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    Snugglenets/Nay Quits Irc Forever Again

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    [4:23] @(neigh) i wish there was some way to like
    [4:23] @(neigh) transmit actual ideas
    [4:24] @(neigh) and feelings
    [4:24] @(neigh) through tcp/ip
    [4:24] @(neigh) or through english even
    [4:24] @(neigh) through anything
    [4:25] @(neigh) irc isn't even an issue
    [4:26] @(neigh) life conditions as they are (for whomever) are just infinitely unmanagable and when people attempt to render it more managable they just end up in a modular polly pocket hell
    [4:27] @(neigh) it's so hope demolishing
    [4:28] @(neigh) i refuse to have my life and my humanity and my soul compromised and all i get is misery and negative ebay seller ratings
    [4:29] @(neigh) maybe i am a ghost
    [4:30] @(neigh) there has to be something to do on earth that involves other people
    [4:30] @(neigh) there
    [4:30] @(neigh) has to be other people
    [4:30] @(neigh) right?
    [4:32] @(neigh) i guess the odds aren't in my favour on this one and i should know when to leave well enough alone
    [4:33] @(neigh) i have too much faith
    [4:34] @(neigh) i invest a lot of faith in people
    [4:34] @(neigh) the reason i am in a hypothetical band right now is because i have faith in someone
    [4:35] @(neigh) there a just a few people on whom it isn't wasted
    [4:35] @(neigh) she is one
    [4:35] @(neigh) at least according to my judgment atm
    [4:36] @(neigh) so long as i am not remaining willfully ignorant of anything glaring
    [4:36] @(neigh) some people will never make it, of course..
    [4:36] @(neigh) they'll just continue to be frozen in time, falling in place
    [4:40] @(neigh) stressful not being able to do and say what i want
    [4:41] @(neigh) i can't wait forever for good things
    [4:41] @(neigh) who can wait forever for life to prove itself more than an idle pastime
    [4:44] @(neigh) all we do is judge each other idly in some vain attempt to preserve our own status. hearts neutralised and perverted
    [4:45] @(neigh) and you know you're never sure, but you're sure you could be right, if you held yrself up to the light, etc
    [4:45] @(neigh) question on my mind always is WHAT CAN BE DONE
    [4:45] @(neigh) what can be done for them
    [4:47] @(neigh) stupid rhetorical questions
    [4:47] @(neigh) i wish i could answer that shit and actually do something for once
    [4:48] @(neigh) but there is only fear and paranoia and bla bla bla
    [4:51] @(neigh) what can be done to stop all of the insipidity and soullessness of life
    [4:52] @(neigh) why can be said to a person who sucks ass and is gay
    [4:52] @(neigh) what*
    [4:53] @(neigh) ANOTHER THING
    [4:53] @(neigh) whatever happened to honesty
    [4:53] @(neigh) no one tells me shit
    [4:55] @(neigh) fears binding every sort of social contact ever
    [4:56] @(neigh) easily averted problems, easily changed directions.. struck down by ridiculous and vague jungle fear
    [4:56] @(neigh) FUCK IT
    [4:56] @(neigh) what can be done for these people
    [4:56] @(neigh) i spent so much time
    [4:56] @(neigh) catering
    [4:56] @(neigh) and caring for that matter
    [4:58] @(neigh) my heart and my hands and my mind all belong to me. 100%. and no one around will get anything good out of any of these, my most valuable things, unless they do, 100%
    [4:59] @(neigh) belong to me
    [5:00] @(neigh) while i'm willing to let my moral imperatives continue to bend, it is time to temper them to greater extent, in the interest of fostering growth + gains in integrity
    [5:01] @(neigh) i remember saying the same before lent this year
    [5:01] @(neigh) when i was not on the internet for that period
    [5:01] @(neigh) my stupid friend dom came back from florida
    [5:02] @(neigh) and i managed to naive myself back into stupidtown pretending we could start a groop and be nerds
    [5:02] @(neigh) such neurosis
    [5:02] @(neigh) such naivety
    [5:02] @(neigh) i amaze myself
    [5:05] @(neigh) at some point it just becomes so neccessary to cut yr losses
    [5:05] @(neigh) i spose
    [5:06] @(neigh) i haven't won them all
    [5:06] @(neigh) i won some
    [5:06] @(neigh) those were ok
    [5:07] @(neigh) i've made some people's lives a little brighter in my day
    [5:07] @(neigh) some others a little darker
    [5:07] @(neigh) god knows i wanted to help them
    [5:08] @(neigh) and that i would try my hardest to do so
    [5:08] @(neigh) even when there was no promised safe zone at the end
    [5:10] @(neigh) i suppose i should return to how it was pre-lent
    [5:11] @(neigh) when i wasn't a lovesick goof
    [5:12] @(neigh) when i followed the sun totally
    [5:13] @(neigh) this whole year was a derailment of that movement
    [5:13] @(neigh) i only have fond memories of last winter
    [5:13] @(neigh) idk why, it was cold and sucked
    [5:14] @(neigh) but i had scarves and socks and enya and dark chocolate and cold medicine
    [5:14] @(neigh) and i was surviving
    [5:15] @(neigh) i guess there was something corrupt in my anticipation of spring
    [5:15] @(neigh) because i shattered when it came
    [5:17] @(neigh) i suppose the difficulty of these years shouldn't be underestimated
    [5:17] @(neigh) but we always never see it comin
    [5:18] @(neigh) i suppose you'd have to know a lot of people to be so literate in failure from the get-go
    [5:18] @(neigh) otherwise you'd better be prepared to own up to your own en masse
    [5:18] @(neigh) irc is distracting and not snuggly
    [5:18] @(neigh) anyways
    [5:19] @(neigh) this channel is cursed
    [5:20] @(neigh) and you will all suffer a great deal for having joined to it.
    [5:21] @(neigh) i didn't notice myself until the other day.
    [5:21] @(neigh) so that's why i didn't tell anyone.
    [5:21] @(neigh) totally cursed though.
    [5:22] @(neigh) anyways
    [5:22] @(neigh) yes
    [5:22] @(neigh) i will still be around
    [5:23] @(neigh) on other venues of correspondence
    [5:23] @(neigh) such as aol
    [5:24] @(neigh) ta ta 4 now
    

