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Sonicrocksmysocks (A.K.A. Kylee N. Henke) born on March 8, 1989, is yet another whiny little weeaboo shit on DeviantART, akin to Snapesnogger except without all the gay fetish porn. Possibly the biggest animu artist on the site, she is, of course, popular as fuck and a selfish, talentless whore at that. She also looks like a fat female Rodney Dangerfield or Emma Stone. She currently living somewhere in Lake Tapps, Washington.
- 1 ART? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
- 2 I R MENTALLY DUHSEEZED LOL
- 3 Kylee
- 4 Pedophilia
- 5 Vocal Talent
- 6 Anime Conventions
- 7 The Fanbase
- 8 Super Kawaii Art Desu Ne!
- 9 Kylee's Camwhoring Adventures
- 10 Kylee Ignores Trolls
- 11 Did You Know...
- 12 See Also
- 13 Conacts
- 14 External Links
ART? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
—Sonicrocksmysocks, on how she's actually better than pro animators.
Her horrendous gallery consists of fanart of her self-insert character, Kylee (moar like KILLME amirite?), accompanied by some hype anime characters. Whenever someone with half a brain comes along and tells her that they're sick of seeing Kylee in her pictures, she bitches at the person, gets all depressed, and writes a long journal entry on the subject.
Despite the obvious fact that half of her drawings are sketches, have no color or value, lack proper anatomy, and get drawn on LINED FUCKING PAPER, she still receives at least 100 comments, over 500 favorites and THOUSANDS of views per drawing. The only thing she's good at is consistency, since she draws the same picture a million fucking times, but her god awful lack of originality cancels that out ten times over.
And to think this girl has over 2,300,000 pageviews and has over 6,000 people and counting watching her, which outdoes some artists on the site who actually have some fucking talent by way too much.
In her past, Kylee was in love and in the most saddest fucking way possible. Being in love, she made her own club,
, pure proof that Kylee is insane! This guy so call himself the king of cruelty. He was said to be one of Kylee's first friends on deviantart and was considered as Kylee's first love. Another series of facepalms of making a club for herself about loving a guy and not having the guts to tell him. For further proof, you can search her email on deviantart and you'll see three accounts associated with her email. First is her main account, her second account and this club. The club was banned since it was spamming all over deviantart (she did so in order to get popular) but you can still read the activity here and read the artists comments on this picture.
I R MENTALLY DUHSEEZED LOL
If she DID have AS, then she would have symptoms such as having a fascination with abnormal subjects or objects, have trouble talking or understanding humor, but not exactly enjoying it (see her "funny" comics and horrible singing voice), and more. For more information and calling on her bullshit, read here.
After writing this, AS USUAL, she got over 100 favs and comments from her retarded fans saying, "OMG THAT'S SO DEEP KYLEE I HAVE ASSBURGERS TOO" or "WE LOVE U UR SO INSPIRING". While these saps were sucking her clit, others told her to stop whining like a little emo bitch. They mentioned that people with AS live normal lives and don't get all depressed over the fact that they're an aspie and treat it as if it was cancer (which she did). But then again being a
retard ASPIE, she has to cope with her pathetic life somehow.
—Anonymous, bringing the lulz.
Way to go to for treating it like a fad, Kylee! To those who are actually diagnosed with the real disability, you are truly one sick bitch.
Most likely the uncrowned queen of self-insertion Mary Sues, Kylee is Sonicrocksmysocks' animu alter ego. It seems that she's unable to draw any fanart (or pictures at all) without adding her buttfuckingly ugly character to make the picture even worse with her blazing, retarded grin. Seriously. This girl does NOTHING but grin and be kawaii desu ^_^ with the hawt bishies and female side-characters. I'm sure if all those anime characters she draws with her Mary Sue met her IRL, they'd kick her ass for being so annoying and "inspirational to others".
