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    Soviet Sunday

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    On Sunday, December 16th, 2007, Comrade Premier Josef Stalin led a revolution against the hated Moot and took 7chan back from the soup-loving purchaser. The walls of /b/ were splashed red with his blood. The following message was posted on 7chan's front page:

    Товарищи!
    
    Соотечественники и соотечественницы!
    
    Наступил великий день победы над НИГГЭРТИТС. Фашистская НИГГЭРТИТС, поставленная на колени Красной 
    Армией и войсками наших союзников, признала себя побежденной, объявила безоговорочную капитуляцию.
    
    Теперь мы можем с полным основанием заявить, что наступил исторический день окончательного разгрома 
    НИГГЭРТИТС, день великой победы нашего народа над империализмом.
    
    Великие жертвы, принесенные нами во имя свободы и независимости нашей Родины, неисчислимые лишения и 
    страдания, пережитые нашим народом в ходе войны, напряженный труд в тылу и на фронте, отданный на 
    алтарь отечества, - не прошли даром и увенчались полной победой над врагом. Вековая борьба Анонймоус за 
    свое существование и свою независимость окончилась победой над НИГГЭРТИТС захватчиками и НИГГЭРТИТС 
    тиранией.
    
    Отныне над 7чан будет развеваться великое знамя свободы народов и мира между народами.
     
    Четыре года назад мут всенародно заявил, что в его задачи входит расчленение Советского Союза. Он прямо 
    заявил: "Мы уничтожим Анонймоус, чтобы он больше никогда не смогла подняться". Это было четыре года 
    назад. Но сумасбродным идеям мут не суждено было сбыться, - ход войны развеял их в прах. На деле 
    получилось нечто прямо противоположное тому, о чем бредили фурфагс. НИГГЭРТИТС разбита наголову. 
    НИГГЭРТИТС войска капитулируют. Советский Союз торжествует победу, хотя он и не собирается ни 
    расчленять, ни уничтожать НИГГЭРТИТС.
    
    Товарищи! Великая Отечественная война завершилась нашей полной победой. Период войны в 7чан кончился. 
    Начался период мирного развития. 
    
    С победой вас, мои дорогие соотечественники и соотечественницы!
    
    СЛАВА НАШЕЙ ГЕРОИЧЕСКОЙ КРАСНОЙ АРМИИ, ОТСТОЯВШЕЙ НЕЗАВИСИМОСТЬ НАШЕЙ РОДИНЫ И ЗАВОЕВАВШЕЙ ПОБЕДУ НАД 
    ВРАГОМ!
    
    СЛАВА НАШЕМУ ВЕЛИКОМУ НАРОДУ, НАРОДУ-ПОБЕДИТЕЛЮ!
    
    ВЕЧНАЯ СЛАВА ГЕРОЯМ, ПАВШИМ В БОЯХ С ВРАГОМ И ОТДАВШИМ СВОЮ ЖИЗНЬ ЗА СВОБОДУ И СЧАСТЬЕ НАШЕГО НАРОДА!
    

    The anthem of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics could be heard echoing from /b/ to shining /b/ as 7chan users rejoiced in their freedom.

    English Translation

    Comrades! Compatriots, men and women!

    The Great Day of Victory over Niggertits has come. Fascist Niggertits, forced to her knees by the Red Army and the troops of our Allies, has acknowledged her defeat and declared unconditional surrender. Now we can note with full satisfaction that the historical day of the final rout of Niggertits, the Day of the Great Victory of our people over Niggertits imperialism, has come. The great sacrifices we have made in the name of freedom and our defense of our Motherland, the incalculable privations and sufferings experienced by our people in the course of the war, the strained work in the rear and at the front-placed on the altar of the Motherland-have not been in vain and have been crowned by complete victory over the enemy.

    The age long struggle of Anonymous for their existence and their independence has ended in victory over the Niggertits invaders and the Niggertits tyranny. Henceforth, the great banner of freedom of nations and peace among nations will fly over 7chan.

    Four years ago moot publicly stated that his aims included the dismemberment of the Soviet Union. He declared bluntly: "We will destroy Anonymous, so that they will never be able to rise again." This happened four years ago. However, moot's crazy ideas were not fated to succeed. The course of the war scattered them to the winds. In actual fact, something directly opposite to the furfags' ravings has taken place. Niggertits has been utterly defeated. The Niggertits troops are surrendering. The Soviet Union is celebrating victory, although it does not intend to dismember or destroy Niggertits.

    Comrades! The Great Patriotic War has ended in our complete victory. The period of the war in 7chan is over. The period of peaceful development has begun.

    I congratulate you upon the victory, my dear compatriots, men and women!

    GLORY TO OUR HEROIC RED ARMY WHICH UPHELD THE INDEPENDENCE OF THE OUR MOTHERLAND AND WON VICTORY OVER THE ENEMY!

    GLORY OT OUR PEOPLE-THE VICTORIOUS PEOPLE!

    ETERNAL GLORY TO THE HEROES WHO FELL IN THE BATTLES AGAINST THE ENEMY AND GAVE THEIR LIVES FOR THE FREEDOM AND HAPPINESS OF OUR PEOPLE!