Seecrets, a Wikipedian who hates kittens and has a train and space fetish. When a fellow Wikipedo contradicted him on a minor piece of trivia, Starkiller88 made up an Anonymous operation and wrote an article about it. Also, when a Redditor contradicted him on another shit no one cares about, he made up a mod, one of which based upon a shit movie adaptation of Mortal Engines.
|This person has Assburgers Syndrome, |
so you can't say anything bad! :-(
Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Starkiller set himself apart with a body of work including many speedily deleted articles, plagiarized articles, and self-promoting vanity articles hocking a non-existent sci-fi movie and a FPS you can try at your own risk, ostensibly a prime example of a dramatician. Sadly, upon closer inspection, every one of his edits are about space, video games, trains, or celebrities, indistinguishable from the interests of the average five year old. In particular, Starkiller88 held a pseudo-sexual fascination with space travel. The fact that he had nothing to contribute on the subject became abundantly clear to his fellow editors, who did their level best to keep him occupied by assigning him to bullshit improvement groups about children's books. But due to a combination of autism and a horrible comprehension of the English language, Starkiller88 continued to shit up what was already a festering pile of horse shit to begin with.
In 2012, the Russians (internationally renowned for their technical prowess) managed to get a space probe into low Earth orbit, just short of their goal of fucking Mars. This probe, the Fobos-Grunt, plunged shortly thereafter into the ocean like so many Russian mob victims. This surprised nobody and interested two people at the most, one of whom was Starkiller88, a sockpuppet of Bryan Seecrets. When Wikipedian BatteryIncluded added the fact that no further Fobos missions were planned, Starkiller went fucking batshit. He tried desperately to rationalize hope for a future mission, pointing to the fact that the website for the project had yet to be taken down, ignoring the fact that crashing a couple hundred million dollars of government property into the ocean might keep you from updating a webpage for a few days. Statements pointing to the contrary were ignored entirely, or read and forgotten moments later as his imbecile brain strained itself to make himself the victim in the situation. Incapable of mounting a defense of his actions, he immediately went into offensive mode.
He decided that this was a case for Anonymous, and proceeded to make a twitter account and a shit LiveJournal clone account, in addition to the obligatory Youtube video and AnonNews posting. Surprisingly, Anonymous was too busy working out their high school traumas on a couple of Ohio football players to help Starkiller88 get revenge on a Wikipedia bully. Despite having no support whatsoever, and having done exactly nothing to further the Operation, Starkiller88 decided his efforts deserved a Wikipedia page, which he proceeded to write. Being a figment of Starkiller's imagination, this article met with the same fate as many of his previous contributions, speedy deletion. During the debate, Starkiller admitted to BatteryIncluded that he had concocted the operation to get back at him. BatteryIncluded told him to double or triple his medication intake, sage advice given the circumstances. Starkiller88 took it personal. He started vandalizing Battery's page, calling him stupid and comparing him to a computer virus, and then pleading with same user to save his ass before engaging in serious nonsensical harassment in which he claimed a compulsion to vandalize and blamed him for infecting his computer with malware. He was banned shortly thereafter.
—Starkiller88, quivering in fear
Starkiller88, banned from Wikipedia, defied gravity by rolling his shit uphill to the shining paragon of wit Encyclopedia Dramatica represents, as BDSee. He tried his best to fit in by understanding ED:101 and making that fact abundantly clear. He then shitpost a ton of Malaysian train related articles, useless templates and nonsense bullshit in a sincere effort to fit in. Naturally, he received Editor privilages. His smoldering butthurt lasted a whole three months before it exploded in the form of a shit attack article about BatteryIncluded. The article was indistinguishable from the other unreadable crap output of BDSee, with the exception of suspiciously positive mentions of a Wikipedia user with a similar list of interests as BDSee. It took one google search and three links to discover BDSee's past.
As his unemotive antics became more of a burden to the wiki and he met with more resistance, BDSee began to discover an elaborate conspiracy in place to stifle his contributions and force his suicide via an increase in his medication. The conspiracy spread from an ED user, to an ED editor, ultimately to low earth orbit, where his arch enemy BatteryIncluded lurked in his private space station, hacking ED accounts to make “suicide threats” to an autistic Malaysian. His evidence for a widespread conspiracy to kill him and infect his computer with malware was the picture of a kitten at the top of the article. That picture, which BDSee somehow mistook for a bomb, was all he needed to confirm in his mind that "they" were out to get him. Once BDSee discovered the cabal, he started building walls of illegible crap, the only way to accomplish anything on ED. Strangely, his Great Wall of paranoid warnings and terrified pleadings didn't accomplish his objectives, and he was showered with kittens and invective, and banned twice.
IT BEGINS - BRYAN HAS BEEN BANNED FROM OHINTERNET FOR ONE WEEK AS OF SEPTEMBER 1ST, 2013
After letting his delusional ego run amok over here and getting put into his place repeatedly, Bryan decided to pack his shit and head over to OhInternet. Anything he creates or even touches on any wiki would easily meet the standards, including ED, so it's pretty obvious hes doing the exact same thing now that he's moved onto bigger things. Before getting banned, he tried to redeem himself through this article by inserting more vanity edits, and after getting banned he tried to edit this article once again by pointing his finger at BatteryIncluded. When does this guy give up?
A cruel irony to this left-field saga is now those douchebags have to put up with him, and we get to document it. As seen on his OhI talkpage, he isn't even capable of responding to, or handling, the most polite criticism over what he writes in a timely manner. He sticks out among other users of the site, which really is saying something.
If Bryan does manage to get kicked out of OhInternet, one wonders if he will just have to start his own damn wiki since those seem to be his only outlets. His perception that everyone is against him may leave him with no choice but to do exactly that, however because he is always busy for some reason this venture has yet to be seen.
Despite getting unbanned from ED days ago, Starkiller decided to rejoin ED for Saturday kicks but not before getting his sockpuppet banned (yet again) only a few hours later.
On September 1st in the year of our Lord 2013, he earned himself a nice week-long ban:
21:46, 1 September 2013 F JUNK DUMP (TALK | CONTRIBS) blocked Bryan See (TALK | CONTRIBS) with an expiry time of 1 WEEK (account creation disabled, e-mail blocked) (CALM DOWN)
After getting banned from OhInternet for the first time, Bryan decided to head over to this wiki. It appears that Bryan has made constructive edits to a wiki for once in his life instead of destroying one, which brings up the question of "What was the point in getting banned from three sites in order to expose someone?". Clearly he is capable of using and editing a wiki, yet his personal agenda tends to have the final say in whatever he does when using one. The difference here is now his motives deal with a TV show instead of internet drama.
Gallery Of Diffs
—Ptime chimes in (little does he know that resistance is futile)
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- User:Bryan Seecrets/Fan Wars (2008 film)
- Bryan Seecrets
- His OhInternet account / Contributions
- The man sure like the nickname starkiller
- See the face of madness, photo 4 under 19 November 2011
- Autism student Bryan See cherishing moments IRL
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