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There are plenty of furries out there who will try to tell you that they are not obsessed with sex. They will try to tell you that this is a harmful stereotype and that they do not condone pedophilia in any shape or form. But thanks to Softpaw Magazine, we know this is all a steaming pile of horseshit. Perhaps literally.
Softpaw Magazine is a pedophilia magazine for furries made by two incestuous sick fucks; Jery and Kiffin Softpaw. This magazine was originally made for sad balding pedophiles who knew they had absolutely no hope of finding love in real life. Softpaw Magazine came to the rescue, giving them fictional furry children to cum all over, and page after page of child-like beings spewed out of Hell's asshole. While cub porn and furry loli/shota is common in the fandom, the fact that this glossy mag - including colored pictures - was available in public for so long instead of festering in the bowel of the internet where it belongs, makes it all the more creepy.
Half of the people aware of Softpaw Magazine are disgusted by child pornography. The other half are also disgusted by child pornography but find molesting underage animals to be a beautiful thing and God-given right. So basically saying that an older man fucking a child is bad but an older-looking furry molesting a cub is awwwright. Since furries are indeed retarded and have some sort of calling to spread their retardation, they will argue that just because they look young it doesn't make them equal to a human child. At all. The real thing is that they constantly lust over the small and innocent penis that they just wish they can see.
Whenever you say that cubs are actually furry children, they will start attacking you as if there were no tomorrow. In an argument, they will pull random shit out of their asses as a poor attempt to win the argument as best as they can. What they forget, is that they are a bunch of losers who actually paid for an entire magazine filled with CP.
Their most common arguments are:
- Cub porn fiction.PNG
The characters are all fictional. Role playing it done over the internet which keeps the children perfectly safe.
- Furry ageplay.PNG
The characters actually ARE over 18. Really. They've just been given hormone treatments to stop them from growing.
Proof that the magazine's contributors have absolutely no sense of intelligence, whatsoever.
Softpaw's fanbase is shit easy to troll. All you have to do is use your keyboard and type the words "cub" and "pedophilia" in the same sentence with no negativity attached to it. They will give you a TL;DR comment saying that if there's furs, then it can't be loli or shota. You can type the following:
- Tell them that having sexual images of cubs means that they have interests in pedophilia.
- Say that they like seeing older men banging children.
- Say that fapping to anything that has animal-like features means that they're interested in bestiality.
- Go with the goody; yiff in hell.
- Ask them if they have children locked in their basement since they have interest in child-like animal.
- Ask them if they're in a relationship with someone who is not under aged.
Quotes from their wonderful fans
Imagine that there is a crowd. Okay, now imagine that the crowd is only Softpaw's fan base. What were you thinking of? Were you thinking of shota fangirls, gay pedophiles, fur suits and creepy old men? Well that's Softpaw's fan base. And what would you think their fan base would say whenever they see a good old fashion cub yiff? If you don't know then just read the following quotes below. All of them are courtesy of SecretMoon, a shitty oekaki board aimed at cub porn.
—A faggot who joined ED to vandalise this article who proves that all furries should be sterillised.
To an unbelievable extent, the creators of the magazine are even more retarded than their customers. As stated before, the magazine is controlled by Jery and Kiffin Softpaw, two incestuous furries. Jery, the “brother” of the two, willingly admits that he loves cub porn greatly and finds it perfectly acceptable for the reader to “imagine” that they can be under 18 years old. Gee, who would think that? Jery co-owns two websites related to sick cub porn. One shitty drawing board where, you guessed it, their contributors also gather and share their sick fuckery. Another site he co-owns is Cub-Central. Basically like FA but it mainly consists of cub porn.
Then there is Kiffin, the sister of the dynamic pedo duo. In the first two issues of Softpaw, Kiffin had a vagina; however, in the third issue she was a trap and had a panty snake hiding in her skirt. More evidence is provided here, where she explains that she has a penis, hates pride but has so much and can’t save the world. This either points to one possible answer that she might be a hermaphrodite or an ugly man who wants to be a little girl.
Let’s not forget about their contributors. One contributor is Lando, a gay furry who begs other users to commission him. He loves pikachu cock and fat furry boys; let’s not forget to mention that he also has pictures of a fat emo pikachu with hawt piercing on the red cock. Then there’s Inuki, another little boy loving cock wrangler who’s trying to find the person responsible for banning her precious shota magazine. Apparently she has a fat loli fursona all sexed up as a gift for other sick fucks. Surprisingly, she does not draw any sex pictures of her fursona.  There are only a few, but are usually censored.
Edis Krad (EE-DIHS KRAWD)is probably their most fucked up contributor yet. His gallery is filled with cub porn; scat, bondage, blood, cum, mpreg and too much more. I shit you not. Edis is also from Japan, and logically, he must be an awesome artist! FUN FACT: Edis refers to shota as “human cubs” thinking that they're exactly like furries and that it means that SOMG THEY ONLY LUUK YUNG.
Know your enemy
Believe it or not, the contributors of Softpaw can be identified of which of the four (or three, since the last one sucks so bad that there's barely any of it) categories they best fit in.
- Shota Fangirls
- Jesus Christ, there are way too many of these contributing to this shit hole of a magazine. Of course, most of the Shota fangirls are into kawaii animu. In fact, they make the majority of the contributors. Seriously, there is just too much fail in their contributions to Softpaw. Don't forget that more than half of all the artworks from Softpaw are gay.
