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File:Enter-skull-2018.gif This is not the place for you to project your insecurities and judgements. Realize that you are not like me, and you will never be like me. Realize that my mind exists in and belongs to another dimension of thought and I am granting you access to this brand new world.
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Her crushes were dead before she was even conceived.

Sol Pais (a.k.a. DissolvedGirl, AngelShooters, LonelyAngel444, SecretSiapLos, and SiameseFeverDreams) was an edgy 18-year-old Columbiner from Florida who, on April 16, 2019, managed to shut down Columbine High School and achieve an impressive 4-star wanted level without firing a single bullet. Unfortunately, with an abysmally unimpressive kill count of zero prior to her desperation suicide on April 17, 2019, Sol ultimately proved herself to be more useless at school shootings than ED's own William Atchison and the worst sexually-handicapped spree shooter since PETA's Nasim Aghdam.

Following her death, savvy internet detectives located Sol's homepage on NeoCities and realized that, despite THE CURRENT YEAR being 2019, her website still looked like 1990s garbage from the era of dial-up. Making this discovery even more bizarre was the fact that Sol wasn't even alive in the 90s or during Columbine. Many people in the state of Colorado believe that all of this is proof that the entire incident was actually a false flag operation designed to protect the state's Fudgepacker-in-Chief, Jared Polis, from being impeached for shitting all over the Second Amendment.

Many Christian scholars believe that Sol will spend the rest of eternity getting spitroasted by Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold in Hell while William Atchison is strapped to a couch and forced to watch as his heroes rail some little bitch who got even less kills than he did.

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Sol, before becoming an edgy dyke.
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What she thought would happen.
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What actually happened.

Sol (short for "Shit Outta Luck") Pais was born on February 1, 2001, to some spic immigrants from some spic country who came to the Jewnited States in search of affirmative action and less rape. From a young age, Sol was infatuated with the 1999 Columbine school shooting and its perpetrators Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.

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in this tiresome reality that i do not belong in, i take the form of Sol.
 

 
 

—Sol ArchiveToday-favicon.png(archive)

   
 
This is not the place for you to project your insecurities and judgements. Realize that you are not like me, and you will never be like me. Realize that my mind exists in and belongs to another dimension of thought and I am granting you access to this brand new world.

You either understand or you don't. Tread lightly.
 


 
 

—Sol Pais ArchiveToday-favicon.png(archive)

   
 
he couldn't believe how easy it was

he put the gun into his face

bang!

(so much blood from such a tiny little hole)


problems have solutions

a lifetime of fucking things up fixed in one determined flash


everything's blue

in this world

the deepest shade of mushroom blue

all fuzzy

spilling out of my head
 


 
 

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Unlike Alice in Chains' lead singer, Sol opted for a bullet through the head rather than overdose. She probably would've failed the overdose even if she tried, anyways.
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I want to leave a record of myself before I, well...
 

 
 

—Sol Pais, leaving a record of herself

   
 
hello everybody

Florida resident here. I am planning a trip to Colorado in the next month or so and wanna buy a shotgun while I'm there and I was wondering what restrictions apply for me? I've found a few private sellers I might want to purchase from; is it legal for me as a Florida resident to purchase a shotgun in Colorado? I'm 18 years old too, if it's important.

thank you for reading, i appreciate any response!
 


 
 

—Totally not suspicious ArchiveToday-favicon.png(archive)

   
 
i just wanted to take the opportunity of this trip to buy a shotgun and go shooting/hunting somewhere nicer than FL, lol
 

 
 

—Sol ArchiveToday-favicon.png(archive)

   
 
NO PROBABLE CAUSE TO ARREST
 

 
 

—LOL Won't need to now.

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be the best killer you can be.
 

 
 

—Sol Pais, prior to failing at even becoming a killer ArchiveToday-favicon.png(archive)

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@solpais, was a huge over reaction by a suicidal teenager looking for help. Though I understand the reaction, this shows how under prepared, misunderstood and over reactionary the situation was. @9NEWS @CBSDenver @KDVR @FoxNews @CNN @MSNBC
 

 
 

—Close Contact, LLC‏, having a hot take ArchiveToday-favicon.png(archive)

   
 
not to be That Guy but a lot more effort could’ve been put into saving Sol Pais’ life. sorry but if you’re a mentally unstable TEENAGE GIRL with a gun and your name is plastered all over the news with the words “active manhunt”, you don’t see any other way out
 

 
 

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Sol Pais’ death is not funny. Sol Pais’ death should not be celebrated. Someone took their life due to a lack of appropriate gun regulation and mental health outreach. Have some goddamn respect.
 

