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Spite170 is a 20 year old, part-time Tartlet, full-time attention whore. He spends all of his time on devianTART posting his shitty drawings of Eevees and telling everyone how he has cancer and only has until December to live.
Despite being terminally ill, Spite was able to post a journal outlining all of his serious problems. These claims were completely 100% true and not complete lies. Over 9,000 fans gathered at his page to wish him good luck in his miraculous, next-day surgery, in which both of his lungs would be removed and replaced with bio lungs
Alas, after several stupid fuck-ups, like the fact that there's no such thing as a bio-lung, someone soon called him out on his bullshit and drama ensued.
Stephen the Eevee
Like all normal people on the internet, Spite has a fursona, which he happily called 'Stephen' after himself because he shows that he was behind the idea of his sona!, an
eevee flareon mix!- The twat can't make up his fucking mind. Stephen is even a ladies' man, getting it on with all the sexy Eevee girls girls that think the same of their sona's as spite does, Spite170 is now in a very serious relationship with one of his fursona lovers, or bitches.
On the last day of the month of October in the year of 2008, the young English fellow wrote a new journal about the hardships of life; he now had cancer. While at work, Spite thought it would be a great idea to inhale battery acid fumes. Unsurprisingly, it made his tummy feel a bit icky and he passed out before being whisked away in a Waaaambulance. After just one blood test, Spite's doctor concluded he had lung cancer, because you no longer need an MRI scan or biopsy. No, now all you need is a simple blood test, or maybe the NHS had more cut-backs. But all hope was not lost! The day after he wrote the journal, he would have an operation to have both of his lungs replaced with a bio-lung.
It was at this point that someone smelled something fishy.
The following day, after just 16 hours, Spite posted a new journal telling all of his loyal fans the operation was a complete success despite the 70% chance he wouldn't survive. His fans were overjoyed that he pulled through and was able to type on his iPod.
Unfortunately for Spite, AnthonyR70 was already on his case and started a thread in devianTART's Complaints Forum. While everyone was busy raging on the thread, no one thought to screenshot Spite's journals. When Spite eventually logged back on, he saw several comments on his latest journal exposing him for the lying cunt he was. Being the little pussy he is, he deleted all the journals and blocked anyone who didn't fall for his bullshit.
According to best friend Frosty, Spite left at 4AM Saturday morning. It's 117.08 miles from Norfolk to London and would take 2 and a half hours minimum to get there. So if you add time for pre-op, the operation itself and recovery time what do you get? A journal at 7:07 P.M. of course! Not bad, considering he should have been in a medically-induced coma and not fiddling with his iPod.
Like any self-respecting Tartet, Spite has a personal army of devoted fans who swarmed around him with huggles and glomps, fanart flooded in (and by flooded I mean four pictures). So though the fanart drive failed, there were still plenty of comments to make up for it. And comment they did, expressing their joy that their idol had not fallen, how they had been sick with worry, how they had bunked off college the day of his operation...even though it's Saturday.
When Spite's fans saw what was being said about their beloved Stephen, they blindly fought back, refusing to accept anything that meant there wasn't light shining out of his ass. Even as evidence of Spite's bullshit began to mount, they just stuck their fingers in their ears and attempted to jerk off to Spite170's art with their elbows. It took awhile, but a few loyal followers realized that their dear Stephen might just be lying.
The Truth About The Bio-lung/ Leaving dA
While it's true that a bio-lung does exist, they're still being tested on sheep. It is believed this is the main cause of Dolly the Sheep's death. As Spite's
personal army fans friends began to believe less and less in his fictional bio-lung, he finally gave into pressure and admitted it was lie and dA...
—Aww, he's going for the pity vote.
Honey, I'm home!
Sadly, just 3 hours and 16 minutes later, he was back.  However, his return wasn't as warm as he was hoping
and poor best friend Frosty found he was no longer on Spite's friends list. The cunt. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.
Now Spite just wants to forget this whole thing happened...
— STFU or I'll hid your comments and block you
The Truth About Cancer
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...But was it over?
Spite, instead of quitting like any other normal person would have done by this point, went on to AnthonyR70's DevianTart and tried to sweet talk Anthony with shit like "I'm so sorry!" and several different ways of saying it.
Anthony, seeing this, cracked his fingers:
—AnthonyR70, for great justice
There really is no justice on the internetz
Somewhere between then and now, AnthonyR70 was banned from devianTART for harassment. Or so DA says. No doubt from the many complaints of harassment to the helpdesk from naive, teenage sheep dressed in Eevee suits. This is the ultimate proof that their admin would rather listen to bitching teenage Eevee fans and taking their word for it, rather than looking at the entire chain of events. This incredibly stupid decision to ban a member for only telling the truth (and exposing a dickwad in the process) is consistent with their policy of not doing anything about stolen images or copyrighted material. All in the meantime Spite170 is still active on DA, even though he was supposed to be dead from lung cancer by Christmas.
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I HAS A BIOLUNG
AdCasts costs real money, faking cancer is free.
Frosty is 14, both of Spite internet girlfriends are 16.
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McCain gets involved.
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Lying about cancer is only a little white lie.
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