- Basically, they love drawing two furry boys fucking each other in the ass. Hell, they practically live on drawing shota fur. Not to mention that more than half the time you think that the boys are girls until you see what's under the hawt lingerie. The best example is, without a doubt, Inuki.
- Loli Fanboys
- Very few of them. Seriously, with a magazine aimed at an audience made up of pedophiles, you'd think that there would be a lot of creepy old men who loves looking up the skirts of young school girls. Yet for some reason there isn't as much of them. Most of the comics made by these people love seeing small girls have a huge dick shoved up their tiny vagina. If you want an example of a person who's in this category, then I'm sorry. I was serious about how there was barely any of these people involved with this magazine.
- Shota Fags
- Oh god, here we are. Not to be confused with the fangirl equivalent of this, but this is a group that is made up of men. Their submissions on Softpaw concentrate on how their imaginary penis is shoved up the shota ass. A majority of the shit from these people shows large men inserting their amazing cock up the ass of a little cub boy. In second place, we have cub boys having kawaii yaoi shota furry lol buttsecks.
- Lando is a perfect example of a lover of cub boys yiffing with each other since he's a giant Pokefag while Edis Krad is a mix of the two.
- Straight fiction fangirls
- Not exactly the equivalent of the loli fanboy, but they do draw cub girls. This is barely even considered as a category since there's just too few of them. The comics drawn by them usually involves two cubs of the opposite gander, well, yiffing! There is only one actually comic (as of now) than involves an adult furry woman paired up with a cub boy, and that was in it's latest issue. Example? Well, I could only find , just browse through her gallery, you'll see.
Although they seem happy to tolerate adults dressing up in animal costumes (and occasionally diapers) this magazine has been banned on two occasions - Eurofurence 13 in 2007 and A.A.E. in 2008. It all started when some dirty Portuguese man named Dktorzi announced that he will be selling the magazine at Eurofurence. Basically there is a German law that does not tolerate any publications that involves pedophilia. If they were to continue selling their magazine, they would get pwned by the law and sent to jail for selling CP for profits. Apparently, cub porn makes conflicts within the furry fandom attracting more trolls to it, so Eurofurence had to go with the decision to ban it. However, Softpaw only appeals to small portion of the crowd and they didn't need them at the convention in anyway. Cheetah also stated that the hotel in which the magazine staff resided in wanted to keep up a good reputation, therefore, they wanted to pwn Jery and Kiffin to get out of their hotel.
—Cheetah's TL;DR post.
A year later, Anthropomorphic Arts and Education banned Softpaw, since their rules clearly stated that no fucking child porn should be sold. Since furries are still fucking stupid, the fanbase kept bitching about it and saying that Softpaw is absolutely nothing like child porn because there is fur attached to their skin. Let's not forget that there are dozens of stories that contains school children yiffing with their teachers and characters that even have their ages stated.
- Troll Softpaw 2.PNG
Hopefully the final solution will involve burning the cubs too.
Reactions to the Ban
Naturally the furries were furious that their innocent fun had been ruined by political correctness.
It seems that the Paedos at Dream Field Comics, the publisher of SoftPaw, Have finally called it quits on the sick fuckery they produced and have realised that what they have been producing really is nothing more then child pornography, you think they would have gotten the hint sooner when entire nations like Germany wouldn't allow their shit into their country. The furry fandom are now a little closer to cleansing their community
The reasons for Soft Paws demise? The furry fandom finally having standards?, There are actually very few paedophiles in the furry community?. The likely reason is because Sick Fucks on the internet no matter how desperate they are, are unwilling to pay $25 for something that they can get for free on Fur Affinity. Given the vast numbers of pedos in the furry community you would figure selling a magazine containing cub porn would be easier than scoring Lindsay Lohan, it was a perfect business model for making a shit load of cash but this just goes to show how retarded furries are when they cant even sell something the whole fandom seems to want.
It is theorized that Most of the contributors to softpaw and many of its devoted readers have moved on to InkBunny, another shitty art site that solely caters to furry porn, like there aren't enough already. Inkbunny offers artists the ability to sell their Awesome art to other fursuit wearing retards with too much cash, on the internet. So before you go on thinking that the Crumbling of soft paw magazine was a step in the right direction, remember that they have simply moved to somewhere else on the internet where they can make even moar Jew Golds.
- [email protected] Jery's e-mail address
- The Old Website - Look, you can buy T-shirts! Show how much you support child porn!
- Their current website - Not aimed at cubs anymore, thank goodness!
- Secret Moon - Where the pedophiles graze.
- CubCentral - Another site Jery owns which is free of censorship and trolls.
- Surprisingly filled with more fail than any other FA account.
- Let's not forget Jery's hermaphrodite sister!
- On WikiFur
- Discussing Softpaw on Portal of Evil
- Even Urban Dictionary hates it.
- Article on Softpaws ban courtesy of CrushYiffDestroy.
- User:Fishies One of the few furfags
bravedumb enough to admit he's a pedo.
- Inuki - Tried to track down the people responsible for banning the magazine.
- Lando - One of the artists for Softpaw.
- Furry Porn
- Palcomix -A shitty art version of Softpaw Magazine
- Incontinent Student Bodies
- Dubious Disclaimer
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