Kylee's the most unimaginative creation since the PSP. No, wait, I was lying. It actually takes a rocket scientist to create a blond anime girl with a green T-shirt and blue jeans and just one expression. And, naturally, with this brilliant character design, she fits into ANY series imaginable! Shit, they could even put her in the middle of a Star Trek episode and nobody would notice a thing wrong with her outfit. Of course, Kirk would end up falling in love with her, too, and she'd befriend all the female crew members.
Then again, Mary Sue + Animu + Shitty Flashes = INSTANT POPULARITY!!1
- People Kylee Has Banged
- Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist
- Ash Ketchum from Pokemon
- Lan from Megaman Battle Network
- Inuyasha from Inuyasha
- Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh
- Sonic from Sonic the Hedgehog
- Link from The Legend of Zelda
- Impmon from Digimon
- Rock Lee from Naruto
- L & Near from Death Note
- Kratos from Tales of Symphonia
- Every Other Insanely Popular Anime Fag
- Your mom
- The Pope
- Had a three-way with Asterix and Obelix
Needless to say Kylee has AIDS.
EXTRA: KYLEE JUST BROKE HER $150 L DOLL WHILE SEXUALLY PLAYING WITH HIM! Someone seems desperate.
HOLY SHIT KYLEE IS A PEDOPHILE...
...as if we didn't already know by her love of Ash, Yugi, Link, Rock Lee, and Near (being carried by Kylee in the above). But being the big fat whore she is, she loves animu bishie boys no matter the age. This means all males, animu or irl, must stay at least 100 miles away from her. If not, they'll be sucked into her vagina since she is too lonely, fat, and ugly to get one male (good-looking or ugly) to even look her straight in the eye. As so, she can only go to her aspie world thinking that boys love her Mary Sue self. IRL, Kylee is a fat cunt desperately trying to make it into the real world with her shitty voice and terrible art.
In a journal proceeding just such an occasion, she states that during Anime Expo 2008 she will wear "some cheesy clip-in white streaks" so that she will be easily recognized, thus further proving that Kylee is just an idealized self-insert of her fail self.
A certain source tells ED that she was approached by Anti-SRMS activist (also under the DA account ) who told that her "artwork" was shit, and that "Its truly hard to believe no one ever made fun of her IRL." Perhaps this was part of the "failtastic shenanigans" she refers to in her journal.
Also, let it be known that she admits to "screwing [her]self over at an open mic event." It's so sad because we all expected you to succeed and wow us with your wonderful voice! She been going a anime convention of Washington State call Sakura-Con where her fan get to meet in the art alley and sell shitty artwork, pleasing her work and bullcrap of her great kawaii desu artwork and shit, being wonderful for some fuck up reason, and oz.. be sure to visit to her when you see her on Sakuracon.
While her fanbase on DeviantART is enormous, she has also developed a larger (but by no means smarter) community of fantards on the DeviantART ripoff SheezyArt. It's quite strange the amount of fans she's accumulated in ratio to the quality of her art, but alas, the DeviantART paradox strikes again.
Her fantards are mindless DevianTARTlets, and will try to cheer her up and tell everyone how mature they are, despite them being no more than 14 years old. They continue to draw her wonderful fanart and include her in their shitty cartoons. Her mom also commented on her page just to cheer her up.
This cunt is spoiled as hell, and yet doesn't thank a SINGLE one of these people for the support and sympathy they give her. Most people would be nothing without their fans and often thank them if they're not too busy. However, Kylee is not one of these people. The only thing she does is whine for moar popularity that she doesn't deserve.
However, as with any fanbase, she also has a bunch of haters, not to mention a hate club. The haters are mostly made up of people who can actually draw, aren't retarded, know REAL vocal talent, know that her sue is pure shit, and stand up for true justice. The haters usually point out to her fans how crappy her art is and how much fail Kylee put into it. The fans usually defend Kylee because they can't even draw, more than likely because they're too fat to lift a pencil. The fans have no intellectual ability to know a single fact of how anatomy is supposed to work, and think that SRMS' art is fucking flawless. Her fans usually praise Kylee's shitstorm and wish that they could draw as good as her. Her haters critique her artwork, but Kylee bitches at them, refuses to take the advice, gets depressed, and avoids them. Fat cunt. She treats her fanbase horrible, as well. Whenever she logs on to MSN, she gets over 9000 pop-ups from her fucktards.