 
 

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Scans of handwritten pages are very artsy and all but running your 61 pages through OCR to convert them into text would be very helpful for reading them easier. Keep in mind that blind people cannot read your journal via images but if it was converted to text then their software could read it aloud for them.
 

 
 

—Jordan, giving Sol's corpse advice for her website ArchiveToday-favicon.png(archive)


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Jared Polis (Deadname: Jared Schutz) is a notorious woman-beating poofter who, in 2018, was elected to be the 43rd Governor of Colorado. Like most modern DemocRATS, Polis is a gun control nut who doesn't believe in the Second Amendment and signed a highly unconstitutional "Red Flag Bill" into law in early 2019. The bill allows the government to seize firearms from law-abiding citizens if they believe that that citizen may possibly, potentially, have a very, very, very minute possibility of going postal at some point.

Naturally, the fine citizens of Colorado weren't about to take a fucking queer trampling all over their rights, so they quickly decided to rebrand their Recall Hickenlooper Facebook group that they had used to bash the previous Governor as Recall Colorado Governor Jared Polis. As one would probably expect from a group of anti-vax redneck conspiracy theorists, the news of a national FBI manhunt for an 18-year-old girl who, by all accounts, hadn't actually violated any laws reeked of being a Jewish false flag operation to detract attention away from the Governor's scandals.

   
 
There is no trace of this woman, family, friends... not one person who would have seen her has said anything (passengers on flight, uber driver/car rental place, gun shop owner) this is a false story to scare us. Polis is using this for the red flag bill. Open your eyes!
 

 
 

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Wake up.this is a crap story. There is no way she was 18 first, second - if she WERE, there is NO WAY she could jave rented a car OR buy a gun oin Colorado. This is not truth. Use logic. They are lying to us... Not the first time.
 

 
 

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Now that all the American sheep have been brainwashed by the mainstream news media... Do you really believe a mentally ill scared 18-year old girl really took her own life? Or that she was executed by a bunch of trigger-happy FBI agents? #SolPais #WhatReallyHappened
 

 
 

—DavyVara, trying to start a Sol Pais murder conspiracy ArchiveToday-favicon.png(archive)


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An 18-year-old lesbian sociopath threatened to shoot up a school? Who would've guessed?

Sol's only known friend in the last year was a chubby blonde girl from Michigan named Adrianna Pete (a.k.a. AnnaJuana69 and CherryPieCrime). Sol courted Adrianna by sending her a pair of expensive earrings after hearing her boyfriend dumped her, prompting Adrianna to fly down to Florida, where they spent intimate moments together. Their relationship continued with Sol later flying to Michigan to be with Adrianna in July 2018.

Sol is not the first daughter of Edgardo "Gardi" Pais driven to lesbianism, as her older sister, Valentina "Val" Pais (a.k.a. valentina.pais.5209 and vaalentyne), has been identifying as dyke since she was 17.

It is unclear whether or not these dykedelic tendencies were inherited due to abuse from their mother, Sylvia, or possibly from one of the degenerate music industry thots that Gardi inevitably brought to hang out with them.

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Like flies to shit, the news of a crazed idiot giving herself a shotgun mothwash brings all the tards to the yard, coming out in full force across Twatter, just to hear themselves speak as they try to educate people that a suicidal girl killing herself is a conspiracy designed by the FBI, that people threatening schools should be coddled, and how things would have gone differently if they were in charge.

   
 
#SolPais today a kid died! Colorado shut down all major school districts to prevent any children from being harmed however we still have a dead child! This girl was 18 years old please put yourself in her parents shoes at this moment
 

 
 

—J3llynuttz trying to be progressive ArchiveToday-favicon.png(archive)

   
 
What the majority of CO taught their kids yesterday: people are guilty before they ever commit a crime, police will not protect you, live in fear, and we should celebrate when a mentally ill 18 year old kills herself. 😢 #SolPais #Columbine #Colorado
 

 
 

—Stepmb75 not understanding how credible threats work ArchiveToday-favicon.png(archive)

   
 
#SolPais deserves justice for having her named dragged through the mud! Just a depressed kid that went up to the mountains to kill herself. She was dead before the Media hoopla and the FBI lies.
 

 
 

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Graded Score
Kill count: -20/20 Shooting yourself doesn't count, you dumb cunt.
Accuracy: -20/20 Perfect accuracy was wasted on her own butterface.
Style: -20/20 Actually thought a shotgun would be a good school shooting weapon.
Butthurt: -20/20 The FBI caused more butthurt than she did. LOLOLOL
Bonus: -20/20 Penalized for not turning in the assignment.
Total Score: -100/100 (F-----MINUSminusminus111)
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Banned From Scoring

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