    Meanwhile, in #dongescrow

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    [5:24] @(dolphine) sup geig
    [5:24] @(dolphine) geigh
    [5:25] @(neigh) hy
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    [5:26] @(dolphine) wrong msg
    [5:26] @(dolphine) wrong channel but w/e
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    [5:29] ... Topic: dolphine sets topic [~*~this is an irc revolutionary act of war~*~ .:. /!\ death to opers and chatkillers /!\.:. ):rip #cia:(]
    [5:29] ... Topic: dolphine sets topic [~*~this is an irc revolutionary act of war~*~ .:. /!\ death to opers and chatkillers /!\.:. ):rip #cia:(]
    [5:29] ... Topic: dolphine sets topic [~*~this is an irc revolutionary act of war~*~ .:. /!\ death to opers and chatkillers /!\.:. ):rip #cia:(]
    [5:29] @(dolphine) ❒ Shut the Fuck Up ❒ /part #dongescrow ✔ Kill Yourself
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    [5:31] @(MC) funny how nobody noticed/cared
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    [8:24] @(Abdul) clear
    [8:26] @(MC) hello
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    [8:28] @(Neo) !aop clear
    [8:28] @(Neo) !sop clear
    [8:28] @(Neo) !vop clear
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    [8:30] ... Topic: Neo sets topic [And nothing of value was lost]
    [8:31]  > msg [chanserv]: unban #dongescrow
    [8:31] @(zaiger) holy shit
    [8:32] @(zaiger) wtf
    [8:32] @(MC) stupid shit
    [8:32] @(zaiger) yeah i see that
    [8:32] @(zaiger) nerds
    [8:32] @(zaiger) them nerds, not you
    [8:33] @(zaiger) well
    [8:33] @(zaiger) you know what i mean
    [8:33] @(MC) lol
    [8:33] @(zaiger) haha
    [8:34] @(Neo) neigh is done here
    [8:34] @(Neo) he blogged a nice little note in #snuggle
    [8:34] @(Neo) also #snuggle is now forbidden
    [8:34] @(Neo) there will be one channel on snugglenets
    [8:34] @(MC) Neo: i am sorry that this happened
    [8:34] @(MC) :/
    [8:38] @(Neo) fuck it
    [8:38] @(MC) fuckin neigh
    [8:38] @(Neo) I'm not talking about it
    [8:38] @(zaiger) ok
    [8:38] @(Neo) It's of absolutely no significance
    [8:38] @(Neo) other than the fact taht they successfully got me up at 7:30 on a sunday
    [8:38] <!ACTION!> MC comfort jersey shore snuggles the Neo
    [8:38] @(Neo) due to fucking phone calls
    [8:39] @(Neo) from opers
    [8:39] @(Neo) who have no idea how to irc
    [8:41] @(MC) :<
    [8:42]  (Abdul) lol
    [8:42]  (Abdul) ilu Neo
    

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