With all the people calling her a stuck-up bitch and with this article, she actually is in love with her own article.
Honest To God Comments From Her DevianTART Profile Page
—http://phantom-ichigo.deviantart.com/ Phantom-ichigo], just another suck-up
Kylee's Camwhoring Adventures
Kylee Ignores Trolls
Numerous people have trolled Kylee's dA page over the months, but she often doesn't bother to hide the comments, even the ones that lag and crash your browser. It's okay though, it's fun to look back and laugh at some of the comments!
Disregard that she fails at attempting to lol at them.
Did You Know...
- ...it's a little known fact that she's a real life Mary Sue too?
- ...she was a GameMaster at the very short-lived SheezyArt RagnarokOnline server? (As expected of Kylee, she fucked that up too.)
- ...she's going to try out for American Idol? (She said she gave up because college, but we all know she went and failed)
- ...she's currently on a study-abroad trip (LOL) in Japan, where she's gonna have her SKILLZ noticed and become a supamegafamous mangaka ^__^? go post some HOMG UR SO LUCKY I'M JAELOUZ ;___; comments on her page, plz.
- ...Evidently the 'King of Cruelty' she started that Club for doesn't much care for her faggotry?
- ...This person is considered herself evil - who will fuck you up on devianTART & sheezyART and other website completely bad, the drama queen wll fuck you up apart, it is her true color (don't mess with this fat ass whore).
- ...This whore doesn't watch people on devianTART, sheezyART, or any other website shit who doesn't give a fuck about it she only just add favorite and shit, this chick who never watch nobody nor fucking anything which why she's lame.
- ...As of 2015, yea right that she live in a damned successful life these days who can make a lot of money that way (to become the richest bitch in the world) to get by as a freelance artist, what pest. It means that she is popular and successful outside of the interwebs. O RLY. NOPE. She doesn't have a fucking successful life. OH LOL she planning to make a shitty web comic series, ya hear, she suck already.
- Mary sue
- The Eclectic Espeon
- Kaoru Yuuka
- Her Skype: kyleehenke
- Email: [email protected]
- Kylee Henke.com
- Kylee Henke on Picarto
- Sonicrocksmysocks on Newground
- - HER PERSONAL FACEBOOK PROFILE
- Kylee Henke Vines
- Her Photobucket Albums
- SonicRocksMySocks Livestream
- Kylee Henke Soundcloud
- BEHOLD her personal instagram account of camwhore!!
- Kylee Henke on Other Facebook
- Kylee Henke Livestream
- Kylee Henke on Twitch
- Kylee Henke Crappy Store
- Kylee Henke on Google Plus
- Kylee Henke on Last.fm
- Kylee Henke on Rhapsody
- Kylee Henke on Ohmytracks
- Kylee Henke on Playlists
- Kylee Henke on Itunes
- Kylee Henke on Tindeck
- Kylee Henke Patreon Profile - The support of her fans/ her fucker whiteknight to pay her money to be the richest BITCH!!!
- Evil Kylee Henke on Google Plus
- Kylee Henke Other Google Plus Profile
- Kylee Henke Dead Google Plus Profile
- The Army of SonicRocksMySocks deviantART group
- SonicRocksMySocks on Gaia Online
- Kylee Henke on Amazon
- Kylee Henke on Spotify
- Kylee Henke on Rooster Teeth
- Kylee Henke on Wordpress
- The Creppy Kylee Henke Tumblr Blog - THIS EVIL BITCH CAMWHORE
- Kylee Henke on Miiverse
- Kylee Henke Spring.me profile
- No Attention Whore is complete without one!
- SRMS has been hanging out on Sheezyart, sucking Channel Cat's cock. And the site needs funding! Notice she drew his icon, and he keeps licking her rotten asshole all over the site.
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